This is a bunch of superheroes minimalized to their bare identification necessities . Can you name them all? I couldn’t. I’m still convinced half of them are breakfast cereal mascots. I SEE YOU, COUNT CHOCULA! You too, Quaker Oat-man. Illustrator Fabian Gonzalez strips comic book characters down to their bare essence in his clever new graphic Minimalism Heroes. The 30-year-old freelance designer, who says he grew up on Marvel and DC Comics, created the image for a T-shirt competition. In honor of his favorite superhero, Gonzalez placed an instantly identifiable icon in the upper left-hand corner. “Batman was the superhero that originally got me hooked…” There’s a key after the jump in case you want to see how well you did, as well as for those of you that didn’t even bother trying because you’re so damn lazy. And for that, I salute you. Or at least I would if it didn’t involve so much arm lifting. Hit the jump for the answer-key.

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You’re Barely Super!: Minimalist Superheroes

The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek is a $20 tee with incorporated bottle opener . I assume BeerBot is supposed to be a copyright-free version of Bender , but I could be wrong. But you’re so handsome. Am I STILL wrong? Never been wronger, butterface! ThinkGeek Product Site via BeerBot Shirt Gets Your Bottles Open [uberreview] Thanks to sara, who knows the best way to drink beer is straight from the barley’s boobie. Wheat’s teat?

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I’ll Stab You: BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt

It’s a space station. As you may or may not know, the t-shirt was invented in 1722 by a Mr. Nathanial T. Shirk to keep your nipples from falling off. One misnomer at the London patent office later and the rest, my friends, is history . A history I just made up. Which let’s be honest, is far more interesting than the real thing. Did I ever tell you the one about how our solar system was created by two magicians fighting over a turtle? That one’s actually true. Product Site Thanks to Alex, L3g3ndQ, mike469x and wulk, who all would have bought it if it came in a rayon blend.

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