What in the…? How could you have possibly screwed this up? WHY IS THE ENTERPRISE ON THE COVER? AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE REVIEWS FROM? Holy shit, seasons 1-4 all in one box? Sold! UPDATE : VHS quality video of a farmer killing chickens for six hours. 3/5 stars. Black-market Battlestar DVD calls the show a “tween comedy” [io9] Thanks to Asperflux, who’s surprised Luke and Leia didn’t make the cover.

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I Spy: Battlestar Galactica Pirated DVD Cover

BP recently admitted to Photoshopping a picture of their Houston-based oil spill command center to make it seem like the workers there don’t just play Minesweeper and make dead sea turtle jokes all day. Little did they know. You can’t fool the American public. ROFLOL! BP acknowledges it posted on its website an altered photo that exaggerates the activity at its Gulf oil spill command center in Houston. The picture posted over the weekend showed workers monitoring a bank of 10 giant video screens displaying underwater images. Spokesman Scott Dean says Tuesday that two screens were blank in the original picture and a staff photographer used Photoshop software to add images. He says the photographer was showing off his Photoshop skills and there was no ill intent. Damn, Mr. Photoshop! Copying an image from one monitor and pasting it on another? NOW YOU’RE JUST SHOWBOATING. Has Adobe approached you about teaching classes yet? No? Shocking . Kidding, it’s because you blow. BP’s altered photo distorts spill center activity [comcast] and BP moving into Photoshopping? [jcjanderson] Thanks to Lord Tarl and Jim, who Photoshopped a picture of themselves cutting BP’s peener off with a pair of lobster claws. I’ll admit, it’s erotic in a BSDM sorta way.

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BP Photoshops Picture To Make Oil Spill Command Center Look More Command-y

Note: This picture is small and I had to crop it click HERE to see the sadness in depressing high-resolution. This is a shot of a wave crashing in Orange Beach, Alabama . As you can see, it looks like absolute crap, which really got me thinking: there’s probably a lot of whale shit in the ocean , and I should stop drinking beach water. But it’s so salty! Eyewitness: BP oil spill [guardian] Thanks to Uncle Fester, who may or may not have touched Pugsley inappropriately (geez, just look at the guy).

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So Much For Bodysurfing: Alabama Oil Waves

Before a major news outlet misspelled Large Hadron Collider . Thankfully, it was the Telegraph and not a really respectable news source like Geekologie. Because boy would I have been red in the face ! No, no I wouldn’t have been. I would have worn that shit like a badge . A badge of awesome. Now collide those wieners! The Typo We’ve Been Waiting For [gizmodo] Thanks to Liz, who doesn’t even want to know what happens when two giant blimpies collide. Magic, Liz, magic.

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It Was Only A Matter Of Time….

These Ctrl + Z cards let a computer savvy recipient know you wish you could undo a particular operation. Probably not a bra strap either, although you’re welcome to try. Just don’t come crying to me when you get your face Ctrl + P’d with an open palm. Kidding, I’m here for you. Yesterday. I’m here for you yesterday . Call me when you invent a time machine. The ultimate “I’m sorry” card? Yes! [myextralife] Thanks to Lisa, who sends anthrax-laced delete cards.

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I Apologize To No Computer! Ctrl + Z Cards

You see the guy in the upper left of the screen ? He’s a banker. A banker that’s about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ! As Lakos studiously detailed the Reserve Bank’s rates decision, hold interest rates at 3.75 per cent yesterday, over his shoulder a colleague was seen opening saucy photos as the cameras roll. And just to make sure the audience got a good look at just who was viewing the soft porn, the banker turned to look down the lens just as Lakos threw back to the studio. The action starts at 1:12 as dude takes a look around to make sure nobody’s looking. Oh, nobody’s looking alright BESIDES EVERYONE WATCHING THE NEWS. You, sir, are a shameful pervert (thank God we don’t film Geekologie). Banker busted live on TV looking at naked model Miranda Kerr [dailytelegraph] and Youtube Thanks to Ian, who claims he’s never used the internet for anything but research…. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

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I don’t want to ruin the premise of this little video for you but basically the infamous Star Wars word crawl from the beginning of all the movies starts falling to earth and the Enterprise has to come save us. Woops . I’m not good at keeping secrets either. Youtube Thanks to bowzee, who may or may not be Bowser’s feminine brother.

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We’re All Gonna Die!: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek

I dunno, maybe that’s the way Buzz is gonna look in Toy Story 3 . Michelle Obama channels Catwoman for White House Halloween extravaganza [dailymail] Thanks to Bill, who’s smart enough to recognize Samus when he sees her.

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This is a video of a building demolition in Turkey (arguably my favorite country on rye) gone horribly wrong . Now I’m not saying I could have done better, but I totally could have. With fireworks. Youtube Thanks to Lord Tarl, who once imploded a building simply by looking at it funny (and secretly pushing the detonator).

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You Did It Wrong: Building Demolition Fail

This is a video of a building demolition in Turkey (arguably my favorite country on rye) gone horribly wrong . Now I’m not saying I could have done better, but I totally could have. With fireworks. Youtube Thanks to Lord Tarl, who once imploded a building simply by looking at it funny (and secretly pushing the detonator).

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You Did It Wrong: Building Demolition Fail