The Pancake Plate is an ever-so-slightly tilted plate with a reservoir at the bottom to collect all the syrup runoff from your flappyjacks . Unfortunately, a set of two costs $45, making it far more economical TO EAT F***ING WAFFLES . They have natural syrup reservoirs built into the design. It’s like, which would you rather eat ice cream out of: a bowl, or a stranger’s belly button? Exactly, always choose the naval . You never know, it might belong to a pretty lady! “I got a fat man.” Yeah well you also got lint in your beard. Product Site via I’ve Been Waiting All My Life for This Kind of Advancement in Pancake Plate Technology [gizmodo] Thanks to Clark, who eats breakfast the depressing way: in the car on the way to work.

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Pancake Plate With Integrated Syrup Reservoir

Let’s not kid ourselves, we all know the best foods come on sticks. Case in point: bacon , corn dogs, chocolate covered bananas and popsicles. AND NOW WAFFLES ! Possibly made by the Bluth Company to compliment the Corn Baller, the Lolly Waffle Maker can cook four 9-inch wafflesicles every two minutes. Which, if I learned anything about solving word problems in math class, is well over 14 waffles an hour. Breakfast will never be the same again. And not just because you’re gonna be wearing butter and syrup on your shirt more often. No, eventually you’ll start experimenting with them in the bedroom and next thing you know — GAAAAHH!! — you’ve poked both your partner’s eyes out with a wafflesicle stick. Safety goggles. That’s the real lesson here. The Wafflesicle Maker Has Changed Breakfast Forever [gizmodo]

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Waffles. On Sticks: The Wafflesicle Machine