*PEW PEW* All Clean!: Soap Weaponry

April 9, 2010 | By admin In Technology, brass knuckles, cleaner, cleanliness, cleanliness is godliness, grenade, gun, handgun, pew pew, shower, soap, soap not on a rope, sure why not, washing the taint | Comments(0)

Remember the chocolate weaponry we featured awhile ago? Well now the same company is manufacturing weapon soap. Probably from the same molds as the chocolate . I’d still wash my mouth out with it. Also, b-hole. Don’t act like you’ve never lost one of those little seashell soaps up there! The company currently sells handgun, grenade and brass knuckle models and prices range from $10 to $35, with giftsets coming beautifully packaged in authentic gun cases. Wow, can I sell products or what? And by products I mean drugs. Meet me in the frozen food aisle. Hit the jump for a smattering of the offerings and another link to the product site.

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*PEW PEW* All Clean!: Soap Weaponry

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Prison: Don’t Drop The Soap Knuckles

June 1, 2009 | By admin In Technology, choad, cleanliness is godliness, dangerous, fight, hurt, hygiene, prison, punch, shapes, shower, soap, soap on a not rope, sure why not, uh-oh, washing the taint | Comments(0)

This is soap shaped like brass knuckles . It’s equally suited for punching yourself in the taint or fighting off would-be lovers in the prison shower. Which, miss you Big Bear . Brass Knuckle Soap Allows You To Punch Up a Good Lather [gizmodo] Thanks to pstone, who made me his bitch.

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Prison: Don’t Drop The Soap Knuckles

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