You know what the biggest problem with nightvision cameras is? They make your sex tape look like shit. If I wanted to see two green, googly-eyed aliens having sex I’d buy a telescope and point it at the moon ( oh they’re there) . Enter the COLOR nightvision camera — heralding a new age in nightvision sex videos. Please note: 20-minute shots of your b-hole still not cool. GET A TRIPOD, CECIL B. DePERVERT! The Nanosystem Research Division of AIST (National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology Japan), recently showed off a new camera that…makes use of highly sensitive infrared technology that allows it to capture real-time color video in darkness. Using advanced algorithms to analyze reflected wavelengths from objects of different colors, the camera is able to fill the images with colors instead of the usual monochrome green color we’ve come to expect from night vision cameras. The camera is still in development stage yet, but there are plans to turn it into a commercial device for sale to the public by the end of 2011… God, just imagine if this technology had existed back in ‘04 when Paris Hilton filmed her sextape. It would STILL be entirely unwatchable! Which brings me to my point: it’s all about angles and positions, folks. Trust me, I studied sex film in college (read: pretended I was asleep and taped my roommate masturbating). Video explanation of the technology after the jump if you’re interested.

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Finally, A Color Nightvision Video Camera

In the words and little-old-lady inflection of my favorite substitute teacher, Ms. Gitland, “different strokes for different folks, whatever floats your boat.” That was the moral of the story she told about how her daughter lives in Bumf***, New Mexico and grows a bunch of weed but doesn’t bother anybody so what’s the harm. God intermediate Spanish was the shit . Plus when she wasn’t looking we moved the clock forward so she’d let us out 15-minutes early. Did I mention at some point she wet her sweatpants? Because you could see it AND smell it. Ol’ lady pee. Creepy fetish tie-in? I’m counting it! Blowup latex alien costumes. They’re…creepy. “But GW, you’ve got no room to talk — aren’t you the one that lusts after dinos?” NO RIGHT NOW I’M LUSTING AFTER YOU SHUTTING YOUR STUPID MOUTH. I do though, you’re right. Should my own perversions stop me from judging others? Probably . But do they? Absolutely not. Now I know what you’re thinking, “ZOMG — you should start selling “GW Is Judging You” bracelets! And you know what? That might actually be the smartest thing you’ve ever said. Just don’t let it go to your head, GWIJY . Best Fetish Ever: Latex Alien Costumes [gearfuse] Thanks to Kooter Pooter, who, wow — I’ve never felt so dirty copy/pasting a name before.

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Another Day, Another Creepy Fetish: Blow-Up Latex Alien Costumes

Is there anything sexier than a grandma strip-dancin’ ? Yes, every single thing in the world including being compacted to death in the back of a garbage truck. But for the six of you out there that are into crimes against nature , there’s the $115 Cushion-Grip Security Pole Mobility Aid. How about a review? The user needs this device to assist in getting in and out of bed safely. It has a nice cushion grip, is attractive, and easy to install. It is not as sturdy as I would have hoped it would be. It wiggles a bit in the middle and that makes me a bit nervous. But I like a little wiggle in the middle! No, no I don’t either. I like zero wiggles. Still, you’ve got to admit the thought of a grandma seductively gyrating her sloopy ass off the shitter does get you hot and bothered. No? Just cold and throwy uppy? Oh. Product Site Thanks to Eric-tile, who may or may not volunteer at a nursing home.

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Sexy Time!: Stripper Poles For The Elderly

Let’s not kid ourselves: you can’t watch mixed martial arts without getting aroused. So why not move those amorous feelings to the bedroom with a cage fighting bed? I can’t think of a good reason (well, besides the $1250 price tag). Pillow fight! Crafted from poplar hardwood poles, MDF frame with steel undercarriage bed supports. With the use of actual fencing, 9 gauge 6 core centers, foam padded rails and synthetic leather covers, this will last forever, just like the real deal. MDF Stairs include replica diamond plating Throwdown Anvil detail. Looking to get this bed for someone other than the little guy or gal? In addition to Twin, we have Full, Queen and King size as well! Oh man, this reminds me of the first time I walked in on my roommate having sex. Get it?! Because he was with another dude. Plus there was a ref. Product Site Thanks to BooGT, who [insert something about a rear naked choke-hold].

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Let’s Get It On!: MMA ‘Throwdown’ Caged Bed

About sex than a dino orgy ? There aren’t any . Are you getting this, the birds and bees ?! Your shit doesn’t even make sense! I’ve NEVER seen a bird and bee do it. The closest I’ve come is one wasp making sweet, stingy love to another, much deader wasp in the window sill. And one may have actually been a hornet! Hit the jump for more dino-on-dino action (this time in a conga line!).

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What Better Way To Teach Your Children…

Because the first one was kind of crappy looking, Avatar tattoo guy decided to take another stab at it and got Neytiri #2 on his opposite shoulder . Per some of his wall posts: thats 2 tattoos out of 6 4 more to go this year and next year will be the back ground this was 5 hrs of pain this one hurt but worth it hoping if i can to have them all done by the re release of the movie in late summer you look at this tat in person dam the detail is something else he did a excillent job well m,e i have never seen a movie more than once EVER in theatre except avatar and would watch it every day all day if i could i can watch this all day and night dam shes gorgious So you’re going for six, huh? Too bad I already have eight! I AM THE NA’VI TATTOO KING! Plus I was born with them so you know I’m the chosen one. Chosen for what is anybody’s guess, but I’m going with jury duty . Wait — gotdamnit. Hit it for a bunch more shots of the different strokes for different folks.

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One’s Never Enough: Guy’s 2nd Avatar Tattoo

NOTE : Immensely homoerotic commercial is after the jump. I’ve been watching it on repeat. Remember the Shake Weight , the only piece of exercise equipment than can guarantee you’ll be able to milk a bull 4x faster with only six minutes of use a day? Well originally it was only targeted at the womens . But not any more — now there’s a men’s model! I ordered two last week, one for each hand, and admittedly: I can already feel the difference. Mostly because I tore my penis off. Hit it for the commercial but, WARNING: It’s gonna make you hotter than a volcano.

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The Shake Weight: Not Just For Women!

Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I’m with you — I don’t even care about the cleanliness aspect . And for $6.50 you can do whatever you want to with him! Each soap is hand detailed for greater clarity with matte and metallic pigments. These are made one at a time, with A LOT of love. COOLEST SOAP EVER!! #fact 100% Fragrance-free and ultra gentle on skin. Made with pure olive oil, shea butter and aloe vera. Count me in! I just ordered a bar and I plan on convincing a friend it’s chocolate . Oh man, can you imagine the look on his face when he bites in and finds out it’s actually soap?! The look of losing a friend. One more shot and a link to the product page after the jump.

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You Washed My Unmentionables While You Were Frozen! Han Solo In Carbonite Soap

Okay, so here’s the gameplan: you run to the bank for singles while I stuff my pants with chicken . One two three, BREAK! Geekologie’s Facebook Page Thanks to Jonathan and Julien, who don’t send tips as much as post them on Geekologie’s Facebook page. Hey I know, that tip form can be tricky.

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So Hot: The Sexiest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

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Genius Website: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich