Note: No screencap can do the trailer justice, just watch it. Borderlands — hands down one of my favorite first-person shooters. I’ve been a little skeptical about the sequel still having the same apocalyptic old-western feel to it and not turning into an all-out militaristic campaign, but from the looks of the trailer…I don’t know. Regardless, I will still play it, and I will still love it. Not sexually though — I’m not sticking my wiener in the disc hole or anything. Unless I get the platinum trophy, in which case of course I will. Back me up, Infamous 2! “Oh he’ll do it alright.” Hit the jump for the COME ON, SEPTEMBER 18TH!

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Count Me In: Borderlands 2 Gets Release Date Trailer

You may have already seen this if you watch the commercials between The Walking Dead or visited the internet yesterday, but zombies scare me and I was at the doctor’s office all day getting probed the whole time trying to figure out out where my superhuman strength and unnaturally good looks come from. Just kidding — weird rash. This is a trailer for Mass Effect 3 titled ‘Take Earth Back’. The game comes out two weeks from today on March 6th, and I’ve got a whole lot of catching up to do on other games before I can even play. Get it? Because I’ll have to trade them in for store credit so I can afford a new one. I…should start panhandling. UPDATE: Bonus extended cut added as well. Hit the jump for the I better get to bang another alien and not just Tali the lobster girl again.

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SHEPARD!: Mass Effect 3’s ‘Take Earth Back’ Trailer

Etsy seller Brayud is selling this “very accurate” Skyrim helmet cast from the same models displayed on the Dragonborn statues in video game stores. Me? I just stole one of those. No, no I didn’t — I’m not a thief. But I did lie and tell a Gamestop employee I’d make him internet famous if he let me have one. And this is me holding up my end of the bargain. You hear that, Alex? WE’RE EVEN NOW. Or was it Trevor? Shit, I think it started with a C. Kevin maybe? “That’s a K.” Regardless, great guy — you ladies would love him. UPDATE : Helmet sold and there aren’t anymore coming. You missed the dragonboat. Hit the jump for shots from all the angles as well as a comparison shot from the game.

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Hold On To The Horns And Ride Him Like Falkor!: Fairly Accurate Skyrim Dragonborn Helmet For Sale

As a publicity stunt for the March 6th release of the game, Mass Effect 3 publisher Electronic Arts will use weather balloons to launch early copies of the game high, high into the sky (but not actually space) next week and encourage gamers to track the packages via GPS and find them when they land. Unfortunately, the launches will only take place in New York, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Berlin, London and Paris, so if you live anywhere else you’ll have to pack up your bags and move to one of those cities by next week. “Or I could just visit.” Or you could just wait till March 6th like a normal person. ‘Mass Effect 3′ becomes true space oddity [usatoday] and Official Mass Effect Site (where the tracking will happen) Thanks to Brian and Wilmersama, who have every intention of finding out where they’re launching the balloons from and shooting them down with arrows. I like the way you think.

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Copies Of Mass Effect 3 Launched Into Near Space For Gamers To Track Via GPS And Collect When Fall

Note: The larger version you’re looking for is right HERE . Are these all the options for lightsaber hilts in the MMORPG Star Wars: The Old Republic ? I have no clue, I’m not playing it. They all do look pretty cool though. They also all look like dildos , so take that for what you will. “I’ll take it as you think dildos look pretty cool.” I’m fine with that. Preview your SWTOR Lightsaber’s Hilts here [swtor] via Lightsaber Lineup [nerdapproved] Thanks to bb, who doesn’t believe in dildos. Oh they’re real alright! I’ve seen one. (I thought it was vibrating lipstick!)

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The Lightsaber Hilts From Star Wars: The Old Republic

This is small series of Pokeballs imagined by DeviantARTist wazzy88 that hint at the type of Pokemon each contains. Okay, maybe not so much hinting at as blatantly stating. Can you guess which type would come out of this one? A firecrackers type! “That isn’t a type.” Oh yeah? Well YOU aren’t my type, so there! “Oh no, I’m totally crying.” You’re gonna be. “Why?” I burnt your house down! “WHAT?!” You started this. Hit the jump for two waters, an ice, a lightning and THE POKEBALL OF TIME.

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Different Pokemon Pokeball Types Imagined IRL

WARNING: Contains pirate language and potential spoilers for the Dark Brotherhood quests. This is an artistically shot video of somebody’s grandma playing Skyrim and swearing her face off (easy does it, granny — one more f-bomb and that face is GONE). She…might be a witch. Plus she doesn’t have very many teeth. You’d think with all the cursing she would have had her mouth washed out with soap enough to save some but NOPE. “I like the way she licks her lips.” You’re f***ing nasty. “I’d rub her feet while she plays.” I SAID STOP! Hit the jump for the never too old to game or cuss at a television in action. Note: If youre into it, follow the link back to brobro’s Youtube channel to see her playing everything from God of War to Final Fantasy to Dead Space.

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Granny Gamer: Crazy Swearing Old Lady Plays Skyrim

Inspired by this Fallout 3 Monopoly set , DeviantARTist TommyFilth (take a f***ing bath!) went and created this Mass Effect version. As you can see, it would be infinitely funner to play than regular Monopoly , and at least 2x as fun as the novelty version modeled after your hometown. Oh shishi — I smell a game night! Geekologie Writer : So we’re gonna play Mass Effect Monopoly, you be the banker. You : Okay. Geekologie Writer : Now look under the table. You : …You’re pointing your penis at me. Geekologie Writer : Pretend it’s a gun. THIS IS A STICK-UP! You : You’re peeing. Geekologie Writer : Now imagine if those were bullets. Hit the jump for several more closeups and a link to Tommy’s DeviantART page.

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Outerspace Real Estate: Mass Effect Monopoly Set

This is a fake-ass video of two quantum levitating hover cars racing around a little track inspired by the Playstation classic Wipe’Out . People are passing it around like it’s real, but it’s not — it’s fake. I assume they’ll announce a new Wipe’Out game in the next couple weeks. Ooooooooooooor maybe it’s real. Maybe scientists actually do spend their time making sketchy videos of meticulously reconstructed video game hover cars and race tracks with a giant ‘ ‘WIPEOUT’ printed right in the middle. *eyerolls so hard I lose a contact* Seriously folks, you really can’t believe everything you see. Half the time it’s just aliens playing tricks on us with laser beams! Hit the jump for the worthwhile but fake as shit video.

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Smells Viral: Quantum Levitating Toy Racecar Track

These are a couple videos from Geekologie Reader/ Skyrim lover Benjamin S. of a mod he created that allows the PC version of the game to accept dragon shout commands through a microphone . The first video is of him briefly talking about the mod and demonstrating it, the second, longer (and laggier) one is of an earlier version being used during battle. I mean shit — you’re already yelling at the screen anyways, why not put it to good use? *GW casts FUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUU RAGE-QUIT* Hit the jump for the videos and a link to the download page if you wanna try for yourself.

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Skyrim Mod To Perform Dragon Shouts IRL w/ Mic