Note: Video after the jump possibly NSFW on account of some naughty words for private parts. This is Pokemon the musical. If you really love Pokemon and can’t catch (!!!!!!11) enough of the franchise , you might like it. But if you think Yu-Gi-Oh is the shit and Pokemons are just a bunch of biological experiments gone comically wrong, you probably won’t. Me? I didn’t even watch it. Well, not past five-seconds anyways. I could still hear it though as I put my chicken nuggets in the oven. It didn’t sound very good, and I ended up burning myself on the oven rack. Then it sounded like me punching the stovetop and telling it I’ll kill its entire family. You think I’m joking, Frigidaire?! I’LL GET IN MY NEIGHBOR’S CAR AND DRIVE TO SEARS RIGHT THIS F***ING SECOND. Hit the jump for the video you’re going to watch anyways despite it sucking so hard because I know how to pick convincing screencaps.

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Singin’ About Balls: Pokemon The Musical

Note: Video of the chart-bottoming performance after the jump. Can you tell which one is the robot ? SPOILER : back left. Just kidding, it’s the one with the silver legs , moron. Or is it? I thought they all were to be honest. If you’re just joining us, you may not have heard of Yamaha’s HRP-4C (older posts HERE , HERE and HERE ). Well here she is again, this time working it on stage Britney Spears style provided Britney is a no-talent hack who can’t do anything but waddle around on stage waving her arms, which is by far the most accurate comparison I’ve ever made. Now, does anybody else think there might actually be a person in that robot costume? Let’s set it on fire and find out. Hit the jump for the Japanese Pussycat Dolls.

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GAH, BURN IT!: Japanese Singing/Dancing Robot (Now With More Back-Up Dancers!)

This is an old-ass clip from 1978 of a Star Wars themed holiday special (Wookie family at 5:00!). But, since there’s no Jesus in the Star Wars universe, they celebrate ‘Life Day’, which, at least from what I could tell, is a present -less holiday that makes children sad. Here is a segment from the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special featuring Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia singing an ode to “Life Day” - the Star Wars Universe’s answer to Christmas. Wow Leia, that was pretty awful. And, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you supposed to be wearing a golden bikini on Life Day? Oh, hold on — The Force is talking to me. Topless, The Force says topless. The Star Wars Holiday Special - “Happy Life Day” (1978) [fuzzymemories] Thanks to b00geyman, who doesn’t so much deliver presents as hide under your bed and try to cut your Achilles tendon if you ever get up to pee.

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Happy Life Day From The Star Wars Universe

I’m pretty sure half the people that sent this in thought it’s an actual robot , but being the astute robot slaya that I am, it wasn’t hard for me to tell this is just a jackass in a robot costume. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still burn that bitch like a witch (or doobie), he just doesn’t pose the threat an actual robot would. Or DOES he? *pew pew!* He doesn’t. Youtube and Youtube (longer, 9:00 video) Thanks to Rich the destroyer, paul, KennethJ, Ted, Mungo9000, chris, Albert, Tuggis, karrameg, Steven, hatcher, Big Bug, parking block and Wendy, who actually knew it was a person the whole time and just wanted to scare me.

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Fake, But Still Burn It With Lasers (You Never Can Be Too Safe): A Scary Dancing Robot

This is a literal video for Bonnie Tyler’s ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the 80’s were wack as a mother. Of course, current music videos could be just as weird, but I don’t watch MTV because I’m not in middle school anymore. Kidding, cable got cut off. Total Eclipse spoof [dailymotion] Thanks to shane, who literally video’d himself banging his girlfriend.

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Literal Video: Total Eclipse Of The Heart