This is a life-size WALL-E model made entirely out of scrap metal . If we were in a fight, I would definitely be going for that Adam’s apple. Oooooooor in the opposite direction as fast as I can (I’m a sissy-boy). SCRAP-E here is for sale if you’re interested (I know you’re not — it’s cool) for $2,800. No word if he’s dumb enough to fall in love with the trashcan I drew googly eyes on, but you better believe I plan on dangling it over a volcano with fishing line to try to lure him in. THE ONE RING MUST BE DESTROYED. Hit the jump for a head-on shot that may or may yes have the ability to steal your soul.

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Way Too Meta For Me: A Scrap Metal WALL-E

Roongrojna Sangwongprisarn (damn I’d hate having to write that on top of all my homework), the 54-year old proprietor of Thailand’s four Ko Art Shops (that specialize in custom scrap metal creations, because you can do that now), went and built himself a tetanus-laden alien (although it does have a Predator-ish mouth ) motorcycle. This is it. It…looks like a great way to impale yourself on a giant metal alien head. Hit the jump for two more shots.

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Homemade ‘Alien’ Scrap Metal Motorcycle

A Chinese man who calls himself the ‘Steel Legend’ but whom I will only refer to now as Scrap-Metal Sally built this 5,000kg (11,000lb) Megatron tank from Transformers 2: Revenge of the Sith or whatever entirely out of junk and tetanus shots . Plus he had no schematics to work from except a couple pictures from the internet and the movie itself — which was probably a shaky bootleg filmed in the theater! Good lookin’, Sally! Granted I never actually saw Transformers 2 because the first one was enough for me to realize A) I would kill Autobots and Decepticons indiscriminately B) if another theater patron catches you peeing in your Coke cup and notifies the authorities an usher will try to kick you out and C) arguing there’s no way you were gonna spill because the cup was so big won’t get you off the hook. Oh yeah? Well I did spill so there! Also: the beans . That’s right — I popped a squat behind the curtain before the previews started! *calling health inspector* Hit the jump for six more shots, including a reference shot for comparison.

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Chinese Man Makes His Own Scrap-Megatron

This is an Optimus Prime statue spotted at the site of the 2008 Beijing Olympics aquatic center. He stands life-size and was built entirely out of 10,108 scrap car parts. How tall is life-size? Try 32-feet. Sure you could argue that’s not Optimus’ actual height, but then I’d remind you this is China we’re talking about and you should just be thankful he doesn’t have Voltron for a head. Hit the jump for a zoomy-outier shot with a better view of the Bird’s Nest in the background.

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China Builds Life-Size Scraptimus Prime