Lunch Bugs are sandwich bags with bugs printed on them to help deter lunch theft. They’re basically a variation of the already-existing mold-bags and will run you $7 for a 24-pack. That makes them almost $0.30 apiece, which is a little steep for a bag (I pay $0.99 for snack pack Doritos and get a meal AND condom out of the deal). Still, maybe lunch theft is serious problem at your work. Don’t get me wrong, it is at mine too, I’ve just learned to deal with it. GW uses ‘announce he put boogers in his sandwich’. It’s super effective! Product Site Thanks to Leftover, who just hides sandwiches in the middle of a big tub of salad. Smart.

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Sandwich Bags, Now With More Printed Bugs

Apparently Microsoft’s search engine Bing has been stealing search results from Google and Google recently ran a sting operation to prove it. DAMN — BUSTED, GATES! (Sorry, but we’re all gonna have to hop the fence). Google first smelled a rat when misspelled searches on Bing would bring up the same spelling corrected results as a Google search, even though Bing didn’t attempt to correct the misspelled search term. Then they noticed a stronger than expected correlation between the top 10 results for many searches. So they ran a sting, where they created “synthetic” searches by adding a random letter and number series to various web pages. A Bing search for that series returned no results until it was manually added to Google’s search results, at which point it would magically appear in the Bing search. Bing hasn’t actually denied Google’s claim, saying only that they use “multiple signals and approaches” to create their results. Haha, “multiple approaches”. Well obviously one is “use Google’s results”, what are the other ones? “We don’t actually have any other ones.” WELL THROW SOME GEEKOLOGIE LINKS IN THERE, SHIT! Google: Bing Is Cheating, Copying Our Search Results [searchengineland] (ultra in-depth article explaining the findings) and Google claims Bing is cheating by copying their searches [dvice] Thanks to Will C, buck and Amy, who don’t steal anything but hearts. What in the — I thought I felt dead inside!

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They Took Everything!: Google Accuses Microsoft Bing Of Stealing Search Results

Some moron decided it would be a good idea to attempt stealing holy gas from a church van. Only problem is, Jesus wasn’t having it . BURN HEATHEN, BUUUUURN! Blake King, 24, was reported in stable condition Wednesday in Vanderbilt University Hospital’s Burn Center. Evansville police report King was burned as he was using a cordless drill to drill into the gas tank of a 2001 Chevrolet van on the lot of Abundant Faith Church, 1228 Lodge Ave. Something sparked, according to the police report, catching the van on fire and burning King . The fire leaves the church without one of its two vans, which was supposed to help transport youth members to St. Louis this weekend. Officers arrived and found King, who told them he was burned when he stopped at 1228 Lodge Ave. to help another man who was on fire. Firefighters and fire investigators found a cordless drill next to the van. LOLWUT — cordless drilling a gas tank?!?! Let’s say you somehow managed to not set your dumbass on fire, what were you gonna do when the gas started flowing? Catch it in your mouth and spit it into a bucket? Okay that’s actually pretty good. Police: Man caught self on fire trying to steal gas from church van [courierpress] Thanks to Dakota, who tried electric drilling a dairy truck once and ended up with nothing but a milk mustache. I’m not gonna lie, you look handsome.

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Man Attempts Gas Theft From Church Van, Sets Himself, Van Ablaze

This is a video of Batman swooping down out of nowhere to abscond with some poor bastard’s tacos right at the moment of drive-thru window handoff. The Caped Crusader reduced to taco theft , I never thought I’d see the day. Coming out of the closet with Robin sure, but stealing another man’s Fire sauce? That’s cold, Batman. Mr. Freeze cold. And speaking of cold — did you know if you put your sleeping roommate’s hand in cold water he’ll form ice crystals in his bladder? Okay, so I made that up. But if you put a screwdriver in his hand and tickle his nose he will put an eye out! Hit the jump for Burrito Wayne in action.

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Batman: Vigilante Superhero Or Taco Thief?

Some poor bastard, fed up with his car being broken into , decided to leave this passive aggressive note for the thieves. And not only does he reference Half-Life , THE DUDE KEEPS AN OCARINA IN HIS CAR. ZOMG, do you think he’s Link?! Me neither. Also, to guy’s credit, I added the asterisk to his signature. DUDE MEANS BUSINESS. Picture Thanks to gabby, who would have booby trapped the car with Goron bombs.

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