These are a bunch of pillow fight pillows with images of weapons silkscreened on them. They remind me of the time in college I managed to weasel my way into a sorority house pillow fight. Okay so that never happened, but I did dream about it once. One girl filled her pillowcase with rocks and knocked all my teeth out . Hey, I never said it was a wet dream (It totally was though plus I woke up with a bloody nose). Pillow Fight! [bryanku] Thanks to bb, who agrees the key to winning a pillow fight is suffocating your opponent with one . Holy shit!

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I Call The Scimitar!: Pillow Fight Weaponry

One time I accidentally crossed the streams with some dude at one of those long trough urinals and I think some of his urine splattered on my hand. You know, just FYI. This is a homemade Ghostbusters pillow proton pack lovingly crafted by Etsy seller JezebelRose. It is not to be confused with those functional Ghostbusters proton pack backpacks , which aren’t so much made with love as manufactured with child labor . A made to order PPP will set you back $150 but does not include the ghost trap. Those are sold separately. Also: Micro Machines . Do they still make those things? I remember I used to always get in trouble for keeping all my favorite cars in my mouth. I used to call it “the garage” (pronounced ‘HUU GUUAAH’ with a mouthful of little cars). Now? Now I call it the grill . “I’d slap my meat on it, GW!” Hoho — well done. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the Etsy.

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Homemade Ghostbusters Pillow Proton Packs

An $18 plush Mario backpack : arguably the best deal I’ve posted on Geekologie in awhile (not including the time I offered up a kidney for a mouthful of a beer ). Take home this cute Super Mario Bros. Mario Plush Backpack today! The backpack features Mario in classic attire. Mario measures approximately 16-inches tall x 8-inches wide. You’ve spent a lot of time with Mario, learning typing, being kidnapped by ghosts, saving princesses, and of course, driving around in go-karts. Now he can ride around on your back! Pick up the Nintendo Super Mario Bros. Mario Plush Backpack and show everyone at PAX next year just how much you love Japan’s favorite plumber. If you prefer dinosaurs, you might want to see the Nintendo Super Mario Bros. Yoshi Plush Backpack, too! OMG I do prefer dinosaurs! Tell me — is the large compartment big enough to fit a sausage? Yes? Cool, now what about two sausages? “Whoa whoa whoa — the GW swings both ways?!” Both ways? I swing like I just did a bat spin! (read: all the ways) Hit the jump for a picture of the Yoshi model and a link to the product pages, both of which are currently out of stock

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Piggybacking Plumber: Mario Plush Backpack

Tribbles , the lovable Star Trek fluffballs best known for turning into Gremlins if you get them wet, aren’t just made of a bunch of pubes glued together like I previously thought. No, it turns out they actually have body parts , including, and virtually limited to: sexual organs. And speaking of sexual organs: somebody call the piano repairman, I’ve really done it this time. Anatomy Of A Tribble [buzzfeed]

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Star Trek Science: Anatomy Of A Tribble

Looking for that perfect MacBook sleeve that says, “I’m not just a creative , I’m a pretentious creative ?” Then you’re in luck. Also, probably not that creative. Burned you just got burned. Called the BookBook, this $79.99 case literally transforms your MacBook into “an antique leather-bound book.” Not just for looks, “its hardback sides with reinforced corners protect from impacts [and] the vintage designed spine provide crush protection.” Nice. Now when somebody breaks into your apartment to steal your first edition Shakespeare they’re actually getting your MacBook. Haha, the joke’s on them! This Vintage Book Is Your New MacBook Pro Case [iphonesavior] and BookBook Case Turns Your MacBook Into Leather-Bound Book [techeblog] Thanks to Michael and Erin, who have MacBook cases that look like large-print crossword puzzle books.

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Sneaky: That’s No Book, That’s A MacBook!

Google toilet paper : made with 100% virgin pulp and available in Vietnam. Per a questionable translation of the text on the bag: “Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!” HIGH VACUUM, OF COURSE I ALWAYS! Dingleberry free, just sayin’. This Google’s made from 100% Virgin pulp, not chrome [engadget] Thanks to wes, who only wipes with Charmin because the dude’s a bear.

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Google: Perfect For Searching AND Wiping

Be honest, every single one of you would rock this handbag . I know I would, and I don’t give a dang if it clashes with my live bear chaps or not (all man, baby). Available from evilmadscientist as mini and full-size kits ($20 and $25, respectively) you’re still gonna have to know how to sew. Which I, unfortunately, do not. Last time I tried mending a tear in my jeans I ended up sewing my penis to my ankle. True story. Hit the jump for some shots of the unfinished kit so you can get a real sense of all the fun to be had.

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Craft Time!: Make Your Own D-20 Handbag

In a recent interview, I got God to admit that bacon is, in fact, the perfect food, followed distantly by Snack Pack Pudding and Fruit Roll-Ups. So it only makes sense to swaddle your iPod Shuffle in the stuff, right? Enter the $19 Bacon Bits Case by Etsy seller Antjes . Too expensive? Find out where to score that bacon-print felt and make them yourself! Hell, you could make anything! Including, but not limited to: breakfast. What can I say, I like a little fur on my meat. Ladies? Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

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Om Nom Nom: The iPod Shuffle Bacon Case