You Washed My Unmentionables While You Were Frozen! Han Solo In Carbonite Soap

Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I’m with you — I don’t even care about the cleanliness aspect . And for $6.50 you can do whatever you want to with him! Each soap is hand detailed for greater clarity with matte and metallic pigments. These are made one at a time, with A LOT of love. COOLEST SOAP EVER!! #fact 100% Fragrance-free and ultra gentle on skin. Made with pure olive oil, shea butter and aloe vera. Count me in! I just ordered a bar and I plan on convincing a friend it’s chocolate . Oh man, can you imagine the look on his face when he bites in and finds out it’s actually soap?! The look of losing a friend. One more shot and a link to the product page after the jump.

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*PEW PEW* All Clean!: Soap Weaponry

Remember the chocolate weaponry we featured awhile ago? Well now the same company is manufacturing weapon soap. Probably from the same molds as the chocolate . I’d still wash my mouth out with it. Also, b-hole. Don’t act like you’ve never lost one of those little seashell soaps up there! The company currently sells handgun, grenade and brass knuckle models and prices range from $10 to $35, with giftsets coming beautifully packaged in authentic gun cases. Wow, can I sell products or what? And by products I mean drugs. Meet me in the frozen food aisle. Hit the jump for a smattering of the offerings and another link to the product site.

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*PEW PEW* All Clean!: Soap Weaponry

D20-studded soap

Ryan sez, “Geeky clean sells soap with d20’s embedded in the center. I’m getting these for a few of my paper and pen game friends.” Geeky Clean! — Soap with d20s ( Thanks, Ryan! ) Previously: D20 flails - Boing Boing Ancient Roman D20 for sale, $18000 - Boing Boing Polyhedral dice cake - Boing Boing MIT students roll giant D20 to honor Gygax - Boing Boing Boing Boing: D20 geek-ring HOWTO make a D20 out of pecan pies - Boing Boing D20 geek-ring - Boing Boing

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D20-studded soap

Prison: Don’t Drop The Soap Knuckles

This is soap shaped like brass knuckles . It’s equally suited for punching yourself in the taint or fighting off would-be lovers in the prison shower. Which, miss you Big Bear . Brass Knuckle Soap Allows You To Punch Up a Good Lather [gizmodo] Thanks to pstone, who made me his bitch.

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$10 Wii Soap

Nintendo Wiimote Wii remote replica soap [Digitalsoaps@etsy via Gizmodo via Gadget Venue ]

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$10 Wii Soap

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