Nobody Reads Anyway: How To Sell Books

What, no “These Books Have Three-Tittied Alien Chicks Wielding Swords In Spaceships on Their Covers” section? Amazon it is. How To Sell Books [buzzfeed] Thanks to Karsten, who only buys books for their cover art. Who doesn’t?!

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Make Up Your Mind!: Ambigrammatic Tattoo

This ambigrammatic (FAKE WORD IS FAKE) tattoo reads ‘art & science’ when read in one direction , ‘philosophy’ when read in another and ’schools 4 fools’ when read upside-down in a mirror while spinning around repeating ‘Bloody Mary’. “Art & Science / Philosophy” — designed by renowned typographer John Langdon, best known for providing the artwork featured in the novels of Dan Brown. Impressive work, John. Any chance of hooking me up with a ‘Geekologie/Dino Lover’ design? I’ll pay you — IN ILLUMINATI GOLD! I’m on to you, Freemason. Ambigrammatic Tat of the Day [thedailywh.at] Thanks to Mary, who UFO CONSPIRACY GLOBAL WARMING GOVERNMENT GENETIC EXPERIMENTS!

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Sure, Why Not: A Gerbil Wheel Bookshelf

I love books . I’ve read like six of them . One of them twice. My bookworm-y tendencies aside, this is a gerbil wheel bookshelf designed by artist David Garcia (I love your brother’s band!). Unfortunately the wheel isn’t on a stationary axle, so you’ll probably walk yourself into a wall while reading . Or, even worse, traffic. Which reminds me — did I tell you I saw a guy reading while driving yesterday? Well technically he had a porno mag spread on the passenger’s seat and his junk in hand, but still. And they say reading is dead! Screw e-books, get a circular walking bookshelf instead [dvice]

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It Was Only A Matter Of Time….

Before a major news outlet misspelled Large Hadron Collider . Thankfully, it was the Telegraph and not a really respectable news source like Geekologie. Because boy would I have been red in the face ! No, no I wouldn’t have been. I would have worn that shit like a badge . A badge of awesome. Now collide those wieners! The Typo We’ve Been Waiting For [gizmodo] Thanks to Liz, who doesn’t even want to know what happens when two giant blimpies collide. Magic, Liz, magic.

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We’re All Gonna Die!: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek

I don’t want to ruin the premise of this little video for you but basically the infamous Star Wars word crawl from the beginning of all the movies starts falling to earth and the Enterprise has to come save us. Woops . I’m not good at keeping secrets either. Youtube Thanks to bowzee, who may or may not be Bowser’s feminine brother.

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But WHY Would You?: If You Printed Twitter…

If you printed Twitter …you should really tw. Also, you completely depleted Earth’s natural resources. Way to go, dick. But wait, there’s more! Hit the jump to read the rest of the informational graphic showing just how badly you’d doom the planet if you decided to do something as stupid as print everything on Twitter.

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Please Stop Breaking Into My Car: "Try Again And I’ll Go Gordon Freeman On Your Ass"

Some poor bastard, fed up with his car being broken into , decided to leave this passive aggressive note for the thieves. And not only does he reference Half-Life , THE DUDE KEEPS AN OCARINA IN HIS CAR. ZOMG, do you think he’s Link?! Me neither. Also, to guy’s credit, I added the asterisk to his signature. DUDE MEANS BUSINESS. Picture Thanks to gabby, who would have booby trapped the car with Goron bombs.

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13,500 Pages Of Data Etched On A 3" Disk

The Rosetta Disk is a 3″ nickel disk that has been etched with over 13,500 pages of information on how to read and understand the world’s languages in case aliens get tired of sticking things up our butts and want to get their learn on. It represents over 1,500 languages and requires a 500x microscope to read a single page. You hear that, aliens — don’t forget your microscopes (read: leave the probes at home). Hit the jump for a close-up that isn’t close enough.

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