THE SIGN SAYS NO TOUCHING, LADY! This was the coolest thing on display at the recent Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. Granted I didn’t go, but I showed this video (and ONLY this video. Okay, plus a cat one) to a couple friends and they agreed. It’s a smart window from Samsung — basically a one-way window with a full-pane electronic touchscreen display where you can display info, roam the internet, watch adult films, etc., etc. It can even turn into virtual blinds!!!!!1 Just watch the video. The future, ladies and gentlemen — it’s really almost here! Hit the jump for the worthwhile video. I know I’m a crappy describer but it really is pretty cool.

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Coolest Thing From The Consumer Electronics Show

SPOILER ALERT: Last six minutes of Smallville . Ever wanted to hear a guy go completely f***ing nuts watching the series finale of Smallville ? Even if you don’t know it yet, you do. This is the kind of shit I live for (plus nipples and beer). Dude’s like the double rainbow guy on triple the LSD WTF with an unhealthy mix of female hormone injections and boner pills on the side. I’m pretty sure he “completes”. It may be fake, it may be real, but it is definitely a reminder of just how little I feel inside. It’s true folks, I’m like a shell. A SHELL HOUSING ONE BADASS NINJA TURTLE. *karate kick!* Hit the jump for six minutes of damn bro, calm down before you hurt yourself!

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Damn Bro!: ‘Smallville’ Finale Freakout Video

Burberry, a company best known for f***ing plaid (houndstooth FTW), recently held a runway show in Beijing featuring holographic models. Which, fun fact: eat just as much as real ones . DAMMIT JEM, YOU TELL THAT BAND OF YOURS TO POUND SOME CHEESE-FRIES, STAT! Admittedly, the holograms do look pretty impressive, they’re just a little ridiculous to see all dressed up because holograms don’t actually care if they’re butt-ass naked, just as long as they’re shiny and people think they’re from the future they don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuu. Hit the jump for 35-seconds of holographic modeling set to ‘You Don’t Own Me’.

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Burberry’s Holographic Runway Models

Note: Jump probably NSFW on account of cartoon fantasies coming to life. Anime characters: they’re smokin’ hot, amirite? WRONG!! THEY’RE ALL LIKE 12 YOU F***ING SICKOS. “Hello, police? Yeah I’ve got a whole website of perverts here that need your attention. Oh — and bring extra tasers .” *quick, GW, distract them while the cops get here!* Anyway, the anime-themed show took place at Bordello Bar here in LA (per usual) and the characters and shows they’re from are, in this order: Sailor Moon from Sailor Moon, Pikachu from Pokemon, Ichigo Momomiya from Tokyo Mew Mew, Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist, Trixie from Speed Racer and Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion. I posted a couple shots of each after the jump, but you’ll have to head over to LA Weekly to see them all. *WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO! WEE-WEE!* HAHA — ENJOY THE CLINK, PERVERTS!

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Cartoon Cosplay: An Anime Burlesque Show

Note: Video is after the jump because something about Oprah sucking. For those of you who haven’t already seen, this is Zach. Zach has cerebral palsy and is bound to a wheelchair but is funnier and better attitude’d than every single person I know with fully-functional legs (plus those with peg-legs). He’s competing in Oprah’s ‘Your Own Show’ contest which grants the winner their own television show. Zach wants to do a travel one. Oh God please win. I’d push you to the end of the earth and back! Wheelchair-bound lady magnet Zach, discusses his many talents and idea for a TV show designed to inspire people who never thought they could travel. Join Zach as he globe-trots to some of the most notoriously inaccessible locations and embraces the spontaneous nature of world travel! No matter what the obstacle, he’ll face every bump in the road with a smile. Great job, Zach. I don’t really watch TV ( The Hills excluded), but I’d definitely tune in to check it out. The last travel show I watched was all about some chubby asshat traveling the globe eating the grossest things he could find. I’m talking bird brains and snake dicks. Yeah, so don’t do that. Hit it for Zach’s worthwhile 3-minute audition, and a link to the vote page.

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This Is Zach, He Better Win That Oprah Show

This a computer model of Jesus’ face using information from the blood on the Shroud of Turin to create the image. He looks like somebody I know. The image has been created for the History Channel’s upcoming special, “The Real Face of Jesus,” which is set to air next week. Ray Downing, president of Studio Macbeth, explains how they recreated the “real” face of Jesus to the NY Post: “We ‘lifted’ the blood and isolated it [on the computer],” he said, ’so that would sit ‘in air’ [on a transparent background].” Interesting, Ray, but I’ve seen the “real” face of Jesus, and it didn’t require any technical computer mumbo-jumbo. No, it came to me in Flamin’ Hot Cheeto form and I ate the whole bag except for his face without getting diarrhea . There’s no doubt it was a miracle. The “Real Face of Jesus” (PHOTO) Revealed?! [postchronicle] Thanks to Pete, who once saw the face of God in a cloud before getting struck by lighting. Geez, you can’t look directly at him, Pete! Don’t you remember the Nazis in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’?

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Computer Modeling: Is This Jesus’ Face?

That Sheldon, so funny with his science-y jibber jabber and social awkwardness . Except in this clip, since you don’t know when to chuckle because there isn’t a laugh track. You can compare the clip to the laugh tracked version (after the jump) and appreciate just what having every joke punctuated with laughter does for a comedy show *AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!* but not a blog. Hit the jump for the laughier version.

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Big Bang Theory Without The Laugh Track

I’ve been trying to avoid iPad related material because, damnit, I just don’t care. What do I look like, a tech blogger? Please. Anyway, I am posting this video of Pee-Wee Herman with an iPad because, well, I didn’t know he still made videos. Just don’t expect too much in the way of comedic relief, because there isn’t any. Of course, if you read Geekologie regularly, you should be used to it. Wait, did I just — gotdamnit. Pee-wee Gets An iPad! [funnyordie] Thanks to Reverend Faux and Joe Soap, who both know today’s secret word.

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I’ve Seen It All Now: Pee-Wee Gets An iPad

You know that show The Soup that cuts down a day’s worth of teletubes to a 30 minute show? Well now there’s one for the interwebs. Web Soup premieres tonight on G4 at 9PM eastern and highlights the best shit on the internut. Plus, it’s partially written by Anticlown loyalist and all around captain badass Jonah Ray . Who, I can attest, once joked the tits off a witch. Now I know what you’re thinking — and no, I didn’t get paid for this. I’m just hoping that, if I play my cards right, Olivia Munn’s ass meets my hand. YOU WILL RETURN MY EMAILS! Official Site

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In case Geekologie is the only site on the interweb you visit (good for you), David Carradine, best known for his role as Shaolin priest Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu and Bill in the Kill Bill series, was found dead by alleged hanging in his hotel room in Bangkok. He was 72. Carradine was in Bangkok to shoot a movie and had been staying at the hotel since Tuesday. In all, he appeared in more than 100 feature films with such directors as Martin Scorsese, Ingmar Bergman and Hal Ashby. One of his prominent early film roles was as singer Woody Guthrie in Ashby’s 1976 biopic “Bound for Glory.” Hi-ya, David, hi-ya . R.I.P. Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok [yahoonews] Thanks to Gem, Rosswell, Steven, Freddy and Matthew, who have all taken the day off to partake in a Kung Fu marathon.

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Awh, Damnit: David Carradine Found Dead