Want a poster-size print of yourself riding a dinosaur ? Of course you do, it’s like every child’s grown man’s dream. Well it is mine at least. And now thanks to Dinoprints, you won’t have to do the Photoshopping yourself! $50 gets a 24″ x 36″ print of yourself riding a t-rex , spinosaurus or wooly mammoth, with more dinosaur options on the way. You just take a picture of yourself in the proper straddling pose, upload it, and Dinoprints takes care of the rest. “You’re gonna make it look like you’re banging one, aren’t you?” Pfft — please . I’m gonna make it look like I’m banging two. Hit the jump for a gallery of the possibilities. You can even use a pet!

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Yes!: Poster-Size Prints Of You Riding A Dinosaur

This is a short animation of a re-imagined Super Mario Bros. player select screen in gritty 3-D with an environmental twist by digital artist Jonathan Fletcher. Obviously, I would play the hell out of that if it were real. Also, have nightmares . “Nightmares or wet dreams?” Ha, that depends on what the princess looks like. “You mean Yoshi?” Yes, yes I do. Hit the jump for the MAKE IT REAL, MAKE IT REAL NOW.

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Reimagining The Mario Bros Player Select Screen

This is a video of Geekologie Reader Simon spending a lot of time and effort to build a 12-pound warhammer for a friend’s birthday , making him a far better friend than any of mine. “Because you don’t have any?” GOOD ONE, DINGLEBERRY. Did you come up with that one all by yourself? “Nope — I had a friend help.” Ugh, of course you did, Mr. Popular. God I’m so f***ing alone. Hit the jump for the woodworking in progress.

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Geekologie Reader Made 12-lb Warhammer For Friend

Oh man, the fear we could strike in my neighborhood with this thing. In other hovering news, this is an immaculately conceived restored 1965 Marine Corps Huey gunship for sale on eBay . You and I are going to buy it together and take turns going on neighborhood patrol. Oooooooor just sitting in it playing helicopter hero because we both lost our pilot’s licenses trying to land on top of 7-11. GW & FRIEND TO SNACK BASE — PREPARE THE CHIPS & SODA AIRLIFT, OVER. IT IS BEING SOLD WITH NO DATA PLATE AND NO RECORDS. ENG, TRANS AND BLADES ARE MISSING SERIAL NUMBERS. ALL GUN MOUNTS, AMMO CANS, CHUTES, GUNS, AND 2.75 ROCKET PODS ARE INCLUDED IN THE SALE. ALL GUNS ARE NON-FIREING DUMMY’S. THIS HELICOPTER WAS HANGER KEPT MOST OF ITS LIFE. BEING SOLD AS A STATIC DISPLAY THAT RUNS. RECORDS HAVE BEEN LOST. SLOW FUEL LEAK, VERY SLOW HYDROLIC LEAK. (they all leak). NO EXPORTING WITHOUT PROPER PAPERWORK PERIOD. (EUC ). THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY CHANCE YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY A RUNNING & F***** GUNSHIP AT A STATIC DISPLAY PRICE. *NOTE* HELMETS ARE NOT INCLUDED IN THE SALE. No data, no serial numbers — they’ll never be able to trace us! The non-firing dummy guns is a shame but I’m sure we can replace them with firework mortars or something. Also, no helmets included? WHO NEEDS A HELMET?! Flying a helicopter with a helmet is like riding a bicycle with a mouth guard and knee pads: overkill. Several more shots, a video of the bird starting, and a link to the auction after the jump.

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Let’s Go Halvsies!: 1965 Huey Helicopter On eBay

Guy: I AM Ezio Auditore. Girl: I’m smexy! Is Monteriggioni like macaroni? When you get right down to, there are very few things I need in the world. The love of a lady with knockers bigger than mine (shit, or smaller — just no penis) and a cool $10-million and I’d be set. That’s only two things — come on Santa! You fat f*** . But the list of things I want , that thing goes on for miles. Nautical ones (they’re a little longer!). Aaaaaaand includes this $55 ‘Monteriggioni’ Assassin’s Creed hoodie . I actually see a lot of Ezio in myself, you know? Plus every time I walk into a room I visualize how I’d silently stab every one of them without anyone else noticing? Because I do that. Jk jk, but one time I did bust ass and then hold the door closed. *leap-of-faiths off cubicle divider* Hit the jump for closeups.

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WANT: Assassin’s Creed ‘Monteriggioni’ Hoodie

This is Batman’s costume from the Arkham City game made in real life by the folks at The FX Labs. Am I going to steal it and wear it on Halloween? No. Am I going to steal it and wear it everyday except Halloween? Yes (I’ve already committed to going as a sexy XBox controller). Although it was difficult to make the suit wearable because “nobody in the world is proportioned like [Batman],” the FX Lab pulled it off by stitching together several flexible pieces that move with the wearer. They didn’t sacrifice accuracy, either. They even emulated the way the suit can look blue or grey depending on the light. Awesome, it even gives you fake muscles and everything — not that I need them! *flicking syringe, injects* “Please tell me those weren’t steroids.” Oh f*** no, that was 100% horse tranquili– *collapses drooling onto own crotch* Hit the jump for a couple different angles/closeups.

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Batman’s Arkham City Costume Made IRL

Want to see The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword’s 3:30 ink-blot intro? Relax bro, I’ve got you covered. “…In honey?” Yes in honey, I need your help attracting a bear. “And then what?” Haha, what do you mean ‘and then what?’ And then watching from the car and see what it does to you! Hit the jump for the OMG YES YES YES YES NOVEMBER 20TH.

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YES: Zelda Skyward Sword’s Ink-Blot Intro

Granted it can only hover at 3-feet, but that’s a lot higher than your UFO. “I don’t have a UFO.” You ignorance pains me, you know that? But Shu Mansheng here? He’s smart . So smart he built an 18-foot UFO (NOT roflcopter ) out of $3,000 in parts (including eight motorcycle engines). It’s Shu’s third prototype and can hover 3-feet off the ground for a solid 10-seconds. Not sure how you can use that to fake an alien invasion , but who knows, maybe he’s gonna hang it in a tree or something. Chinese man builds flying wheel with eight motorcycle motors [dvice] Thanks to Martin, who claims he tried building a jetpack but ended up burning his garage to the ground. Martin? That was a meth lab and we all know it. Hey — let’s build something together on Faceybooks and Tweeter

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Chinese Farmer Builds Own Hovering UFO

This is a mushroom cloud treehouse designed and built by sculptor Dietrich Wegner. It looks pretty awesome , but would look even awesomer with a ‘NO GURLZ ALOUD’ sign hanging outside. *throwing dirtballs* READ THE SIGN, SUZY! The structure is about twenty feet tall, and the artist intended for it to show “two conflicting ideas,” which one can only assume is “play” and “doom,” though it’s supposedly representative of the contradiction between what our eyes enjoy and what our mind knows… Seriously bro? Why does every single thing somebody makes have to have some sort of pretentious message? Why can’t it just be a sweet treehouse to hang out with your friends and plan the toilet-papering of a neighbor’s house? I swear. I made an egg for breakfast but you don’t see me writing about how it’s the symbolic representation of my own rebirth that I know can never never happen because I was never properly fertilized or nurtured in the first place, do you? “You just did. What does bacon mean?” F*** this, I’m going for a walk. Hit the jump for three more designs of the same theme.

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Apocaplyptic Playhouse: Mushroom Cloud Fort

Dinosaurs : everybody in their right mind wants one for a pet . But can we have them? Noooooooooooo, scientists are all, “f*** your dreams — we don’t care about you! We’re too busy making money for pharmaceutical companies by developing drugs that cure one thing and give you six others.” Enter this series of dinosaur pet costumes from Animal Planet, probably the closest you’ll ever come to watching a real pet dino run around your house eating cats. Ooooooor licking its own butthole and then trying to give you a kiss. DAMMIT CHLOE, NO — I SAW WHERE THAT TONGUE JUST WAS! And for the record, yes, it did make me love you a little less. Hit the jump for a worthwhile triceratops dog hat and turtle costume.

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Canine Cosplay: Pet Dinosaur Dog Costumes