Note: The larger version you’re looking for is right HERE . Are these all the options for lightsaber hilts in the MMORPG Star Wars: The Old Republic ? I have no clue, I’m not playing it. They all do look pretty cool though. They also all look like dildos , so take that for what you will. “I’ll take it as you think dildos look pretty cool.” I’m fine with that. Preview your SWTOR Lightsaber’s Hilts here [swtor] via Lightsaber Lineup [nerdapproved] Thanks to bb, who doesn’t believe in dildos. Oh they’re real alright! I’ve seen one. (I thought it was vibrating lipstick!)

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The Lightsaber Hilts From Star Wars: The Old Republic

This is small series of Pokeballs imagined by DeviantARTist wazzy88 that hint at the type of Pokemon each contains. Okay, maybe not so much hinting at as blatantly stating. Can you guess which type would come out of this one? A firecrackers type! “That isn’t a type.” Oh yeah? Well YOU aren’t my type, so there! “Oh no, I’m totally crying.” You’re gonna be. “Why?” I burnt your house down! “WHAT?!” You started this. Hit the jump for two waters, an ice, a lightning and THE POKEBALL OF TIME.

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Different Pokemon Pokeball Types Imagined IRL

WARNING: Contains pirate language and potential spoilers for the Dark Brotherhood quests. This is an artistically shot video of somebody’s grandma playing Skyrim and swearing her face off (easy does it, granny — one more f-bomb and that face is GONE). She…might be a witch. Plus she doesn’t have very many teeth. You’d think with all the cursing she would have had her mouth washed out with soap enough to save some but NOPE. “I like the way she licks her lips.” You’re f***ing nasty. “I’d rub her feet while she plays.” I SAID STOP! Hit the jump for the never too old to game or cuss at a television in action. Note: If youre into it, follow the link back to brobro’s Youtube channel to see her playing everything from God of War to Final Fantasy to Dead Space.

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Granny Gamer: Crazy Swearing Old Lady Plays Skyrim

Inspired by this Fallout 3 Monopoly set , DeviantARTist TommyFilth (take a f***ing bath!) went and created this Mass Effect version. As you can see, it would be infinitely funner to play than regular Monopoly , and at least 2x as fun as the novelty version modeled after your hometown. Oh shishi — I smell a game night! Geekologie Writer : So we’re gonna play Mass Effect Monopoly, you be the banker. You : Okay. Geekologie Writer : Now look under the table. You : …You’re pointing your penis at me. Geekologie Writer : Pretend it’s a gun. THIS IS A STICK-UP! You : You’re peeing. Geekologie Writer : Now imagine if those were bullets. Hit the jump for several more closeups and a link to Tommy’s DeviantART page.

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Outerspace Real Estate: Mass Effect Monopoly Set

This is a fake-ass video of two quantum levitating hover cars racing around a little track inspired by the Playstation classic Wipe’Out . People are passing it around like it’s real, but it’s not — it’s fake. I assume they’ll announce a new Wipe’Out game in the next couple weeks. Ooooooooooooor maybe it’s real. Maybe scientists actually do spend their time making sketchy videos of meticulously reconstructed video game hover cars and race tracks with a giant ‘ ‘WIPEOUT’ printed right in the middle. *eyerolls so hard I lose a contact* Seriously folks, you really can’t believe everything you see. Half the time it’s just aliens playing tricks on us with laser beams! Hit the jump for the worthwhile but fake as shit video.

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These are a couple videos from Geekologie Reader/ Skyrim lover Benjamin S. of a mod he created that allows the PC version of the game to accept dragon shout commands through a microphone . The first video is of him briefly talking about the mod and demonstrating it, the second, longer (and laggier) one is of an earlier version being used during battle. I mean shit — you’re already yelling at the screen anyways, why not put it to good use? *GW casts FUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUU RAGE-QUIT* Hit the jump for the videos and a link to the download page if you wanna try for yourself.

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Skyrim Mod To Perform Dragon Shouts IRL w/ Mic

These are two videos from Skyrim . The first is the tastefully decorated home of an in-game serial killer, with body parts artfully strewn about the place. The second is 100 different ways to die in the game, a lot of which look suspiciously like running the kill command when you’re in the middle of doing something stupid. Me? I’m never not in the middle of doing something stupid. “…Like teabagging that toaster?” Shhhhhhhhhh — I’m warming my sperm so they swim faster. Hit the jump for the videos.

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Skyrim: The Home Of A Serial Killer & 100 Ways To Die

This is a video of a guy showing off his homemade Diablo III costume in what can only be described as his grandmother’s guest bedroom. I’m diggin’ the bare lightbulb, bro. Obviously, the costume still needs some work. Namely, in the crotch region. Sure Diablo III isn’t even out yet, but I get the feeling the demons won’t be wearing acid-wash jeans. Regardless, it still amazes me how people can create such intricate costumes but can’t decorate a room to save their lives. I dunno, paint a mural of hell or something — anything but that wallpaper, shit! Hit the jump for the video.

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Die Demonspawn!: Homemade Diablo III Costume

Blue balls and beer — story of my life, bro. Women: they’ll tear your heart out, spit in the hole, then not respond to the voicemails you leave about how much you still love her and want to work things out just so you can stay overnight one more time and steal a bunch of her underwear in retribution. Amirite, guys?! *all the guys leaving* Ya’ll are lying to yourselves! Eric Smith was just about to propose to his special lil lady with a custom-designed engagement ring when he found out she was cheating on him. So he did what any self respecting Spartan would do: sold the ring on eBay and spent the proceeds having a custom suit of Master Chief armor built. This wasn’t just any costume shop suit; in fact Smith had been thinking about the ideal suit of armor for a long time but had expected to defer the purchase until later. An artist out of Detroit built him a 40-pound dark green suit made out of carbon fiber and steel. The helmet complete with an orange visor and LED’s came from a master Stormtooper builder out of the Philippines. We didn’t even know there was a master Stormtrooper builder in the Philippines, so clearly Smith did his homework. Good lookin’, Eric, I imagine your heart is much better protected now. Get it? Because of the whole armor thing! But seriously, she clearly wasn’t worthy of a real Spartan anyways. I’m sure there are plenty of other women out there that will appreciate your new… look . Amirite, ladies? LADIES? *plays applause on boombox* Awh yeah — go get em, Chief! Jilted man uses engagement ring to buy full size Halo armor [dvice] Thanks to Krame, who says he should have opted for a full suit of Shredder armor instead. Hey — a man’s choice of armor after a breakup is his own personal decision.

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Man’s Soon-To-Be Fiance Cheats On Him, He Sells Engagement Ring To Buy Custom Master Chief Armor

I know the screencap is kind of blurry, but those are guns in the air. Also, THE LEAST COOL PLACE I CAN THINK OF TO PERFORM YOUR METAL GEAR SOLID GUNSPINNING ROUTINE. “Hey mom — don’t come in the living room for the next five minutes.” God, go outside and stand in front of a tree or something, shit! Hit the jump for this guy and a bunch of others, only one of which doesn’t take place in a sad looking bedroom.

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Nice Shootin’ Tex: Guy Recreates Ocelot’s Metal Gear Solid Gunspinning Routines