This is a cake of Spider Man’s bust made by Cake Central member Arielatl (who may or may not be a mermaid in Atlanta). As you can see, she’s pretty good at making lines with icing . Me? I’m terrible at it. One time I was supposed to spell ‘Happy Birthday Jason” on a cake and it ended up reading “Choke and die, dickhead” To my credit though, it was a cheap icing bag. For those who would like to know I started with a dummy head, and used fondant to build it out to look like his face, then covered it with fondant, cut the eyes out of fondant, covered it in webbing, and let it dry for a few days. Then, I filled and stacked two 10? cakes for the middle, and split an 8? cake into quarters for the shoulders. Then, I carved the sharp edges and the slope and indent for the chest. Next, I crumb-coated the whole bottom, and covered in fondant. I cut a shallow circle the size of the head base in the top of the cake, and set it in with 2 dowels. I then finished the rest of the webbing on the body, and cut the spider out of fondant. I hope this helps! Whoa whoa whoa — a dummy head? That’s a choking hazard! So it’s basically just a shoulder cake with an iced mannequin head on top. That’s…okay I would still eat that. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I’M FAT. Hit the jump for one more shot.

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Fork Me, I’m Hungry: Spider Man Bust Cake

OMG, somebody shat bricks for real — AND MISSED! This is a Spider-Man themed bathroom (more pictures after the jump) constructed by Riley Replicas for a friend. Because that’s what friends are for: making superhero themed bathrooms . Plus putting down to make you feel better about yourself! I had a friend who wanted to decorate a room in her house for her husband who is a HUGE Spider-man fan so I made this wall panel for the room. I went with a faux brick wall theme with Spideys villains bursting through the wall! I have The Sandman, The Lizard, Doc Ock and The Green Goblin represented. Just wanted to add pics of the wall installed in the customers….bathroom! Pretty unusual place but I think it turned out OK First of all, my cat pointed out that the mess from Sandman punching through the wall kinda looks somebody blasted the wall with diarrhea. Hey — his meows not mine. Secondly, don’t ever use a restroom after Spider-Man. He shoots webs out of his you-know-what. Don’t ask me how I know but it’s because I followed him into the bathroom once and peeked over the urinal divider. Next thing you know, FSSSSSHH! — I’m web-cuffed to a hand dryer. Dammit Spidey, curiosity ain’t a crime! Hit the jump for a bunch more shots (some prior to installation) including some Doctor Octopus pincers flying out the wall that would make it all but impossible to pee.

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Way Too Sticky: A Spider-Man Themed Bathroom

This is a collage of Spiderman’s eye made from cut-out comic book pictures by French artist Mr Garcin. This? This is a picture of my eye made from torn up Playboys. “You sure? That…looks like a b-hole.” Haha, you got me . Psyche, I got you — you’re staring at my roommate’s exit-hole! Mr Garcin’s Website via Spider-Eye Collage [buzzfeed] Thanks to Tone, who once accidentally glued his head inside a library book and had to pay for it.

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Spiderman Eye Collage From Cut Up Comic Books

14-year old Seattle cancer patient turned Make-A-Wish-Foundation superhero Erik Martin sadly succumbed to his disease (HEY — FUCK YOU CANCER, SERIOUSLY) Friday, and yes, I’m writing this by touch because I can’t see the screen. Rest in peace, Erik, you will be missed. Electron Boy lit up the lives of many [seattletimes] Thanks to Becca and Puwe, who both found solace in knowing Electron Boy lives on inside every little atom. Thanks, I needed that.

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:’( We Lost A Good One This Weekend: IRL Superhero Electron Boy, 14, Passed Away

Yesterday when I first saw this I was Black Pillow. Now I’m Pasty-Skin Grape Nut Flakes. Really hoping the supervillains still take me seriously. Previously: Your zombie apocalypse weapon . What Is Your Superhero Name? [buzzfeed]

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Your Superhero Name (Is Going To Suck)

In what can only be viewed as a blatant act of terrorism, Superman is renouncing his U.S. citizenship , citing ” America’s obesity problem he’s tired of being construed as an instrument of US policy.” You know what? Fine — but you better change your color scheme BECAUSE THESE COLORS DON’T RUN, CLARK… … … …KENT. CLARK KENT — THAT’S HIS REAL NAME! “Superman is a visitor from a distant planet who has long embraced American values. As a character and an icon, he embodies the best of the American Way,” DC’s co-publishers, Jim Lee and Dan DiDio said in a statement to FOX411.com. “In a short story in ACTION COMICS 900, Superman announces his intention to put a global focus on his never ending battle, but he remains, as always, committed to his adopted home and his roots as a Kansas farm boy from Smallville.” The landmark issue is certainly sparking controversy. “Besides being riddled with a blatant lack of patriotism, and respect for our country, Superman’s current creators are belittling the United States as a whole. By denouncing his citizenship, Superman becomes an eerie metaphor for the current economic and power status the country holds worldwide,” Hollywood publicist and GOP activist Angie Meyer told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column. First of all, WTF is a Pop Tarts column and can I eat it cold? Secondly, holy shit people are arguing over comic book characters . You’ll have to excuse me if I don’t get involved, it’s just that I’ve got other things to worry about. Namely, an erection lasting longer than four hours . I know the commercial says call your doctor, but what that’s just a ploy to kidnap me for biological experiments?! “Who knows — maybe you’ll wind up with a superpower…” … … …Hello, Dr. Shirling?! I’ve had a boner for 48-hours straight and I want to read minds! Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship in Latest Action Comic [theblaze] and Superman Renounces His U.S. Citizenship in 900th Issue of Action Comics [foxnews] Thanks to Chris and Julian M., who both have dual-citizenships, and personalities . Ya’ll crazy!

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Superman Renounces His U.S. Citizenship

Nice Stark mug. Remember Volkswagen’s Superbowl commercial featuring the lil Vader who couldn’t harness The Force that captivated audiences and stole our hearts ? Well this is a Marvel parody advertising the new Thor movie that, from what I’ve seen so far, may or may yes suck Zeus’ proverbial lightning rod. I’m talking about his wiener, folks. It shoots lighting and can turn a lover into a tropical storm. I grabbed it once over the dividing wall of two urinals and turned into a low-pressure system . True story. Hit the jump for the lil Thor in action.

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Marvel Parodies Lil Darth Vader Volkswagen Commercial For Upcoming Thor Movie

Luke, I am your father. Just kidding, he and your mother were shot in a robbery! Ever wonder what a Batman / Ewok lovechild would look like? F*** you’re a freak. Seriously, it might not hurt to peep Amazon for some self-help books on that shit. You krinkier than a tauntaun stomach full of lightsaber dildos aside, this is a sketch by Lucas Lago depicting your wildest fantasies. Note: slightly larger version HERE in case you want to print it out and tape it inside a copy of National Geographic for some “bathroom reading”. Grab an extra roll of TP and go to town, champ! Lucas’ Website via Batman X Star Wars [laughingsquid] Thanks to cocoa, who promised to draw me some GW/dino lovechildren for Valentine’s. GIRL YOU SO GOOD TO ME.

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Batman x Star Wars Characters = This?

Remember the animated gif from a couple weeks ago showing all the old Jokers ? Well here’s the Batman version. *fingers crossed for a Robin one next!* A guide: 1. Lewis Wilson (Batman, 1943) 2. Robert Lowery (Batman & Robin, 1949) 3. Adam West (Batman, 1966-1968) 4. Michael Keaton (Batman, Batman Returns, 1989 - 1992) 5. Kevin Conroy (Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm, Justice League, Batman Beyond & Batman video game series 1992 - Current) 6. Val Kilmer (Batman Forever, 1995) 7. George Clooney (Batman & Robin, 1998) 8. Bruce Thomas (Batman Onstar Commercials, Birds Of Prey, 2000-2002) 9. Christian Bale (Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, 2005 - 2012) I’m not gonna lie, I think George Clooney was my favorite. Did I say favorite? I meant least favorite. Still mad handsome though. He’s got nothing on Don Draper, but still, if the man grew a handlebar mustache I’d ride it. *brring brring* That was me ringing the bell! Animated GIF of the Day [thedailywh.at]

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Batman Through The Years, Animated Gif

This is a video of a dog who can bark ” Batman “. Or maybe it’s “Brittany”. Whatever the case, he sounds like a pig dying and probably breathes loud enough to keep you up at night. This is Teddy Almond Turtle, my mama’s Pug Dog. Ted enjoys baked beans, red capsicum, apples and Bat Man. waaahhhh Teddy Almond Turtle, really? HE IS NEITHER BEAR NOR NUT NOR TEENAGE MUTANT. You’d think being born with a face a mother didn’t hesitate to turn her back on would be disadvantage enough, but nooooooo. Wait — did that say he likes beans, capsicum and apples? God, can you even imagine what that dog’s ass smells like? I can’t but Chloe’s licking her lips about it! Hit it for the video.

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The Pug Who Barked ‘Batman’: Stop Crying Wolf Or He Won’t Come When We Need Him!