Want to cut your own Star Wars snowflakes to hang from the ceiling for Christmas? Of course you do, you are INTO this. Thankfully, Anthony Herrera has you covered, with printable patterns to make all the designs above (but come on, nobody’s gonna make C-3PO). I actually have a collection of paper snowflakes I’ve made over the past couple years and I hang them up every December. “You’re a f***in’ dork!” I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that. I made even more this year, but I haven’t put them all up yet. If you’re lucky I might even post a picture of them on Geekologie’s Facebook page next week. If you’re unlucky I might back over you with my truck trying to parallel park without looking. Hit the jump for some closer-ups and a link to the pattern page.

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How To: Cut Your Own Star Wars Paper Snowflakes

This is the world’s first carabiner key. It’s a key that’s also a teensy carabiner. How can they even make parts that small? Beats me, but you could ask God the same thing about your pecker! HAHA — BURN, Needlepeen! No word on cost, but they are a real product you can order from Scott Amron at Amron Experimental (who also brought us keyring keys ). But whatever you do, do NOT use them instead of actual climbing carabiners when you’re out on the mountain, because they will break, and you will plummet to your death. And, even if by some miracle you don’t die, you’ll still be locked out of your house. Food for thought. “That’s glue.” IT’S BRAIN FOOD. Amron Experimental Product Site Let’s learn how to pick locks together on Facebook and Twitter and then we can steal all the candy out of the vending machines at the laundromat

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It’s A Carabiner, It’s A Key, It’s A Carabiner Key!

Simple , you just go to Hackertyper.net , change the custom parameters however see fit, then wait for somebody to start watching over your shoulder. When they do, start pounding away on your keyboard like a child throwing a temper-tantrum, and, PRESTO, lines of code out the ass! Then they’ll be all “whoa bro, is this… The Matrix? ” Just kidding, they’ll probably be all, “hackertype? SEEN IT.” Then you’ll look stupid. And not just because after patting you on a back they left a ‘KICK ME’ sign, but it’s still there and I am going to pretend like you’re clenching a football between your buttcheeks. Hackertyper.net Thanks to Anders and wingnut, who actually are L337 haxors and agree the Playstation attack was likely an attempt to steal my trophies. OH GOD NOT MY PLATINUMS!

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How To: Pretend Like You’re A L337 Haxor

Flickr user Lishoffs (aka Fabian Gzlez), the same maker as the uncannily similar-looking minimalist superhero and supervillain posters (derder!) is back at it, this time with video game characters . Can you name them all? I can. I mean, if I wanted to. Which I don’t so I’m not gonna. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME! “GW, would you kindly go through them all?” Sure, let’s see here, there’s Mar– *bashes face in with golf putter* A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS. Hit the jump for a bonus ‘Minimalist Robots’ poster I apparently missed (probably because I was afraid to look) along with a link where you can buy the prints as posters.

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I Don’t Even Know Who You Are Anymore!: Seventy Minimalist Video Game Characters

This is a super-simple scene from Pixar’s ‘ Up ‘ created in LEGO by Peter Aoun. Now how cute is that? I just wanna eat all those lil balloons like candy! *crunch* Mmmmm, even better than I could’ve imagined! Here, you try a cloud. But wait, let’s turn out the lights first — I bet it’ll spark like a WintOGreen Lifesaver! What? NO I’M NOT TOUCHING YOUR BUTT, YOU’RE TOUCHING YOUR BUTT! Peter’s Flickr Gallery (with some other geeky LEGO builds) via Fresh-ass Fanart: Minimalist Lego Homage to Disney/Pixar’s ‘Up’ [albotas]

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Cuuuute!: Minimalist ‘Up’ Scene In LEGO

This Wi-Fi detecting car decal tips tailgaters off to available wireless connections . It was made by cutting the illuminated panel out of one of these shirts and sticking it to the car’s window. Which you’ve got to admit: for such a hardcore Apple fanboy (see license plate) is a pretty impressive feat of do-it-yourselfery. Provided, of course, he didn’t stab himself with the scissors. You forgot to take the shirt off first, didn’t you? *Nyuk nyuk nyuk!* Hit the jump for a closeup.

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Helping Others: A Wi-Fi Detecting Car Decal