This is 8-year old Juliet’s first hardcore metal song about loving her dog and fish. Not necessarily your typical metal theme, but who cares, she killed it. Me? I just killed a little spider with the latest Game Informer , so kinda similar. Hit the jump and PREPARE TO THRASH.

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8-Year Old Juliet’s First Hardcore Metal Song

Seen here trying to concentrate while Superman is in the background being all, “RAWR, behold my magnificent tits!”, Togepi the cockatiel sings the Super Mario Bros. theme song . I’m not sure if the bird’s caretaker actually taught the bird the song or just played enough Mario that it picked it up on its own, but come on, you and I both know people only teach birds cuss words and fart sounds. Hit the jump for the bideo (bideo is the new bird video fyi).

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Polly Want A Controller?: Birds Sings Mario Theme

Can I have a gumball? This is a video of Allie Goertz singing a song about playing Dungeons & Dragons . If you’re into geeky girls and Dungeons & Dragons , you should probably watch it. But if you’re into geeky dudes and Dungeons & Dragons, you should probably come over to my buddy Pete’s house tonight around 8PM and bring a ton of lube. Hit the jump for the 20-sided serenade.

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Geeky Girl Singing Dungeons & Dragons Song

Hot on the costumed-heels of yesterday’s London cosplayers lip-syncing to that one booboo-ass song , here comes another, this time from the San Diego Comic-Con of cosplayers lip-syncing to an equally annoying ear-bleeder. The deeper meaning of a bunch of people dressed-up as things they’re not singing a song called ‘Born this Way’ being lost on me aside, that’s not what I came to talk about. I came to talk about the song itself. Now listen: I’m all for a “gay anthem”, but whatever happened to “we’re here, we’re queer, stop being such a stodgy bag of dipshit bigots”? Now that one, that one’s catchy. Hit the jump for the ‘hey — nobody ever said cosplayers could lip-sync’. Also, a higher-res shot of two-face.

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Shoot Me In The Face, Do It Now: Cosplayers Lip-Syncing To Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’

Note: Yesterday’s posts are slowly being repopulated throughout the day. GO GET YOU SOME. This is a homemade music video to P!nk’s (what the — when did you get a ! in your name — was that always there? Kidding, I don’t care) ‘Raise Your Glass’ which consists entirely of cosplayers from the recent London Film and Comic Con lip syncing the words to the song. SPOILER: They get Jokers to do the “why so serious?” part. What?! Don’t look at me like that! I didn’t even KNOW there was a “why so serious?” part until I watched this video. I don’t listen to Pink! Brown, absolutely. Also: to the sound of my roommate peeing . I’m not nasty you nasty! Hit the jump for your daily opportunity to make fun of cosplayers because you’re a sad lonely asshole.

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Hmmmmm: Cosplayers At London Comic-Con Lip Syncing To P!nk’s ‘Raise Your Glass’

This is an 8-bit version of that girl’s annoying ‘Friday’ song. I say “that girl’s” because I can’t bring myself to say her name without projectile vomiting . Rebecca BLU-BLU-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! See? Granola bars hurt on the way back up. Admittedly, this 8-bit version is kinda catchy without the words. *getting stoned to death* Hit the jump for the ‘I’ve been listening to it all morning’ video.

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Because It’s Friday (And You Hate Yourself): 8-Bit Version Of That Girl’s ‘Friday’ Song

In b4 ‘I’d do her’. NOTE: Two bad words at 0:45. This is a video of Madelaine Zammit (who looks suspiciously like a cross between Jewel and Leelee Sobieski — can science do that now? Can two womens have a baby?) singing a song about Facebook . It’s okay. The best parts are 1. her accent and 2. the song between 0:40 - 1:00. If you only have time to watch twenty seconds, watch those ones. If you only have ten seconds to watch, well, you’re working waaaaay too f***ing hard for a Friday. God, what’s next — NOT taking a nap after lunch?! Hit the jump for the video. BFF Geekologie on Facebook HERE.

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Australian Girl Singing Facebook Song

Note: Video after the jump possibly NSFW on account of some naughty words for private parts. This is Pokemon the musical. If you really love Pokemon and can’t catch (!!!!!!11) enough of the franchise , you might like it. But if you think Yu-Gi-Oh is the shit and Pokemons are just a bunch of biological experiments gone comically wrong, you probably won’t. Me? I didn’t even watch it. Well, not past five-seconds anyways. I could still hear it though as I put my chicken nuggets in the oven. It didn’t sound very good, and I ended up burning myself on the oven rack. Then it sounded like me punching the stovetop and telling it I’ll kill its entire family. You think I’m joking, Frigidaire?! I’LL GET IN MY NEIGHBOR’S CAR AND DRIVE TO SEARS RIGHT THIS F***ING SECOND. Hit the jump for the video you’re going to watch anyways despite it sucking so hard because I know how to pick convincing screencaps.

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Singin’ About Balls: Pokemon The Musical

Note: Video of the chart-bottoming performance after the jump. Can you tell which one is the robot ? SPOILER : back left. Just kidding, it’s the one with the silver legs , moron. Or is it? I thought they all were to be honest. If you’re just joining us, you may not have heard of Yamaha’s HRP-4C (older posts HERE , HERE and HERE ). Well here she is again, this time working it on stage Britney Spears style provided Britney is a no-talent hack who can’t do anything but waddle around on stage waving her arms, which is by far the most accurate comparison I’ve ever made. Now, does anybody else think there might actually be a person in that robot costume? Let’s set it on fire and find out. Hit the jump for the Japanese Pussycat Dolls.

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GAH, BURN IT!: Japanese Singing/Dancing Robot (Now With More Back-Up Dancers!)

This is an old-ass clip from 1978 of a Star Wars themed holiday special (Wookie family at 5:00!). But, since there’s no Jesus in the Star Wars universe, they celebrate ‘Life Day’, which, at least from what I could tell, is a present -less holiday that makes children sad. Here is a segment from the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special featuring Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia singing an ode to “Life Day” - the Star Wars Universe’s answer to Christmas. Wow Leia, that was pretty awful. And, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you supposed to be wearing a golden bikini on Life Day? Oh, hold on — The Force is talking to me. Topless, The Force says topless. The Star Wars Holiday Special - “Happy Life Day” (1978) [fuzzymemories] Thanks to b00geyman, who doesn’t so much deliver presents as hide under your bed and try to cut your Achilles tendon if you ever get up to pee.

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Happy Life Day From The Star Wars Universe