This is the Anliker McLaren SLR 999 Red Gold Dream. It started as a Mercedes SLR McLaren , but apparently after you do so much gaudy shit to something you get to rename it. You and I will now refer to it as the USS Boobooprise. It was created under the watchful retarded eye of Swiss entrepreneur Ueli Anliker, who clearly has no concept of class, or fear of being blinded while driving. The garish body has 25 layers of red paint with 5kg of gold dust worked into it. Each of the car’s wheels are covered in 24 carat gold as are the headlights and door sills And the car’s supercharged 5.4-litre engine has had power boosted from 640bhp to 999bhp - giving it a top speed of more than 210mph. Inside, there are jewelled indicators, a gold-trimmed interior and steering wheel and ruby-covered switchgear. In total there are more than 600 rubies within the car’s interior, which would have cost around 300,000 [~$470K] before the staggering overhaul. Mr Anliker is now selling the Mercedes with a ‘minimum’ price-tag of 7 million [~$11-million] - making it the world’s most expensive vehicle for sale on the open market. *spitting Carnation Instant Breakfast* $11-million?! WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?! How anyone who’s clearly such a piss-poor decision maker has been able to make money in this world is blowing my mind right now. I mean, sure, maybe I have a pair of panties hanging from my rearview, but come on, that’s classy . “And the skull gearshift knob?” The shrunken head of an enemy. Hit the jump for a bunch more of the WTFery plus a video.

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Man Transforms Mercedes McLaren Into Giant POS

I actually posted The Deli Garage’s food spraypaint last year , but that was before they were advertising the shit WITH GOLDEN CHICKENS . Which — you think they lay golden eggs? God, where were you on this, McDonalds? Just think: “Strike it rich in taste this fall with our all-new golden nuggets !” That one was free, the rest are gonna cost you….IN McRIBS. The tasteless (both kinds!) paint comes in gold, silver, pink and blue and costs $35 a can. Wait — $35 A CAN?! Craft glitter it is. Hit the jump for a couple more delicious-looking metallic treats and a link to the product page.

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No Longer Just Huffable: Edible Spraypaint

This is a gallery of a bunch of bling created by jeweler nOir for DC Comics . That’s the Gotham City ring there, but there’s a ton of other stuff after the jump. They’ve got all sorts of rings , bracelets and necklaces and prices range from ~$50 to several hundred depending on the piece. No, I’m not getting paid to post this. Most of it blows. See? Just kidding, it’s actually alright, particularly the Catwoman and Wonder Woman stuff. The Supergirl stuff sucks though but I’m pretty sure Shaq just bought it all anyways so no biggie. Hit the jump for 16 more pieces from the collections in this order: Batgirl, Catwoman, Supergirl and Wonder Woman. Oh, plus a bonus t-rex ring they make that it’s not too late to buy me for Christmas.

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A Gallery For The Ladies: DC Comics Jewelry

This gold and diamond encrusted Mario pendant recently sold on eBay for the low, low price of $2,600. Yes I bought it! Which is exactly why I didn’t post it until after the deal was done. I can’t have you stealin’ my blang! What did I get for my hard-earned cashmoney?: Total Carat Weight: 4.25CT Metal Type: 10K Solid Yellow Gold Gemstone: Natural Diamond Stone Clarity: SI Stone Color: Black, blue, canary, & white Stone Cut: Round Setting: pave Weight: 31.60 Grams Width: 2 Inches Length: 3.25 Inches Note: Mario Design. Okay, I know I said I bought it earlier, but the thing is I lied. You see, I don’t have two arcade tokens to rub together, let alone a couple extra G’s. What do I look like, I’m rich? Haha, no, not all the handsome people are rich. eBay Auction (seller has other gamer jewelry as well) via Diamond coated Mario can be yours for $2600 [yahoopluggedin] Thanks to Jay, who considered buying it but decided to hold out for Toad.

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Gamer Bling: Gold & Diamond Mario Pendant