This is parody song and music video for Flight of the Conchord’s ‘Most Beautiful Girl in the Room’. Except it’s called ‘Most Beautiful Girl in the Lab’. It does not do the original justice . Like, at all. It’s real bad, folks. Just kidding, I’ve spent the last ten minutes memorizing the lyrics . LYING GW IS LYING AGAIN! Filmed by PhD students in UCSF’s Tetrad Graduate Program for an annual departmental retreat. Listen, I know lab situations are usually pretty slim pickins in the beautiful womens department, but you know what? That’s okay . Just sayin’, I used to work in a lab curing cancer with magic potions lasers and I was the most beautiful girl in the lab. *struttin’ that ass* Every scientist on the lab wanted to experiment! Hit the jump for the video.

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‘Most Beautiful Girl In The Lab’ Music Video

Did I really get drunk at lunch and spend the last two hours asleep on the john ? You know I did! And since my brain never recovered from the nap (plus my legs fell asleep and I beat my face on the towel bar standing up), here’s a little burlesque cosplay action to end the week. LA Weekly reporter/photographer Erin Broadly sent me these shots from the recent ‘Ladies of Sci-Fi Burlesque’ show at Bordello (do you need a gaffer next time?) including “Pris from Blade Runner , Ripley from the Alien franchise, Maria from Metropolis , Aeon Flux, Barbarella and Metroid’s Samus Aran.” I posted a SFW shot or two from each act after the jump, but you’ll need to check out LA Weekly’s coverage for the full 42-picture set (some NSFW ). So yeah, if you need me I’ll be drunk for the next 72 hours. Did I say 72? Because I meant 48. No, no I didn’t either. Somebody’s writing tyrannosaurs wrecked on Monday! Hit the jump for a bunch more and link to the entire gallery.

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Sci-Fi Strippin’: More Cosplay Burlesque Action

Cups, get it? Like bras . Except the booboo looking strippers in the picture actually set beverage cups on the hood (which I wouldn’t stand for). They don’t call me hawk-eyes for nothing you know. Is that a Wendy’s next door? A South Carolina police officer feared his cop car was looking dirty, so he took it to a stripper-sponsored “Tits n Tats” car wash to get his cruiser shined. There are pictures. They ended up on Facebook. He got fired. “I think he took his personal car there first and then he went in his police car,” Caldwell said. “I don’t think he was trying to be malicious. I think he used completely poor judgment.” Haha, he took his personal car and then came back for more in the cruiser. That’s hilarious. I would have just taken my personal car twice. Or — OR — stolen a car . Sure you miss out on the dash-cam footage, but that’s a small price to pay for being able to set it on fire later and blame on a drug cartel. Haha, what do you mean forensics found titty residue on the windshield? *whistling* Do Not Post Pictures of Strippers on the Hood of Your Cop Car on Facebook [gawker] and Geekologie’s Facebook Page (where I will continue to post boozy pics to my heart’s content) Thanks to Jessica, who isn’t one of the girls in the photo and boy is her dad happy about it.

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I Said No Cups On The Car!: Police Officer Takes Patrol Car To Strip Club Car Wash, Pictures Posted On Facebook, Officer Fired

Note: I censor-barred the image (in case you couldn’t tell) but you can hit the jump for a NSFW version of what the pasties actually look like if you want. Just don’t come crying to me if your mom catches you and you end up grounded from the internet. Flying Pasties are 2-3mm thick rubber pasties that prevent the new airport security scanners from getting a good look at your tomatoes. Or your lettuce wrap . Sets start at $17 and come with catchy slogans (that airport personnel won’t be able to read so what’s the point?) like, “private” and “only my boyfriend sees me naked.” Did I mention they also sell a junk-covering male version for $10? Because they do. Alternatively, you can use the same product I do. It’s called not giving a shit. Available everywhere. Hit the jump for the uncensored picture and a link to the product site.

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This Ain’t A Free Peep Show!: Flying Pasties Keep Privates Private From Airport Security

Note: I censor-barred the image (in case you couldn’t tell) but you can hit the jump for a NSFW version of what the pasties actually look like if you want. Just don’t come crying to me if your mom catches you and you end up grounded from the internet. Flying Pasties are 2-3mm thick rubber pasties that prevent the new airport security scanners from getting a good look at your tomatoes. Or your lettuce wrap . Sets start at $17 and come with catchy slogans (that airport personnel won’t be able to read so what’s the point?) like, “private” and “only my boyfriend sees me naked.” Did I mention they also sell a junk-covering male version for $10? Because they do. Alternatively, you can use the same product I do. It’s called not giving a shit. Available everywhere. Hit the jump for the uncensored picture and a link to the product site.

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This Ain’t A Free Peep Show!: Flying Pasties Keep Privates Private From Airport Security

NOTE: Video after the jump is completely NSFW due to girl’s anger-filled potty mouth. No wonder he broke up with you! This is a video of some chick telling her ex-boyfriend that she hacked his email and changed his password, after deleting his Starcraft 2 beta code email. But mostly it’s just a girl screaming and cussing. And probably fake. Which, ssssssh! — don’t ruin it for me. Hit it for a shit-load of angst.

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She Sounds Kinda Bitter: Girl Hacks Ex’s Email After Breakup, Deletes Starcraft Beta Code