The female g-spot: much like a fountain of youth or an all-you-can-eat buffet where the other patrons aren’t so fat that you’re too disgusted to eat, men have spent centuries trying to find one. And now penis doctor urologist Amichai Kilchevsky adds his two cents to the growing amount of skepticism about a mythical come-button. Based on a review of 96 published studies, an Israeli and American research team came to one conclusion. “Without a doubt, a discreet anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist,” said Dr. Amichai Kilchevsky, a urology resident at Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut, and lead author of the review, published Jan. 12 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Kilchevsky conceded the work is not “1,000 percent conclusive,” allowing that other scientists could one day find something his team missed. But they would need new technology to do it, he said. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! Sorry Amichai, but anybody calling themselves a doctor who uses phrases like “1,000 percent conclusive” can’t be trusted. Sucks too because I was really hoping there wasn’t a g-spot. Oh well, looks like it’s back to studying the vagina map my friend drew for me in middle school! Now if my calculations are correct, then this X should mark the spot. “Your maps upside down.” So…. “So that would be her b-hole.” B -hole, G -spot — I think I’m getting warmer! G-Spot Does Not Exist, ‘Without A Doubt,’ Say Researchers [huffingtonpost] Thanks to PYY, who doesn’t care if there’s a g-spot or not just so long as she can… you know — O_O

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Just check out this hot little number. Pretty schmexy right? WRONG! She needs to eat a damn cheeseburger is what she needs to do. Well, that, AND NOT BE A DUDE. Haha — and you were looking at him! That makes you at least half gay right now. Andrej Pejic, a man with no breasts at all, is the star of a lingerie ad campaign promoting push-up bras. Modeling for Dutch company Hema, Pejic wears the brand’s Mega Push-Up Bra (just 20 euros!) underneath two different v-neck dresses. Pejic’s agent, Joseph Tenni, told Frockwriter, “It’s revolutionary… I’ve never known a man to do a women’s lingerie campaign before. Sadly, I don’t need a push-up bra to give the illusion of breasts. Or anything really, because they’re not an illusion . Most of the time I wish they were, but whenever I look down, nope, there they are — right on the cusp between a B and a C. Andrej Pejic Models Push-Up Bras For Hema [huffingtonpost] Thanks to Princess Yum-Yum, who has large au naturel taytays that could make a Geekologie Writer weep. It’s true too, I’m crying — HARD.

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Karmasheetra is a 19.99 (~$32) bedsheet that shows you how to GET. IT. ON. Before you go running out to buy one though: you have to have two people . Otherwise you’re just doing yoga . Just slap your ass, hands and knees on the numbers corresponding to the particular position you’ve chosen, and presto!, you’re not disappointing your lover for once. Kidding, of course you still are . I actually bought one before reading the directions and thought you were supposed to play it like Twister. I wound up banging the back of my own knee. I’m not really proud of it, but I DID just tell you, so obviously I’m not really that ashamed either. Hit the jump for one more shot and a link to the product page.

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Karmasheetra: Color-Coded How To Get It On

Paleontologists in Canada have discovered a treasure trove of dinosaur feathers (I know — it’s still hard for me to believe too) trapped in amber that should shed some light on the evolution of feathered animals, and, God unwilling but let’s totally do it anyways, the potential cloning of my smexy reptilian brethren. A team of scientists from the University of Alberta believes the feathers, 11 in total, are from the Late Cretaceous period, which spanned 99 million to 66 million years ago. Discoveries of dinosaur feathers have helped reshape the public’s perception of the extinct creatures. Gone are the days when dinosaur skin was thought of as solely scaly. “You can kind of track where the science is going by just looking at contemporary culture,” Dr. Norell said. “If you look at the original Jurassic Park film, all the dinosaurs looked like crocodiles. And today, you look at the most recent incarnations of them, and lots of them are fluffy.” Whoa whoa whoa — fluffy dinosaurs?! THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. But mostly just what I picture when I masturbate. Let’s clone ‘dem beeches already. Alberta’s dinosaur feathers have paleontologists all atwitter [theglobeandmail] Thanks to Melissa, who cloned a pterodactyl and trained it as a winged mount but apparently they don’t understand power lines.

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Picture related: sexy-time. One look at me and it may come as no surprise, but according to a recent study by an international team of scientists , there’s even more evidence early humans and neanderthals made sweet, sweet love together (okay truthfully it probably wasn’t that sweet, but still). …a small part of the human X chromosome, which originates from Neanderthals, is present in about nine per cent of individuals from outside of Africa. They found that many people from across all continents except for sub-Saharan Africa shared a piece of DNA called a haplotype with Neanderthals. Labuda says this haplotype was most likely introduced to the human genome when modern humans were making their way out of Africa and settling in other parts of the planet. He estimates “intimate contact” between humans and Neanderthals took place in the Middle East 50,000 to 70,000 years ago. Interestingly, “intimate contact” between a human and a stuffed animal t-rex took place in the bedroom 12-14 hours ago. Coincidence? You be the judge. Unless you’re gonna sweep my room with a blacklight to collect evidence in which case I’d like to opt out of that. Humans, Neanderthals got it on [cbcnews] (props for using “got it on”. I used that one in my previous article on the same subject) Thanks to Matt G, whose ancestors were all powerful wizards. Jelly!

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You know what the biggest problem with nightvision cameras is? They make your sex tape look like shit. If I wanted to see two green, googly-eyed aliens having sex I’d buy a telescope and point it at the moon ( oh they’re there) . Enter the COLOR nightvision camera — heralding a new age in nightvision sex videos. Please note: 20-minute shots of your b-hole still not cool. GET A TRIPOD, CECIL B. DePERVERT! The Nanosystem Research Division of AIST (National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology Japan), recently showed off a new camera that…makes use of highly sensitive infrared technology that allows it to capture real-time color video in darkness. Using advanced algorithms to analyze reflected wavelengths from objects of different colors, the camera is able to fill the images with colors instead of the usual monochrome green color we’ve come to expect from night vision cameras. The camera is still in development stage yet, but there are plans to turn it into a commercial device for sale to the public by the end of 2011… God, just imagine if this technology had existed back in ‘04 when Paris Hilton filmed her sextape. It would STILL be entirely unwatchable! Which brings me to my point: it’s all about angles and positions, folks. Trust me, I studied sex film in college (read: pretended I was asleep and taped my roommate masturbating). Video explanation of the technology after the jump if you’re interested.

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Finally, A Color Nightvision Video Camera

In the words and little-old-lady inflection of my favorite substitute teacher, Ms. Gitland, “different strokes for different folks, whatever floats your boat.” That was the moral of the story she told about how her daughter lives in Bumf***, New Mexico and grows a bunch of weed but doesn’t bother anybody so what’s the harm. God intermediate Spanish was the shit . Plus when she wasn’t looking we moved the clock forward so she’d let us out 15-minutes early. Did I mention at some point she wet her sweatpants? Because you could see it AND smell it. Ol’ lady pee. Creepy fetish tie-in? I’m counting it! Blowup latex alien costumes. They’re…creepy. “But GW, you’ve got no room to talk — aren’t you the one that lusts after dinos?” NO RIGHT NOW I’M LUSTING AFTER YOU SHUTTING YOUR STUPID MOUTH. I do though, you’re right. Should my own perversions stop me from judging others? Probably . But do they? Absolutely not. Now I know what you’re thinking, “ZOMG — you should start selling “GW Is Judging You” bracelets! And you know what? That might actually be the smartest thing you’ve ever said. Just don’t let it go to your head, GWIJY . Best Fetish Ever: Latex Alien Costumes [gearfuse] Thanks to Kooter Pooter, who, wow — I’ve never felt so dirty copy/pasting a name before.

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Another Day, Another Creepy Fetish: Blow-Up Latex Alien Costumes

Is there anything sexier than a grandma strip-dancin’ ? Yes, every single thing in the world including being compacted to death in the back of a garbage truck. But for the six of you out there that are into crimes against nature , there’s the $115 Cushion-Grip Security Pole Mobility Aid. How about a review? The user needs this device to assist in getting in and out of bed safely. It has a nice cushion grip, is attractive, and easy to install. It is not as sturdy as I would have hoped it would be. It wiggles a bit in the middle and that makes me a bit nervous. But I like a little wiggle in the middle! No, no I don’t either. I like zero wiggles. Still, you’ve got to admit the thought of a grandma seductively gyrating her sloopy ass off the shitter does get you hot and bothered. No? Just cold and throwy uppy? Oh. Product Site Thanks to Eric-tile, who may or may not volunteer at a nursing home.

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Sexy Time!: Stripper Poles For The Elderly

Let’s not kid ourselves: you can’t watch mixed martial arts without getting aroused. So why not move those amorous feelings to the bedroom with a cage fighting bed? I can’t think of a good reason (well, besides the $1250 price tag). Pillow fight! Crafted from poplar hardwood poles, MDF frame with steel undercarriage bed supports. With the use of actual fencing, 9 gauge 6 core centers, foam padded rails and synthetic leather covers, this will last forever, just like the real deal. MDF Stairs include replica diamond plating Throwdown Anvil detail. Looking to get this bed for someone other than the little guy or gal? In addition to Twin, we have Full, Queen and King size as well! Oh man, this reminds me of the first time I walked in on my roommate having sex. Get it?! Because he was with another dude. Plus there was a ref. Product Site Thanks to BooGT, who [insert something about a rear naked choke-hold].

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Let’s Get It On!: MMA ‘Throwdown’ Caged Bed

About sex than a dino orgy ? There aren’t any . Are you getting this, the birds and bees ?! Your shit doesn’t even make sense! I’ve NEVER seen a bird and bee do it. The closest I’ve come is one wasp making sweet, stingy love to another, much deader wasp in the window sill. And one may have actually been a hornet! Hit the jump for more dino-on-dino action (this time in a conga line!).

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