When LEGOLand California General Manager Peter Rochetti came out to the parking lot to leave work for the day he found out his Volvo SUV had been replaced with a nonfunctional LEGO version. “Oh you guys! Are you guys messing with me again?! Because if I find out you actually sold my car and replaced it with a LEGO one I WILL F***ING FIRE YOU ALL AND BURN YOUR HOUSES TO ASH!!!! I think he had cocktails at lunch. The blue beauty was made of 201,760 pieces of lego and weighed 2,934 pounds, reports the LA Times. I love how he tries the door handle. Peter, please tell me you just wanted to see if there was an interior and not because you thought it was a real car. Because, I’m not gonna lie, that would be a bad sign for a guy running a multi-million dollar business. Also, “Don’t bother coming to work tomorrow.” Hit the jump for the short video.

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Oh You Guys!: LEGOLand General Manager Pranked With LEGO Version Of His Volvo

Simple , you just go to Hackertyper.net , change the custom parameters however see fit, then wait for somebody to start watching over your shoulder. When they do, start pounding away on your keyboard like a child throwing a temper-tantrum, and, PRESTO, lines of code out the ass! Then they’ll be all “whoa bro, is this… The Matrix? ” Just kidding, they’ll probably be all, “hackertype? SEEN IT.” Then you’ll look stupid. And not just because after patting you on a back they left a ‘KICK ME’ sign, but it’s still there and I am going to pretend like you’re clenching a football between your buttcheeks. Hackertyper.net Thanks to Anders and wingnut, who actually are L337 haxors and agree the Playstation attack was likely an attempt to steal my trophies. OH GOD NOT MY PLATINUMS!

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How To: Pretend Like You’re A L337 Haxor

Ben Heck, modder extraordinaire , went and created a Portal t-shirt. I assume for Halloween, but possibly just for fun. It’s almost identical to this guy’s “hole through the chest” shirt, except that one doesn’t have a Portal theme, making it forgettable at best. What was I just talking about? Exactly. Hit the jump for an entirely-too-long 17-minute video of the shirt from conceptualization to building to finished product.

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The Hole Is A Lie: Real Life Portal T-Shirt

BP recently admitted to Photoshopping a picture of their Houston-based oil spill command center to make it seem like the workers there don’t just play Minesweeper and make dead sea turtle jokes all day. Little did they know. You can’t fool the American public. ROFLOL! BP acknowledges it posted on its website an altered photo that exaggerates the activity at its Gulf oil spill command center in Houston. The picture posted over the weekend showed workers monitoring a bank of 10 giant video screens displaying underwater images. Spokesman Scott Dean says Tuesday that two screens were blank in the original picture and a staff photographer used Photoshop software to add images. He says the photographer was showing off his Photoshop skills and there was no ill intent. Damn, Mr. Photoshop! Copying an image from one monitor and pasting it on another? NOW YOU’RE JUST SHOWBOATING. Has Adobe approached you about teaching classes yet? No? Shocking . Kidding, it’s because you blow. BP’s altered photo distorts spill center activity [comcast] and BP moving into Photoshopping? [jcjanderson] Thanks to Lord Tarl and Jim, who Photoshopped a picture of themselves cutting BP’s peener off with a pair of lobster claws. I’ll admit, it’s erotic in a BSDM sorta way.

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BP Photoshops Picture To Make Oil Spill Command Center Look More Command-y

15-year old Nick Lee snuck tethering capabilities into a seemingly inconspicuous $0.99 flashlight app and got it approved by Apple . Unfortunately, fanboys can’t keep their pie-holes shut on the internet and the app has since been pulled. WAY TO SUCK, JERKS. Handy Light, which has since been removed from the store, was a $0.99 app that looked just like a slew of other garbage flashlight apps cluttering up the App Store. It’s main functionality appeared to just be changing the screen to different colors. But underneath? It gave you the ability to easily turn your iPhone into a Wi-Fi hotspot, allowing your laptop or iPad to share the 3G connection without having to pay AT&T a ransom to do so. Awesome. Oh man, I miss the days of free tethering. Get it? My gimp ran away! How Apple got tricked into approving an iPhone tethering app [dvice] Thanks to Martin, who’s so excited about the real GW’s return he sent a picture he drew of himself stabbing my eyes out while I scream uncle and birds peck at my genitals. Thanks for that.

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Kid Tricks Apple Into Approving Tethering App

Oh God, the GW has gone and waded past the buoys marking the shallow end and is posting pictures of bushes again — and not the good kind . Oh ye of little faith, you know I wouldn’t do that to you (yes, yes I 100% would and not feel bad about it either). You see, that ain’t no ordinary bush — this is Justin Shull’s Terrestrial Shrub Rover. It’s a little electric vehicle disguised as greenery! That way you can spy on bees pollinating flowers at the park without them even knowing . Oooooor spy on women in bikinis with everybody knowing . Evergreens with binoculars don’t belong at the beach! Hit the jump for a video, which includes some shots of the cockpit.

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You just freeze a mint flavored Mento in an ice cube and then make a drink for a friend (read: enemy). Any artificially sweetened soda should work, but preferably something darker so the frozen Mento isn’t so obvious. Then, a few minutes later when the Mento is exposed to the soda, BOOOSH! Alternatively, garnish your friend’s glass with a live hand grenade. Mix an Exploding Drink [wired] Thanks to Towhee Monster, who once bit a Snap-N-Pop to make it explode because she’s hardcore.

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Boom Drink: How To Make Exploding Cocktails