The female g-spot: much like a fountain of youth or an all-you-can-eat buffet where the other patrons aren’t so fat that you’re too disgusted to eat, men have spent centuries trying to find one. And now penis doctor urologist Amichai Kilchevsky adds his two cents to the growing amount of skepticism about a mythical come-button. Based on a review of 96 published studies, an Israeli and American research team came to one conclusion. “Without a doubt, a discreet anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist,” said Dr. Amichai Kilchevsky, a urology resident at Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut, and lead author of the review, published Jan. 12 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Kilchevsky conceded the work is not “1,000 percent conclusive,” allowing that other scientists could one day find something his team missed. But they would need new technology to do it, he said. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! Sorry Amichai, but anybody calling themselves a doctor who uses phrases like “1,000 percent conclusive” can’t be trusted. Sucks too because I was really hoping there wasn’t a g-spot. Oh well, looks like it’s back to studying the vagina map my friend drew for me in middle school! Now if my calculations are correct, then this X should mark the spot. “Your maps upside down.” So…. “So that would be her b-hole.” B -hole, G -spot — I think I’m getting warmer! G-Spot Does Not Exist, ‘Without A Doubt,’ Say Researchers [huffingtonpost] Thanks to PYY, who doesn’t care if there’s a g-spot or not just so long as she can… you know — O_O

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"Experts": ‘Without A Doubt’ There Is No G-Spot

I’m dancing, I’m dancing! This video is all over the tubes and I was trying to avoid posting it but now I’m afraid I won’t stop getting the tip unless I do (and probably still will so I really don’t know why I’m doing this besides accidentally drinking decaf this morning). So here it is: a video of a motorcycle crash after which the two bikes intertwine their handlebars and make sweet, sweet circular love. “Yeaaaaaaah, that’s not how motorcycles do it.” Yes it is too. “You don’t know anything about sex, do you?” Yes huh I do! An older kid on the bus said it was like shooting fireworks out of your pecker. “And you believed him?!” Would I have sprayed my pubes with flame-retardant if I didn’t? “That’s hairspray.” I’m rockin’ a new ‘do! Hit the jump for the have seen video.

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Motorcycle Crash And Subsequent Bike Dance

Give a hoot, don’t pollute go blind, click HERE to see the entire giant-ass chart. There’s nothing more beautiful than a strong, female character. Unfortunately, in this misogynistic world in which we live there aren’t neaaaaarly enough. Now I know what you ladies are thinking, and no, Bella the vampire-babymaker doesn’t count. She’s actually the worst female character ever invented excluding all my ex-girlfriends. Who, for the record, could suck the life-blood out of a mortal man twice as fast. Mr. Nice Guy over here! Anyway, this is the flowchart of female character design. Some more info: This flowchart focuses on the one- and two-dimensional female characters we see over and over again in modern fiction. The graphic does not include every type of female character that has ever existed, but I did my best to focus on the most important tropes. Some of the listed tropes might be considered crazy-sexist, and others represent more positive stereotypes. The tropes are subjective, and they exist on a continuum of sexism. Consider Family Guy’s Lois Griffin (who falls under the category of “Perfect Wife”). Lois isn’t a particularly complex female character, and the idea of a fun-loving sexpot wife who stands by her man no matter what he does is kinda-sorta sexist, in that this character is a fantasy fetish figure tailor-made for adolescent male audiences. But as far as sitcom housewives go, I’d much prefer to watch a Lois-type character than a classic sitcom shrew like Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond . At least Lois represents a more positive (and sex-positive) stereotype. If you’re a writer and you find that one of your characters fits one of the categories on this chart, there’s no need to panic (or start yelling at me)! Two-dimensional characters are the backbone of fiction, especially fantasy fiction and most comedies. However, if you find that all or most of your main male protagonists are well-developed and all or most of your female characters are not, you should probably start worrying a little. (Chris Nolan.) When you get to the “love interests” section of this chart, be aware that it refers primarily to heterosexual relationships. It’s not that I’m trying to be heteronormative; it’s that, hey, we’re talking about modern pop culture here. How often do you see homosexual rom/coms or long-term lesbian relationships on TV or in the movies? (Porn doesn’t count.) The exception, of course, is The Wire , but then Kima and her girlfriend were obviously well-developed strong female characters who wouldn’t be found in this flowchart in the first place. Obviously , this chart in no way applies that there aren’t male stereotypes out there in the pop culture ether. There are. Obviously . But it seems like Hollywood has a significantly harder time writing non-stereotypical female characters than male ones, so I made this chart to help out. Wow lady, way to NOT lose my interest, amirite?! Just sayin’, did anybody else read all that? Because I actually did. And not just to prove that I can read long things like a grownup, but that’s probably the most words I’ve ever read that weren’t printed on the back of a cereal box. I like the ones that are just mazes! The Female Character Flowchart [overthinkingit] Thanks to Laura, who IS a strong female character. Oh yeah? *flexing abs — okay, mushing rolls together* PUNCH ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN!

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Go Womens!: The Female Character Flowchart

Let’s not kid ourselves: you can’t watch mixed martial arts without getting aroused. So why not move those amorous feelings to the bedroom with a cage fighting bed? I can’t think of a good reason (well, besides the $1250 price tag). Pillow fight! Crafted from poplar hardwood poles, MDF frame with steel undercarriage bed supports. With the use of actual fencing, 9 gauge 6 core centers, foam padded rails and synthetic leather covers, this will last forever, just like the real deal. MDF Stairs include replica diamond plating Throwdown Anvil detail. Looking to get this bed for someone other than the little guy or gal? In addition to Twin, we have Full, Queen and King size as well! Oh man, this reminds me of the first time I walked in on my roommate having sex. Get it?! Because he was with another dude. Plus there was a ref. Product Site Thanks to BooGT, who [insert something about a rear naked choke-hold].

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Let’s Get It On!: MMA ‘Throwdown’ Caged Bed

This is a list somebody wrote allegedly explaining why geeks make superior lovers (which is 100% true). Some of the reasons I agree with, but most of it sounds like it was written by someone who’s never seen a vagina before (is it true they look like baby crocodiles?!). 1. we’re more curious than the rest of the population. 2. We’re hackers by trade, so we are open to trying new things. 3. We produce things for ordinary users, so we’re more attuned to producing an orgasm in our partner then the rest of the population. 4. We use technology to help get you in the mood even before you arrive. 5. We’re more likely to mute our telephone, and turn down the volume on the computer so incoming IM’s don’t make a sound. We’re also used to not answering the telephone, instead preferring asynchronous means of communications. 6. We watch a lot of porn, so we know a lot of positions. This means we’re open to trying them all. 7. Geeks multitask. So we pleasure multiple erogenous zones in our partners… kissing, f***ing, tweaking and rubbing all at the same time. 8. We are more available. We can fix your vibrator when we’re not. Other people are not gonna steal us. We’re smart, and increasingly, we’re rich. 9. We’re sensitive to your needs. We learn this by spending way too much time with google analytics, nagios, server load times and iO rates. 10. Finally, we’re geeks. Girls prefer jocks. So we will go out of our way to be special to you. I’m pretty sure I could easily come up with a more convincing list. And I’m not just saying that because I’m probably definitely the most accomplished lover in the room, but I’ve never let my partner down. Sat on it a few times, sure, but never let it down. Have I, Rosie? Rosie?! Oh come on — TAKE THE OVEN MITT OFF AND TALK TO ME! Why geeks rock at sex [askmygirlfriend] Thanks to Brandon, who’s won the World’s Greatest Lover contest three years running and has the novelty coffee mugs to prove it (you bought them at the beach, didn’t you?).

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Whew — after an unquestionably robot-related catastrophic failure yesterday, Geekologie is back and ready to dance . Here, I’ll lead. And by lead I mean stand on your shoes while you shuffle me around the dance floor like a little girl. Okay, now make me fly like Baby at the end of ‘Dirty Dancing’. Whoa — whoa — wheeeeeeeeeee!! *CRASH* Wow, that was definitely NOT the time of my life. These are pens explaining sex. Blogging magic — I’ve still got it. Hit the jump for more, better ones (damn yeah I’m going for that extra click. DO IT!).

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I’m Learning!: Ballpoint Pens Explain Sex

Yves Bhar (who is in an epic struggle with Marc Newson to claim the title of “sexiest industrial designer alive”) designed this vibrator. It looks like a Miyazaki cartoon creature. The Form 2 takes a two-pronged approach to the vibrator, giving its user what they’re calling “Sensation in Stereo.” The “ears” can be positioned independently like a Gumby action figure for maximum, um, range, and the entire thing is made from phthalate-free platinum silicone to be completely waterproof. There’s even a cute iPod-esque docking station for charging and it can operate UP TO SEVEN HOURS on a single charge. A New Vibrator by Yves Behar Arouses Our Interest Previously: Duke University official concerned that sex toy study will make … Boing Boing: iBuzz iPod vibrator Boing Boing: Vibrator history, from “hysterics” therapy to … Boing Boing: Build notes for USB/Bluetooth/UDP/TCPIP vibrator Boing Boing: HOWTO convert Atari joystick into a vibrator Supreme Court denies Alabama women mechanically induced orgasms … Boing Boing: Vibrators Powered by Telco Phone Line Current Quack back massager from 1930 - Boing Boing Interview with author of Love & Sex With Robots - Boing Boing Sex gadget expose on Mississippi tv news (where they're illegal … Boing Boing: Kitschy stealth sex toy disguised as cellphone Boing Boing: Guide to unsafe sex products

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Yves Bhar’s seven-hour vibrator

Remember that 22-year old chick that was auctioning off her virginity ? Well the winning $3.8 million was placed by an Australian real estate mogul. Unfortunately, he’s bailing out of the deal. Why? His wife won’t let him do it! Natalie Dylan (not her real name) admitted the deal had fallen through. Last week, she got a phone call from the rogue Romeo, a 38-year-old Australian real-estate businessman, who said he had to back out. “I told him to go back into marriage therapy,” sniped Dylan. The Aussie cad then sheepishly asked for his $250,000 deposit back. Dylan said no hard feelings; it would be returned. That’s just like a wife to go and not let her husband bang some 22-year old virgin. I swear, women . ‘DEFLOWER DEAL’ GUY PULLS OUT [nypost] Thanks to 42 y/o undead warlock, who doesn’t have to pay for sex because he creates busty nymphs with his undead warlock powers. Oh oh, make me one!

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Still A Virgin: Sale Of Purity Falls Through

“Check out what happens when Mr. Overstuffed decides to give a “full interview” to a hot colonial number named Tawny!” I thought “chair porn” was obscenely-priced fare from Herman Miller. I was wrong. It’s also photos of suggestively-positioned furniture.* FurniturePorn ’s design is wonderfully atrocious, as are the quality and clarify of the photos. My biggest gripe: not nearly enough content and zero video (hint hint). The captions tell you all you have to know… “It’s a beautiful day… for hot gay teen lawn chair slut humpin’!” “Baby did a bad, bad thing.” “I think deep down you want to be punished.” Yes, it is. Yes, he/she did. And, yes, he/she sure does! *Yes, I realize Mark posted this 9 years ago . It’s worth revisiting. Update : NSFW ( thanks Inverse Square! )

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Hot Chair On Chair Action: SFW (Kinda)

If you love sex but can’t find the perfect furniture to do it on, get the Tantra Chair. The web site has a very graphic, NSFW guide on different positions you can try on it. It’s $1199, but the things you’ll experience on it are priceless. Product page

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Tantra chair, for people who love sex