Note: This only shows Star Wars and Harry Potter. But you wanna know how Pokemon, Twilight, Dr. Who and Star Trek stack up, right? Click HERE, RIGHT HERE DAMMIT for the whole thing. This is an infographic comparing various sci-fi /fantasy franchises based on their internet presence. Things like number of Facebook likes, fan-fiction submissions and Wiki entries. Apparently Harry Potter is the big winner though, which I’m okay with since it wasn’t Twilight . Although I was a little disappointed Jurassic Park didn’t even make the cut. Come on, I’ve written over 20,000 pieces of fan-fiction myself. I met a t-rex at a bar, we boned. I wrote about it in my diary. Haha, there’s 19,999 more where that came from! (It came straight from my heart is the thing) Internet Fandom Infographic of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks to Mark and carlo, who were both pissed Lord of the Rings didn’t make the list and may or may yes be into hobbit fantasies.

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Sci-Fi/Fantasy Franchise Internet Fandom Infographic

This is a USS Enterprise USS East Peoria Christmas lights display spotted in East Peoria, Illinois, which is apparently known for its extravagant Christmas lights AND NOTHING ELSE. *Wikipedia-ing to verify* Okay so the Caterpillar Tractor Company does a lot of manufacturing there, that’s something. Oh, and it’s where comedian Sam Kinison was born. Geez, no wonder he was so screamy — I’m from West by God Virgina and I’m full of rage myself. “Rage — or shit .” Both. Jedi Ninjas, Stay Puft Snowman, Where’s the Doctor, Harry Potter VS. Lord of the Rings and MORE [nerdbastards] via USS Enterprise in Christmas Lights [neatorama] Thanks to chichi, who agrees the only Christmas light a person really needs is a warm fireplace and somebody naked to share it with. *disrobing* To the bearskin rug!

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Nog Me Up, Scooty: Enterprise X-Mas Lights Display

This is a shot of some Reddit user’s uncle’s homemade Star Trek mailbox . It’s solar powered so it lights up at night to attract highschoolers with bats. I mean, I’d like to THINK they wouldn’t smash it, but they would smash it. And if he rebuilt it, they would smash it again. Then, if dude decides to pack it with explosives one night and manages to kill the perps, HE’S the one that would get in trouble. That’s the problem with the law today — there aren’t enough provisions for vigilante justice. Let’s say some asshat cuts me off while we’re driving. Should I NOT be allowed follow him home, do doughnuts in his front yard, then come back that night and cut his brake lines? Okay my lawyer is shaking his head no. My Uncle has the best mailbox ever! [reddit] via Star Trek Mailbox of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks to Mark, who agrees the best mailbox is a P.O. one. Haha, I’ve got one of those! It makes me feel creepy.

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USPS Enterprise: Dude’s Custom Star Trek Mailbox

So I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today (which, incidentally, is just a mattress on the floor because why pay for a bed frame or boxspring when you’re already afraid of heights?) and it got me thinking: does my back hurt because my mattress is too stiff or because I drank my face off last night and my kidneys are shot ? Life’s little mysteries. This is a local Star Trek themed mattress store commercial. Would I go there to buy a mattress? No. Would I go there to intentionally pee on a Tempur-Pedic and try to get it at a discount? For you, yes. Hit the jump for more production value than you could shake a sockful of bottle caps at.

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Star Trek Themed Local Mattress Store Commercial

This is a hacked together video of the Enterprise crew from Star Trek: The Next Generation watching the original Star Wars . They…seem to like it. You think it would be the same way if it were Star Wars characters watching Star Trek ? No way — Han Solo would never watch The Next Generation! Would you, Han? Han? “Where’s your sister, kid?” OH NO — YOU’RE NOT MAKING OUT WITH HER AGAIN. “Come on, just tell me.” YOU CALLED HER A WOOKIE, HAN! “And?” And give me a kiss on the lips and I’ll tell you. Hit the jump for the video.

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When Worlds Collide: Star Trek Watching Star Wars

…why is there a tattered horsetail on the wall? This is a video of William ‘ Captain James T. Kirk ‘ Shatner weighing in on the “which is better, Star Trek or Star Wars ” debate. SPOILER : he basically says that Star Wars is a derivative of the Trek, the only thing Wars did better were the special effects, and THAT IS ALL. But he’s also wearing a f***ing Afflicition shirt at 80, so he basically has zero credibility. So, in replacement of his mooted points, allow me to present the definitive argument in the debate: WHO GIVES A SHIT? They’re entirely different. Some people like one more, some the other. It’s like comparing apples and oranges wieners and woman parts. Just FYI though: Star Wars is totally the wiener . “Soooooooo, you’re a huge Star Wars fan.” SONOFA! No — Trek. Gaaaah, I love both! Hit the jump for the damn bro, stop talking and let me see you rest a beer on that belly. Also, bonus video of the Shat trying to sing Black Sabbath’s ‘Iron Man’ because WTF, seriously.

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William Shatner Talks Star Trek Vs. Star Wars In Front Of A Bunch Of Horse Memorabilia

Nerds vs Geeks poster: ” Nerds are into Star Trek , geeks are into Star Wars !” Anybody who sees it: “WTF?! Whoever made this doesn’t know shit about shit.” Geeks vs. Nerds: The Anatomy [bitrebels] Thanks to Shannon, who agrees not knowing anything about anything has never stopped somebody from pretending to be an expert on the subject anyway. I know, I’m living proof.

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Nerds Vs. Geeks, Some Kinda Iffy Infographic

Seen here about to learn the hard way that kitty kisses are only for people who like the taste of cat ass, Data spends a tender moment with his cat Spot. And this is rap about Spot set to Dr. Dre’s ‘Forgot about Dre’, as edited by Dan Bull from a poem Data recites in the season six Next Generation episode, ‘Schisms’. I was so inspired I just wrote one about my dog Chloe, set to the very same rap. ? Hey Chlo-e, still the same ol’ d with no pedigree hated on by most of these purebreeds with no treats, no love, no fetch, no collar and no squeaks no walks, no park and a bunch of fleas mad at you cause you can finally afford to lay around & sleep ? Hit the jump for the video and a picture of Chloe cause she’s always wanted to be internet famous. I’ll get around to recording her version eventually.

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Data From Star Trek TNG Raps About His Cat

Note: Click HERE for a full-size 7′ version of the chart in case you want to print it out and tape on a bedroom wall to make love to or whatever. A geeky father, excited about his daughter’s upcoming first birthday, decided to make her a geeky growth chart. This is her him standing by it. In case you can’t tell, it measures height in tribbles , Yoda , R2-D2 , Frodo, Princess Leia , a Dalek , Spock and Darth Vader . Me? I’m a solid Spock. With tribble balls. No — R2-D2’s. Geeky Dad — with another link to download a program that’ll split the poster into pieces you can easily print. Also, to donate a couple bucks to his daughter’s college fund for providing you with a free-of-charge growth chart. Thanks to Mary, who prefers a more metric system of measuring height.

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Dad Makes Custom Sci-Fi Character Growth Chart For Daughter’s First Birthday

Seen here looking like she just asked for a hug before realizing she was in the middle of shitting her pants, this is Youtube user meekakitty singing her sure-to-be-only single (red-shirt — probably dead by now) ‘Star Trek Girl’. It looks like it was filmed in a dormitory bathroom . Also, it worries me that tipster “Steve” prefaced the video link with “this chick is f***in’ hot” because from the minute-and-a-half I watched she definitely looked “f***in’ fourteen”. But who knows, maybe he meant to send something else and isn’t such a creeper after all. BWAHAHAHAHA!! Nope, he’s a pervert. Aaaaaaaaand probably not sending me anymore tips. Hit the jump for 5:00 of autotunery and spasmodic dancing.

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‘Star Trek Girl’ Song And Music Video