Note: Full-res shot HERE . Inkcident, get it?! God I slay me. Literally, I’ve been sharpening my ceremonial blade all afternoon knowing good and well I’d end up saying something stupid. Anyway, for those of you with overactive imaginations, this is what 8,000 gallons of industrial printer ink looks like spilled all over a highway. I’m not sure how industrial printer ink’s price compares to regular computer printer ink , but if they’re remotely comparable we need to hijack one of these f***ers. Booze truck first though. No other vehicles were involved and the driver was not injured in the crash, which occurred about 6:10 a.m. Approximately 16,000 pounds of ink cartridges from the Flint Group, an Indianapolis-based company selling printing and packaging products, was bound for a newspaper company in Portland, Maine. Red, blue, and yellow ink cartridges were inside the truck, but Ferson said there is no evidence the yellow ink was released. LOL @ no yellow ink spilled aside — 16,000 pounds of color, can you even imagine ? I can’t. Of course I also can’t imagine a company still thinks printing newspapers is gonna remain profitable, so this story completely blue my mind. HIYO — ink color joke! *hari-kari* Hit the jump for one more shot taken by a news lollercopter.

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Truck Carrying 8,000 Gallons Of Printer Ink Flips, Makes For One Colorful Inkcident

What exactly is a lift service? Is that like a tow truck? Because I do need my neighbor’s pedo-van towed again. Still, interesting business combo you’ve got there, Mega Man . But why only Canadian water? You know you’re hurting business by not offering any imported options, right? Because I only get my driveway sprayed with ancient Antarctic glacier water. Besides, that Canadian water Mega Man’s shooting doesn’t even look like clean. It looks… milky . See where I’m going with this? I peed in the coffee pot in your break room! Mega Man Only Uses Canadian Water [buzzfeed] Thanks to Rygar, who may or may yes run a yo-yo repair shop and salon.

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Hero No More (Did Dr. Wily Die?): Mega Man’s Power Washing And Lift Service

This is a video of a Polish truck driver drifting his semi (sans trailer) for a minute straight. It was pretty impressive and definitely put those asshats in ‘The Fast And Furiously Beating Off To Modified Civics’ to shame. Per the video uploader: best driver from poland kopiowanie bez zezwolenia zabronione!!! komentarze z ksywami lub nazwiskami ewentualnych drajwerow beda usuwane I honestly have no idea what all that said but I assume they just called me something dirty. OH REALLY? Well how many Poles does it take to drift a semi? 10. One to sit in a stationary truck and 9 to not know how to fake it with CGI. Oooh — BU-BU-BU-BURN! Youtube Thanks to mike, who once drifted a dump truck for eight minutes before all the wheels blew off and it barrel rolled into an embankment. Awesome.

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They Have Trucks In Poland?: Polish Semi Driver Drifts Truck For A Minute Straight

Brando’s Auto Domino Building Truck is a battery-powered toy truck that shits bricks — that is, it poops out dominos standing on end at the correct intervals to make a domino run. Or so the manufacturer says — I haven’t tried it yet. But I have a vision of setting this thing down at one end of an airport concourse and creating a mile-long run. I love that the dominos load in via a magazine that sticks out of the top like a banana-clip on an automatic rifle. The Auto Domino Building Truck ( via Red Ferret )

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Toy truck craps out domino runs