It was in 2004 that Peter Jackson completed the Lord of the Rings trilogy, delivering what would eventually, through his extended editions, become over 11 hours of high fantasy storytelling to keep us company instead of women for the next eight years. Now, at long last–following long delays and struggles with director changes, hobbit racism, union demands, and ulcer perforations–Jackson has returned to Middle Earth to deliver a two-film adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit and get motion-capture Andy Serkis to hiss “precious” a few hundred more times. As evidence, here’s the first trailer for The Hobbit saga’s opening film, titled An Unexpected Journey. Hey, like puberty!

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‘The Hobbit’ Trailer Is Here, Nerds

Men in Black 3’s production was reportedly plagued by long shooting delays, repeated script problems, and the difficulties of parking Will Smith’s wacky, novelty-sized trailer , but you won’t see any of those issues making it to the screen in the sequel’s first trailer. Rather, this two-minute teaser adheres as rigidly to the MiB formula as a hypothetical pilot for the CW’s Men in Black: The Series (note: this will probably not remain hypothetical for long). The Letter Men put on their sunglasses! They hold up their silver accessories! Aliens possess increasingly quirky traits! Remember those things? They’re back! It’s only at the trailer’s conclusion that the sequel reveals the added conceit that separates it from its predecessors: now there’s also time travel. Because, as the Star Trek films have shown us, even a limitless universe of alien storyline options only carries you through so many films before you’ve got to start going back in time to save Tommy Lee Jones/Spock/whales/whatever, right?

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‘Men in Black 3′ Trailer: Yep, That’s Your Classic Men in Black

This is allegedly a teaser-trailer for a Bioshock fan-film coming out summer of 2013. At first I wasn’t that impressed at all because, f***, it’s just a guy playing dead on a beach with a big daddy doll , but there’s a single second of ultra-fast clips at the end. That…piqued my interest. Of course, I also just caught myself staring at the warts on my pinky for two minutes, so take that for what you will. I got them from petting a frog! Hit the jump for the most titillating 45-seconds of my day so far.

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Would Watch: Fan-Made Bioshock Movie Trailer

Yesterday’s colorful-yet-gothic poster and this first trailer’s eagerness to boast of coming “from the producer of Alice in Wonderland” really makes it seem like Universal would love for us to believe Snow White and the Huntsman is a fanciful morsel left dangling off Tim Burton’s ass after he crapped out his Lewis Carroll adaptation. And it’s a shame, that, because the actual visuals contained in this trailer are astoundingly better than the studio’s cowardly, Burton-dingleberry scenario imply.

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‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ Trailer Somehow Looks Way Better Than You’d Think

Members of the media at the Electronic Entertainment Expo, which is happening right down the street and I should be attending except for the fact I’ve been ban-hammered from the LA Convention Center for reasons I can’t discuss until the trial is over (geez, find another venue!), saw a teaser trailer for the holiday 2012 release of Halo 4 . The game is supposed to be the first in a second ‘trilogy’ (OH GOD NO) of the franchise , and will be developed by 343 Industries instead of Bungie. So yeah, a year and a half wait — you could almost have two babies in that time. Dozens if you’re a real man-whore. Hit the jump for a whole bunch of GAAAAH GIVE ME MORE!

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Halo 4 Teaser Trailer From E3 Conference

This is an allegedly screener footage from a “dark and gritty” live-action Pokemon movie that surprisingly has a lot of guns in it. I have no idea if it’s real or not, so I’m just gonna copy/paste the email sent to Shogungamer and let you decide for yourself. You’re a big boy, you can make decisions! Subject: [News Tip] Pokemon Live Action Movie Trailer Cam From: ProfessorOak@PalletTown.com Date: September 14, 2010 1:59:19 AM PDT (CA) Professor Oak sent a message using the contact form at http://www.shogungamer.com/contact. I’ve been lurking this site for a while and I wanted to see if you were interested in posting this video I captured tonight. Today after work my friend and I were invited to view a “secret movie trailer screening.” We were not told what it would be, but when I got there 30 other people and myself were shown a trailer for a Pokemon live action movie. It was super sketchy but I decided to record the last 30 seconds or so of the trailer which was about 3 min long. The clip is in a zip file and the password is “gottacatchemall.” I can’t give you much more detail then this. I wasn’t supposed to film this, but holy shit it was awesome. I’ll be in touch with you guys when I can talk more about it. [SendSpace.com URL Removed] ~Professor Oak I dunno Professor Oak, this all seems kinda sketchy. I’m afraid we’re gonna have to get another professor involved. Layton! Enough diddling your Justin Bieber poster — we’ve got a case to crack. UPDATE : A Geekologie informant who knows someone involved in the production clarified the movie is, in fact, fan-made. Hit the jump for the “WTF did I just watch?”

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Gotta Secretly Record ‘Em All!: Alleged Live-Action "Gritty" Pokemon Trailer

Note: Trailer is after the jump so it doesn’t float away like a helium-filled prophylactic. Bioshock , a game best known for my brother and I having to play in the middle of the day with all the lights on, is coming back for a third installment, and not to Rapture either. No, this time it’s taking to the skies . Specifically, a floating cloud city called Columbia. Watch out — Lando’s gonna betray you! It’s not Rapture, it’s Columbia. It’s not underwater, it’s tied to Zeppelins and floating around the world, thousands of feet in the air. It’s not a secret, delapidated cool kid’s club, it’s a spectacle of American achievement with the same agenda as the moon landings. And you’re not a Nameless Nelly, you’re ex-private detective Booker DeWitt. You’ve been sent into this rogue 1900s Death Star to retrieve a woman called Elizabeth. She’s at the centre of some sort of conflict, she has magical powers that give her nosebleeds, and you’ll need to work together to survive and escape. Sounds promising. Granted not as promising as a promise ring , but we’re not exactly going steady, now are we? We aren’t. Especially not since I saw little Suzy Spreadlegs wearing your letter jacket. You dirty man-whore, I just poured salt in your gas tank! Huh? You’re right, that wasn’t kosher . Zing! Hit the jump for the trailer.

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Bioshock Infinite: Now With More Cloud City

Note: Video is after the jump for fear of accidentally FATALITY-ING your ass all over the front page. This is a video making its way around the interwebs that appears to be an 8-minute trailer for an upcoming Mortal Kombat movie. BUT THAT AIN’T THE CASE. It’s actually believed to be some viral marketing for a new Mortal Kombat game . But is it? I have no idea. It is incredibly well made though. Plus Reptile eats people’s heads. Sick! Kidding, it’s not any worse than a dog licking it’s own a-hole. *ahem* CHLOE! Gimme kissies. Eight minutes of worthwhile billable time awaits you after the jump. FINISH IT!

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WTF Did I Just Watch: Mortal Kombat: Rebirth

This is a “reveal” trailer for the new Sonic the Hedgehog coming to XBox Live because it shows a solid two seconds of gameplay footage. Aaaand it looks just like the old games . So that’s cool. I get down with the oldschool. Also, OPP . Yeah you know me! Official Site and Youtube Thanks to Greg, jantunes, Justin and Kaflooblop, who have all beat Cheetah in ‘World Class Track Meet’ using the Power Pad and not cheating. Impressive.

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Sonic The Hedgehog Trailer (With Gameplay!)

This is a skillfully edited video that packs 50 movie trailers into a scant 3:50. What movies you ask? Let me copy/paste that information for you! Included in the video are: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, The Lightning Thief, Babylon A.D., Knowing, Sherlock Holmes, Death Race, The Uninvited, Max Payne, The Fast and the Furious, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Midnight Meat Train, Quarantine, 2012, Ninja Assasin, New Moon, Whiteout, Final Destination, Daybreakers, Race to Witch Mountain, Moon, Inglourious Basterds, The Box, Obsessed, Friday the 13th, Star Trek, Terminator Salvation, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Watchmen, Dragonball, The Spirit, Carriers, Bangkok Dangerous, District 9, Surrogate, The Book of Eli, Mirrors, The Happening, Fighting, The Road, Angels & Demons, Jennifer’s Body, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Pineapple Express, The Last House on the Left, The Haunting in Connecticut, Shutter Island, Sorority Row and two (we think) Russian films we couldn’t identify. Fun fact: out of all those movies I’ve only seen Friday the 13th. Not even kidding. What? DON’T JUDGE ME! (I’m banned from the theater and Netflix found out I was using a stolen credit card). Fine, judge away. And on a side note, ultra-badass dino t-shirt over at Teefury today (AND TODAY ONLY). $11 shipped. Go get one. So dreamy. 50 movies … 3 1/2 minutes … one awesome trailer! [scifiwire] Thanks to Cruickedshank, who once packed 100 movies into 5 minutes and that shit exploded like a M-80 in a middle school toilet. And thanks to Samuel, EvilAres, Abbott, Kenton, T. Wood, Wyatt, Ashley and Gingerjohn, who know just how badly I want a dino to burst forth from my chest loins.

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Action Packed!: 50 Movie Trailers In 3:50