Yves Bhar (who is in an epic struggle with Marc Newson to claim the title of “sexiest industrial designer alive”) designed this vibrator. It looks like a Miyazaki cartoon creature. The Form 2 takes a two-pronged approach to the vibrator, giving its user what they’re calling “Sensation in Stereo.” The “ears” can be positioned independently like a Gumby action figure for maximum, um, range, and the entire thing is made from phthalate-free platinum silicone to be completely waterproof. There’s even a cute iPod-esque docking station for charging and it can operate UP TO SEVEN HOURS on a single charge. A New Vibrator by Yves Behar Arouses Our Interest Previously: Duke University official concerned that sex toy study will make … Boing Boing: iBuzz iPod vibrator Boing Boing: Vibrator history, from “hysterics” therapy to … Boing Boing: Build notes for USB/Bluetooth/UDP/TCPIP vibrator Boing Boing: HOWTO convert Atari joystick into a vibrator Supreme Court denies Alabama women mechanically induced orgasms … Boing Boing: Vibrators Powered by Telco Phone Line Current Quack back massager from 1930 - Boing Boing Interview with author of Love & Sex With Robots - Boing Boing Sex gadget expose on Mississippi tv news (where they're illegal … Boing Boing: Kitschy stealth sex toy disguised as cellphone Boing Boing: Guide to unsafe sex products

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Yves Bhar’s seven-hour vibrator

Remember that 22-year old chick that was auctioning off her virginity ? Well the winning $3.8 million was placed by an Australian real estate mogul. Unfortunately, he’s bailing out of the deal. Why? His wife won’t let him do it! Natalie Dylan (not her real name) admitted the deal had fallen through. Last week, she got a phone call from the rogue Romeo, a 38-year-old Australian real-estate businessman, who said he had to back out. “I told him to go back into marriage therapy,” sniped Dylan. The Aussie cad then sheepishly asked for his $250,000 deposit back. Dylan said no hard feelings; it would be returned. That’s just like a wife to go and not let her husband bang some 22-year old virgin. I swear, women . ‘DEFLOWER DEAL’ GUY PULLS OUT [nypost] Thanks to 42 y/o undead warlock, who doesn’t have to pay for sex because he creates busty nymphs with his undead warlock powers. Oh oh, make me one!

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Still A Virgin: Sale Of Purity Falls Through

“Check out what happens when Mr. Overstuffed decides to give a “full interview” to a hot colonial number named Tawny!” I thought “chair porn” was obscenely-priced fare from Herman Miller. I was wrong. It’s also photos of suggestively-positioned furniture.* FurniturePorn ’s design is wonderfully atrocious, as are the quality and clarify of the photos. My biggest gripe: not nearly enough content and zero video (hint hint). The captions tell you all you have to know… “It’s a beautiful day… for hot gay teen lawn chair slut humpin’!” “Baby did a bad, bad thing.” “I think deep down you want to be punished.” Yes, it is. Yes, he/she did. And, yes, he/she sure does! *Yes, I realize Mark posted this 9 years ago . It’s worth revisiting. Update : NSFW ( thanks Inverse Square! )

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Hot Chair On Chair Action: SFW (Kinda)

If you love sex but can’t find the perfect furniture to do it on, get the Tantra Chair. The web site has a very graphic, NSFW guide on different positions you can try on it. It’s $1199, but the things you’ll experience on it are priceless. Product page

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Tantra chair, for people who love sex

Dripping candle is dripping. But seriously, I’ve been looking for a way to spice up the ol’ love life, and my hand doesn’t go numb anymore. So I’ve been thinking about ordering a hooker . I guess what I’m getting at is this: as a natural-born pyromaniac, is bring a flame into the bedroom safe? And, if so, what do you guys recommend? UPDATE : Hello, 911? YEAH — THERE IS A HOOKER ON FIRE IN MY APARTMENT! My name? My name is *click* Candle Fail [failblog] via In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins [gizmodo]

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Asleep At The Keyboard: Candle 1, Laptop 0