The Sound Advice Project was designed to help parents keep their kids off drugs by giving them a reminder of how much they’re loved and how bad drugs are. In this case, it’s a bracelet that says, in waveform, something like “you’re way too cool for drugs”, or, “drugs will make your penis shrink”. Thankfully, for $18 you can go to the website and record whatever message you want. I decided to made one for myself with one of my favorite inspirational messages from the bible, “When in doubt, PEW PEW PEW”. *WHA-PISSSH!* Whoa, what was that? You getting bible-belted, son! Waveform bracelet displays sound advice [dvice]

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Waveform Bracelets Are A Clever Idea

Fiona Carswell is a friendless hag who lives in the woods and tries to entice children into her gingerbread house to eat them. Just kidding, I’m sure she’s cool and has tons of friends . But that didn’t stop her from designing ‘Cell Stickies’, which are electro-static stickers with fake text messages you stick on your iPhone when you’re feeling down. Because let’s face it, nothing boosts one’s spirit like catching yourself sticking a fake text message sticker on your cell phone. Am I right? Oooh — a text. “You are right. As usual.” Haha, just as I thought! And here comes another! “You gave me herpes.” Shit. Cell Stickies For The Truly Delusional [ohgizmo]

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Sad: Text Messages For The Friendless

This is a set of print ads run by a New Zealand cable channel advertising its upcoming showing of Aliens vs. Predator . As you can see (if Geekologie hasn’t burnt out your retinas yet) they feature an Alien vs. Predator playing together civilly. This one is chess , but hit the jump to see pool and swingball. And speaking of swingball — go ahead, give them a kick. Go on — I can take it. Wait wait wait, I’m not rea–OH OFFFFOW OWW OWW OWW OOOOOOOWW OWW OW OW OH STOP OH STOP UHHH UUHH UUHH I CAN’T BREATHE STOP UHHH UUHHHH. Oh yeah, that’s the stuff . Hit it for the others.

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Now Now, Play Nice: Aliens Vs. Predator Ads

This robotic fish , which looks like it was made out of precious jewels, isn’t, but was actually created to detect pollutants in the earth’s oceans . The 1.5 meter long robotic fish each requires about $30,000 to make. Their purpose is to head out into the open water, take in data about water pollutants, return to a charging station about every 8 hours and while charging, submit data about water quality. The issues with this first batch of fish is pretty clear - they’re way too expensive to be made in numbers big enough to be very helpful; their charge lasts just 8 hours so they aren’t able to have a very large range away from their charging stations; they run a pretty good risk of getting a bite taken out of them. $30,000? Jesus. For half the cost of a single fish I’ll rent a paddle boat and troll the underwater sensors myself. I swear, these idiotic scientists think a robot is the solution to every freaking problem. Which leads me to my next question — how much do you think a robotic fish would fetch on eBay? Wow, really? Grab your tacklebox and meet me by the dinghy! Video of the very life-like swimming fish after the jump.

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Okay: Robo-Fish To Detect Ocean Pollution

Fitness First is a gym in the Netherlands that installed this advertisement at a local bus stop. It has a scale attached to the seat so when you sit on it (with legs hanging ) it shows your weight. It’s supposed to make you think about your health and joining the gym. But all it made me think about was how long it takes to cook a 68kg turkey. Fat Shaming at the Bus Stop [current] Thanks to Jonathan, who once hid lead weights in his pumpkin to win the heaviest pumpkin contest at the county fair.

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Bus Stop Shames You Into Joining The Gym

NOTE : VIDEO IS PROBABLY NSFW DUE TO LANGUAGE I have no idea what I just watched but it had Mario , Link , and Megaman standing around drinking beer, taking bong hits and fishing. Which makes it the coolest thing I’ve seen all day not.* *BBW holding ‘I Heart Geekologie Sign’ excluded. Put it on a hook - A rap video (featuring mario, link and megaman) by Inhumans [funnyordie] Thanks again to Julian, who once caught a great white by dangling his hammerhead in the water. HIYO!

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WTF Was That?: ‘Put It On A Hook’ A Rap Video Featuring Mario, Link And Mega Man

When Neil Berrett decided it was time to put in his two-weeks notice he did it deliciously — with a cake ! The cake reads as follows: Dear Mr. Bowers, During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim. However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors. Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27. Sincerely, W. Neil berrett Nice one, Neil. I typically like to go out with an f-bomb parade or a good old fashioned Xerox’ed penis, but hey, whatever cracks your tractor. Man resigns from job by handing in notice on cake [telegraph] Thanks to Julian, who resigned from his last job with a gallon of gasoline and box of matches. Oooh, going away fireworks!

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Mmmm, The Most Delicious Resignation Ever

Looking for a great way to piss away your work day? How about starting a giant game of Tetris ? Even after a full eight hours of gameplay you’ll probably be nowhere! The screencap here is of me playing for five minutes, and then letting it drop shapes on its own for another 2 hours and 42 minutes (larger version HERE ). You can leave your desk, go take a nap in your car, and have barely missed a thing. WHEE! I double-dog-dare somebody to fill the whole thing except for a line on one of the sides. You would be my hero! And also, a loser. Mostly a loser. DO IT! UPDATE : Added a screen cap of some art Geekologie Reader Colunista created with the game, after the jump.

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I’ll Never Work Again!: Giant Tetris Online