Note: Skip to 1:15 unless you’ve never seen regular-ass looking clouds before. Although, truthfully, I’m pretty sure I did see a pig and Daffy Duck at the very beginning. This is a video of clouds passing by before a storm in New Brunswick, Canada that somebody decided to film because, shit, it was either that or grass. To the cameraman’s credit though, they did manage to catch a formation that looks eerily like a human face . And by human I obviously mean half human, half-elf, because that’s clearly Middle Earth’s Elrond, Lord of Rivendell. That or Link. Nice ear, bro. You could cut off half that thing and almost make two penises. Hit the jump for the Cumulonimbus Elvenlordicus or whatever.

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Human Face Spotted In Cloud Formation

This is an 8-bit version of that girl’s annoying ‘Friday’ song. I say “that girl’s” because I can’t bring myself to say her name without projectile vomiting . Rebecca BLU-BLU-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! See? Granola bars hurt on the way back up. Admittedly, this 8-bit version is kinda catchy without the words. *getting stoned to death* Hit the jump for the ‘I’ve been listening to it all morning’ video.

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Because It’s Friday (And You Hate Yourself): 8-Bit Version Of That Girl’s ‘Friday’ Song

Note: Video after the jump possibly NSFW on account of some naughty words for private parts. This is Pokemon the musical. If you really love Pokemon and can’t catch (!!!!!!11) enough of the franchise , you might like it. But if you think Yu-Gi-Oh is the shit and Pokemons are just a bunch of biological experiments gone comically wrong, you probably won’t. Me? I didn’t even watch it. Well, not past five-seconds anyways. I could still hear it though as I put my chicken nuggets in the oven. It didn’t sound very good, and I ended up burning myself on the oven rack. Then it sounded like me punching the stovetop and telling it I’ll kill its entire family. You think I’m joking, Frigidaire?! I’LL GET IN MY NEIGHBOR’S CAR AND DRIVE TO SEARS RIGHT THIS F***ING SECOND. Hit the jump for the video you’re going to watch anyways despite it sucking so hard because I know how to pick convincing screencaps.

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Singin’ About Balls: Pokemon The Musical

Is there anything funnier than tricking a Japanese man into a meeting and then faking the death of everybody else in the room by sniper fire? No. Unlessssss the alleged gunman then bursts in and puts his weapon to the man’s head and pulls the trigger. Seriously, you’re sick, Japan (keep the freaky Hentai coming). Youtube Thanks to Closet Nerd and Harry, whose parents don’t allow them to watch Japanese TV for fear of them becoming morally corrupt.

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Highly Questionable Japanese Sniper Prank

This is ninja boy (think Star Wars boy yet somehow remarkably sadder) filming himself out in the wilderness (read: the local park) pulling off some Rad to the power of Unhealthy ninja moves . It’s seven minutes long and BY NO MEANS should you piss away an entire seven minutes of your life watching it all (I did). But he does spice up his maneuvers, so you will want to skip around. And, for as much fun as I want to make of the poor bastard, he could probably kick my ass if I didn’t have laser blasters for eyes. But I do. Suck it, ninjard! Ninja Nerd [liveleak] Thanks to MoD, who could out-ninja like thirty ninja cats.

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Ninja Boy Could Use A Few More Lessons

This is a literal video for Bonnie Tyler’s ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the 80’s were wack as a mother. Of course, current music videos could be just as weird, but I don’t watch MTV because I’m not in middle school anymore. Kidding, cable got cut off. Total Eclipse spoof [dailymotion] Thanks to shane, who literally video’d himself banging his girlfriend.

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Literal Video: Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Pygmy jerboas are probably the cutest things I’ve ever seen. And this is coming from a guy who raised a bunny that nursed an orphaned squirrel and three ducklings, so yeah. Youtube Thanks to taby and Andrew, who had like 1,000 pygmy jerboas and still had room for dessert.

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Awwwh, I Want A Million!: Pgymy Jerboas

Okay, this one is actually legit, but everything after the jump isn’t. They’re the kind of questions that make you want to bathe with a toaster (or SPOILER ALERT : poisonous jellyfish ). I assume some of them are fake, but I sadly guarantee a good portion are serious. And, well, *pouring out a little liquor* it’s been real, humanity. Hit it for a dozen or so of the worst questions ever asked.

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The Worst And Saddest Of Yahoo! Answers

This is by far one of the coolest videos I’ve seen in awhile. In it, the Mythbusters attempt to fuse metal and pancake a compact car using a rocket-sled traveling at 650MPH. The results are….amazing. And why I don’t drive. With a license. Youtube Thanks to snipmint, who once rode a rocket to the moon and didn’t bother to bring me back any cheese. Just sayin’, kind of a dick move.

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Trying To Pancake A Car With A Rocket Sled