Seen here catching some rays, Stephen Hawking stated in a recent interview he thinks about women more than anything else and considers them “a complete mystery”. Except the girls in the picture. A couple cocktails in those two and they are OPEN PHYSICS BOOKS. The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world’s best known scientists is — women. When New Scientist magazine asked “Brief History of Time” author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: “Women. They are a complete mystery.” Damn Stephen, maybe I should apply for that graduate assistantship after all. Sounds like we could teach each other a lot. You teach me about outer space, and I’ll teach you about the ladies. “GW, what the hell do you even know about ladies?” I know they don’t go to the bathroom! “That’s not true, everybody poops.” You shut up — their bathrooms don’t even have toilets! Right? RIGHT?! “Ladyturds bro.” I think I need to lie down. Women are a mystery to British physicist Hawking [yahoonews] Thanks to daniel, who’s selling a 4 DVD guide to understanding women for only 3 easy payments of $39.95. OMG, please tell me rush delivery is available!

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Stephen Hawking: "I Think About Women The Most"

This is a small series of superheroine public service announcements reminding you ladies to regularly check your breasts for breast cancer. And I couldn’t agree more. Boobs are one of nature’s most precious gifts, and it brings a tear to my eye even thinking about losing a single tit to cancer. You gotta check those mammaries, ladies. *waiting* I meant now — DO IT NOW! *air-motorboating* Hit the jump for three others but follow the link for full-res versions.

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Protect Your Breasts: Superhero Breast Check PSAs

Apparently there’s a growing trend in Japan of guys wearing girl’s skirts . And, more than likely, Pokmon panties . Oh did I say Pokmon? Because I meant Hello Kitty . Skirts are not only for girls any more in Japan. There are also boys that wear “Skirts” in trendy cities such as Harajuku and Aoyama. Boy skirts are not brand new, they have been done by Jean Paul Goltier and Vivian Westwood, but this fashion is spreading as it gets trendier among today’s Tokyo boys of fashion. Long black skirts are the most popular, but some boys wear short skirts over pants. The most popular skirts are going for over $200. WTF? Now listen: I’ll be the first one to admit I put on my girlfriend’s bra and panties and dance around the apartment like a pretty little girl whenever she goes to work, but men wearing women’s clothes out in public just ain’t right. Unless you’re cross dressing, then it’s cool. BUT NO TRICKING ME INTO THINKING YOU DON’T HAVE A PENIS WHEN YOU REALLY DO. *ahem* I’m looking at you, bearded lady. Skirt Boys - Lifting Up in Numbers [bionicbong] Thanks to Hollie, who may or may not wear men’s boxer shorts to bed at night (your secret’s safe with me).

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All The Cool Kids Are Doing It: Boy Skirts

Looking for that perfect Valentine’s gift that says, well, whatever the hell you chose to pre-record? Well you’re in luck, thanks to the $6 ‘Red Recording Rose’! And, if there’s one thing I know about women , it’s how much they love plastic novelty roses that talk when you push a button. Record your own personal message for that special person, and she/he can enjoy the sound of your voice while admiring their rose. Each rose comes with a built in voice recorder, which allows you to personalise it with a 10 second message which plays back via the built in speaker. First hear the recordings, and then it will automatically play love songs(Equipped with three classic love songs). Note: If you think one red rose can not share how much you care her, then we suggest you to buy one more. There will be more discount if you buy more. As we know love is priceless. How romantic. Couple the rose with a couple Beanie Babies and you’ll be making sweet, sweet Valentine’s love to yourself faster than you can say, “But don’t you want to stay for dinner? Pork chop sandwiches!” Product Site Thanks to alfred, who probably won’t send me press releases about his products anymore. Just kidding, he totally will.

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In Time For Valentine’s: Rose Plays Recorded Message For That (Not So) Special Someone

I don’t even know what to say except WTF, HORF and I would totally tape that to my head like a do-rag. Available for $8 on Etsy, this reusable menstrual pad (I can’t believe I’m typing this) is perfect for the Pokmon-loving , environmentally friendly chick with unshaven pits in your life. Not bleach safe or for human consumption. Really?! THEN WHY DID I JUST EAT ONE? Wait, why did I just eat one? My stomach: pump it. The contents: gotta catch ‘em all! Pokmon Menstrual Pad, Yours for Eight Bucks [kotaku] Thanks to Aisha, I think.

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Reusable Pokmon Woman Pad Thingies

The $200 Solar Power Shower can heat up to 8 liters of water to 140 Fahrenheit in as little as two hours, provided it’s outside in the sun and not in your basement . It’s a lot more sophisticated than a simple camping solar shower, because this one mixes that 140 water with cool water from the garden hose, giving you plenty of toasty warm water at just the right temperature. Impressive, but I don’t really have a need for a solar powered shower. I do, however, have a need for that chick in the picture. Seriously, I’m getting hungry. HIYO! Solar Shower heats water in two hours [dvice]

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Solar Shower Provides Hot Water In 2 Hours

Be honest, every single one of you would rock this handbag . I know I would, and I don’t give a dang if it clashes with my live bear chaps or not (all man, baby). Available from evilmadscientist as mini and full-size kits ($20 and $25, respectively) you’re still gonna have to know how to sew. Which I, unfortunately, do not. Last time I tried mending a tear in my jeans I ended up sewing my penis to my ankle. True story. Hit the jump for some shots of the unfinished kit so you can get a real sense of all the fun to be had.

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Craft Time!: Make Your Own D-20 Handbag

It’s Friday, and, since I love you all, how about some sexy Star Trek and Star Wars themed corsets made by Etsy seller Evening Arwen? The Star Trek corsets go for $200 a pop and the Star Wars models (which include the rest of the costumes, but not the actual women), are $500 (trooper) and $600 (Vader). Hit the jump to see them and get all woop woop and ooh la la in your pants and blah blah is anybody still reading this? No? Okay good. Hit the jump already, geez.

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Gallery: Sexy Star Trek and Star Wars Corsets