German Photographer Marcus Reugels takes pictures of water droplets refracting an image of a planet behind them, making them each appear to contain a lil world (prior: MC Escher droplet ). Aaaaaaah, we’re all gonna drown! Just kidding, but this does remind me of that cat in Men In Black that carries a whole galaxy around on its collar. Marcus sells prints of his work on his website and also takes requests in case you’ve got something special in mind. “I’m gonna get one of my penis!” Ha, I said special. BURN! Your girlfriend agrees though is the thing. Hit the jump for several more earths, a moon, Jupiter, Spider Man and Batman and a picture of his setup.

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Eye Candy: The World In A Drop Of Water (Plus Bonus Spider Man & Batman!)

Note: Larger version HERE in case you’re convinced somebody in Uganda actually gives a shit about Googling “zombies”. SPOILER: No. In Kenya, absolutely. This is a map created by plotting the prevalence of Google interweb searches for the word ” zombie ” on Google Maps . Unsurprisingly, countries that don’t speak English don’t have a lot. Same goes for Googling “taytays the size of my head” and “dino love dolls”. *whistling* Using a keyword search for “zombies”, the following map visualizes the absolute concentrations of references within the Google Maps database. The map reveals two important spatial patterns. First, much of the world lacks any content mentioning “zombies” whatsoever. Second, and related, the highest concentrations of zombies in the Geoweb are located in the Anglophone world, especially in large cities. The results either provide a rough proxy for the amount of English-language content indexed over our planet, or offer an early warning into the geographies of the impending zombie apocalypse. Hey, I’m just happy to see they didn’t go off the deep end and try to infer the majority of the world doesn’t care about the undead, despite the fact the word “zombie” is just a funny sound to them. And speaking of funny sounds: my freshman roommate used to snore every night but they sounded like farts . Plus stunk. “You know GW, sometimes the simplest answer is best.” I regret sharing a bed with him, I’ll tell you that. The Zombie map of the world [guardian] Thanks to Cristian, who doesn’t Google anything because he’s patiently waiting for AskJeeves to make a comeback. Jeeves! That guy couldn’t find a f***ing coat on a coat rack!

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World Map Of People Who Google ‘Zombies’

In what can only be viewed as a blatant act of terrorism, Superman is renouncing his U.S. citizenship , citing ” America’s obesity problem he’s tired of being construed as an instrument of US policy.” You know what? Fine — but you better change your color scheme BECAUSE THESE COLORS DON’T RUN, CLARK… … … …KENT. CLARK KENT — THAT’S HIS REAL NAME! “Superman is a visitor from a distant planet who has long embraced American values. As a character and an icon, he embodies the best of the American Way,” DC’s co-publishers, Jim Lee and Dan DiDio said in a statement to FOX411.com. “In a short story in ACTION COMICS 900, Superman announces his intention to put a global focus on his never ending battle, but he remains, as always, committed to his adopted home and his roots as a Kansas farm boy from Smallville.” The landmark issue is certainly sparking controversy. “Besides being riddled with a blatant lack of patriotism, and respect for our country, Superman’s current creators are belittling the United States as a whole. By denouncing his citizenship, Superman becomes an eerie metaphor for the current economic and power status the country holds worldwide,” Hollywood publicist and GOP activist Angie Meyer told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column. First of all, WTF is a Pop Tarts column and can I eat it cold? Secondly, holy shit people are arguing over comic book characters . You’ll have to excuse me if I don’t get involved, it’s just that I’ve got other things to worry about. Namely, an erection lasting longer than four hours . I know the commercial says call your doctor, but what that’s just a ploy to kidnap me for biological experiments?! “Who knows — maybe you’ll wind up with a superpower…” … … …Hello, Dr. Shirling?! I’ve had a boner for 48-hours straight and I want to read minds! Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship in Latest Action Comic [theblaze] and Superman Renounces His U.S. Citizenship in 900th Issue of Action Comics [foxnews] Thanks to Chris and Julian M., who both have dual-citizenships, and personalities . Ya’ll crazy!

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Superman Renounces His U.S. Citizenship

Looks like we’re in good company — high-five, Liberia and Myanmar! We’re miles ahead of all those other countries , amirite?! No? Kilometers behind? SONOFA. *takes 3/4″ socket off penis and chucks over cubicle wall like a grenade* “OW!! WHO THREW THIS?” Quick — look everybody, Eric’s wearing my wiener socket on his finger like a Bugle! These Are the Three Countries Who Don’t Use the Metric System [gizmodo] Thanks to Jeff, who measures everything in relation to his own body parts. What are you, five?! How tall am I in penises?

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Countries That Don’t Use The Metric System

Note: DD-size version of the map HERE . To compliment the wiener one from last week , this is the world map of average breast cup sizes. Now I know what you’re wondering, “GW — what’s your favorite cup?” Thanks for asking, I’m really into fruit cups. JOKING — pudding all the way, baby! Now — before all you American men start high-fiving and motorboating your monitors, our average is a D because we’re f***ing fat, not because our women have naturally large bazoongas. Shit, even I’m rockin’ B-cups. *squeezing* No, B+ *trying to lick nipple* Interactive Version [targetmap] Thanks to MannaFromKevin, who threatened to tell everyone I wear two sports bras under a t-shirt to make my tits look flatter if I didn’t post this. Whew , can’t have that getting ou– wait a minute.

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The World Map Of Average Breast Cup Size

This is a video documenting the location and country responsible for all 2,053 known nuclear explosions between 1945-1998. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? If you answered, “Jesus, how are we all not dead ?” you are! You know the Ruskies were experimenting with blowing up the earth’s core and destroying the planet, right? Because I didn’t just make that up. It came to me in a dream. The same one where I had sex with a lava monster! Although the map and graphics are almost comically low-res, the minimalist presentation is so effective you can’t look away. Every explosion produces a musical chime, and every time a new nation goes nuclear, it gets a different note. We were particularly struck by the Cold War musical duel between the U.S. and U.S.S.R., as each responds to the other’s nuclear testing, resulting in a darkly impressive light show on the map. Neat idea. So neat I’ve been inspired to make a world map with the chronology of my sexual experiences from 1995-2010. Hold on to your hats, folks, you’re about to see some real fireworks! Idaho, 2004: looked at another man’s wiener while peeing. Hit it for the long-ass video (and a sped-up Youtube version), but feel free to skip around.

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Video Shows Location/Country Responsible For All Nuclear Explosions From 1948-1998

Youtube user scorpiongold has spent four years drawing his own little fantasy world in Microsoft Paint. Currently the painting is 2.5m x 2.3m and is filled with all kinds of wacky shit. God, could this article get any more eloquent? Just sayin’, you could really learn a thing or two, Shakespeare. No-talent hack . You hear me, Billy? YOU CAN’T TIME THIS SHREW. Youtube Thanks to Jaja, who just drew his own little world in Microsoft Paint in a day and freed up the next 3 years, 364 days for not doing that.

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Congratulations?: Guy Spends 4 Years Drawing Make-Believe World In MS Paint