Note: Uncensored pictures after the jump cannot be unseen. I wasn’t going to post this because 1. I eat a lot of sushi and 2. it’s f***ing disgusting and is gonna give me nightmares FO SHO, but I’m getting the tip so much I figured I might as well. Standards: mine are incredibly low. So yeah, a shark with a single eye in the middle of its head. What’s your take, Indy? “It belongs in a freakshow museum!” According to the Pisces Fleet Sportsfishing blog, this one-eyed bull shark fetus was removed from a mother caught in Mexico’s Sea of Cortez. Apparently shark researcher Felipe Galvan Magaa is now examining this monocular specimen. I’m not sure what shark researcher Felipe Galvan Magana is going to find out, but my guess is that the X-Men’s Cyclops has a mermaid fetish and recently chartered a boat. Hit the jump for two uncensored shots that shouldn’t be viewed before, during or after eating.

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Cyclops Shark With Eye In Middle Of Face

Dragan Stevic (who you can probably already tell is a badass because his name’s pronounced f***in’ DRAGON ), a wasted Serbian tourist (is there any other way to vacation?!) at Egypt’s Sharm el-Sheikh managed to take down a shark that had already killed one person and injured four others in the seaside tourist town by landing on it after drunkenly throwing himself off a high-dive. OMG — PLEASE tell me you teach classes in heroism! ” Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump . There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it”…”Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”… The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above). At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. *tearing Harry Potter poster off wall* Sorry Hair, but somebody’s got a new favorite hero. Yeah, a real one. Plus his name rhymes with Dragon. Powers? He doesn’t need any, he just gets shitcanned all the time. *GW’s eyes turn into little hearts* Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs [mina] Thanks to clarazinet and derzulu, who both know the best way to dispatch a shark is a well-placed blow on the nose.

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Drunk Man Kills Shark By Jumping On Head

This is an artist’s rendition (INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY, GOD! ) of Leviathan melvillei , a 12-million year old sperm whale that used to snack on other whales thanks to it’s powerful jaws and foot-long teeth . ZOMG — imagine the damage you could do at In-N-Out with those things! “This is a pretty exciting discovery,” says Erich Fitzgerald, a vertebrate paleontologist at Museum Victoria in Melbourne, Australia. Leviathan represents “one thing we don’t have in the oceans today — a macropredator, a hypercarnivorous whale.” Modern sperm whales feed largely on invertebrates such as giant squid, but have been known to feed on fish and other creatures as well. The extremely robust, deeply-rooted structure of Leviathan’s teeth strongly suggests that the creature fed on large, presumably struggling bony prey like sharks do. The whale was named in honor of Herman Melville, the author of Moby-Dick , which, no lie, was actually based on ancient tales (I’m like thousands of years old) of my white whale. So technically it should be called Leviathan gwmegapeen , but I’ll let it slide. JUST THIS ONCE. Ancient Whale + Killer Shark = Hypercarnivorous Whale [wired] Thanks to Mr Geek, Christian, Matty, Grace, Jennaiii, Divo, and Sam K, who would have trained the whales to be ridden and looted Atlantis.

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