On last week’s Legend of Zelda license plate post I jokingly suggested tipster Macky had an Infiniti and ‘N BEYOND’ custom plate and, not that surprisingly, somebody in Manitoba has one. No word if they have an entire Toy Story playset arranged on their dash, but you and I both know they’d be foolish not to. Thanks to benzo, whose friend allegedly took the picture. Me? I took my neighbor’s newspaper this morning.

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It Exists: Custom Infiniti ‘N BYOND’ License Plate

This is a homemade 70-caliber t-rex rifle . It could put a hole in you the size of two yous. I kinda want one, but I’m not allowed to own guns anymore because I’m a felon. It’s not fair, dammit — I’m REFORMED (Not really though, I just tell them that). The cartridge, named the .700 WTF (”What The F…”) and is made by fire forming a .50 BMG brass case, trimming it to 3″ in length and then sizing it. The round is loaded with a 1132 grain paper patched .700 lead cast bullet. The rifle, with just a 16.25″ barrel, can push the 1132 grain of lead up to 2300 fps. Thats 13,000 ft/lbs of energy, right up there with the .50 BMG and far exceeding the .700 Nitro Express. The cast lead bullet has enough energy to pass clean through a 1/4″ steel plate. I want two — one for each hand. Just kidding, I want four — two for each of my bodyguards . “You don’t have bodyguards.” Hell no I don’t have bodyguards, I don’t even have anybody who likes me, let alone cares whether I live or die. “You sound like you’re in a pretty dark place.” Help I’ve been kidnapped and they’re keeping me in a basement! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video of the thing being shot.

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Would Bring To A Knife Fight: DIY 70-Cal T-Rex Rifle

Nintendo teamed up with West Coast Customs to make two real-life Mario Karts for display at the Los Angeles Auto Show. This is Mario’s classic kart here but there’s a Luigi bee-mobile or whatever after the jump. Both are impressive and I’d pay upwards of $12 for the opportunity to drive one. “Why $12?” Because that’s how much admission to the show costs . I’m gonna steal one and drive it home on the freeway! *peels out going wrong way, gets red-shelled by the po-po* Hit the jump for a couple closeups and the other car, as well as a link to Autoblog’s coverage with even more shots.

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Nintendo x West Coast Customs Make IRL Mario Karts

This is a short video of Chubbs the pug dressed up in her homemade wampa costume. It’s worth watching for the first five seconds alone because SHE IS COMING TO ATTACK! The remaining 30-seconds are pretty much just her showing her ass to the camera LIKE MOST DOG VIDEOS. *ahem* Chloe! No laughing Einstein, you do the same thing except worse because you’ve got that little nubbin tail and your butthole actually shows. Shhhhhhh! It’s staring at me. Hit the jump for the the happiest Hoth monster you ever did see.

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Run Luke!: Star Wars Wampug Comin’ At You

This is a series of superhero posters by French artist Greg Guillemin (of minimalistic pop culture characters fame) highlighting different artistic movements of the 20th centuries. My favorite artistic movement? Chubby nudes. “That wasn’t a movement.” Oh there was a movement alright — in my pants! A bowel one. I think God wired me backwards :/ Hit the jump for a bunch more.

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What, No Surrealism?: Superhero Posters In The Style Of Different Art Movements

Want to see The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword’s 3:30 ink-blot intro? Relax bro, I’ve got you covered. “…In honey?” Yes in honey, I need your help attracting a bear. “And then what?” Haha, what do you mean ‘and then what?’ And then watching from the car and see what it does to you! Hit the jump for the OMG YES YES YES YES NOVEMBER 20TH.

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YES: Zelda Skyward Sword’s Ink-Blot Intro

Granted it can only hover at 3-feet, but that’s a lot higher than your UFO. “I don’t have a UFO.” You ignorance pains me, you know that? But Shu Mansheng here? He’s smart . So smart he built an 18-foot UFO (NOT roflcopter ) out of $3,000 in parts (including eight motorcycle engines). It’s Shu’s third prototype and can hover 3-feet off the ground for a solid 10-seconds. Not sure how you can use that to fake an alien invasion , but who knows, maybe he’s gonna hang it in a tree or something. Chinese man builds flying wheel with eight motorcycle motors [dvice] Thanks to Martin, who claims he tried building a jetpack but ended up burning his garage to the ground. Martin? That was a meth lab and we all know it. Hey — let’s build something together on Faceybooks and Tweeter

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Chinese Farmer Builds Own Hovering UFO

I actually used to have a cat that was retardis — miss you Little Man. This is a half-scale Dr. Who TARDIS cat house lovingly built by woodworking-wonder Astromark for his kitty Kaylee because, I dunno, I guess cats are really spoiled these days. I remember a time just a couple years ago when you could give a cat an empty soda box and they felt like they’d lost all nine lives and gone to heaven. Now you ding a crystal glass with a dessert fork and they come running at their leisure and are all, “Fancy Feast, seriously? I’m shitting in your shoes tonight, @$$hole. ” Hit the jump for a bunch more of the finished product, including an interior shot that admittedly does look a lot bigger than the outside would lead you to believe.

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I Would Play In That!: A TARDIS Cat House

This is a mushroom cloud treehouse designed and built by sculptor Dietrich Wegner. It looks pretty awesome , but would look even awesomer with a ‘NO GURLZ ALOUD’ sign hanging outside. *throwing dirtballs* READ THE SIGN, SUZY! The structure is about twenty feet tall, and the artist intended for it to show “two conflicting ideas,” which one can only assume is “play” and “doom,” though it’s supposedly representative of the contradiction between what our eyes enjoy and what our mind knows… Seriously bro? Why does every single thing somebody makes have to have some sort of pretentious message? Why can’t it just be a sweet treehouse to hang out with your friends and plan the toilet-papering of a neighbor’s house? I swear. I made an egg for breakfast but you don’t see me writing about how it’s the symbolic representation of my own rebirth that I know can never never happen because I was never properly fertilized or nurtured in the first place, do you? “You just did. What does bacon mean?” F*** this, I’m going for a walk. Hit the jump for three more designs of the same theme.

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Apocaplyptic Playhouse: Mushroom Cloud Fort

This is a video of a guy who made a fully functional replica of Ezio’s hidden blade from Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood. It’s activated by a ring worn on the finger and locks into place once extended, but retracts with another twitch of the finger. Obviously, I must have one. No — two. Plus Wolverine claws (I live in a really bad part of town). Based on a dual action Out The Front (OTF) Mechanism with a ring driven ratcheting pulley system to index the OTF Mech. Blade locks in both the extended and retracted positions and can be extended and retracted regardless of arm orientation (no gravity/arm shake required). You just have to see it in action, it’s amazing. What’s not amazing is guy’s camerawork, which doesn’t do the blade anywhere near the justice it deserves. You made a functional hidden blade, now make a f***ing tripod. Amirite guys? High-five! *SNIKT* Haha, you’re right-handed anyways. Hit the jump for the blade (which is actually plastic because that’s how good dude is at assassinations) in action.

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MUST HAVE: Guy Makes Fully Functional Hidden Blade From Assassin’s Creed