WARNING: Video will make you think less of Doc Brown. This is the followup to the previously posted Back to the Future themed teaser ad (because commercials can have teasers now) for electronics store Garbarino in Angentina. Except this one is longer. And, despite a relatively okay concept, is pretty sad. Dammit Doc — WTF do you think you’re doing?! “Just trying to make a buck.” Just trying to make a buck — go back to the future and steal a Sports Alamanac, shit! “It’s unethical.” No, ruining my perception of the great Dr. Emmet Brown, INVENTOR OF THE FLUX F***IN’ CAPACITOR is what’s unethical! Back me up, Marty. “Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?” Jesus, not this again. Hit the jump for the say it ain’t so, plus bonus fake press conference that’s even worse :/

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The Entire Doc Brown Electronics Commercial

Russian adult film star Anna Morgan (seen above, possibly named after that chick in The Ring) was paid $500,000 to get a tattoo on her natural DD breasts advertising a World of Warcraft gold-selling website. Ah, capitalism. Also, breast advertisement ever . The WoW Gold selling website, MyMMOShop.com has paid Russian porn star Anna Morgan to tattoo their company’s logo and website URL to her breasts. The company feels that her natural dd sized breasts will provide an ample space for the advertisement. Given the number of films porn stars tend to make in a year’s time, the tattoo should be seen many thousands of times. Anna has agreed not to alter the tattoo for at least two years. Wow, I don’t know what to say. This is simultaneously the most brilliant and saddest thing I’ve ever heard. I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry or try to motorboat my monitor. BWUBWUBWUBWWUB! I chose wisely. Porn Star Paid $500,000 To Tattoo Company URL & Logo To Her DD Breasts [newsguide] Thanks to Troy, who once ran a Snuggie ad on his junk. The rest, is history.

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WoW Gold Farming Website Pays $500K For Tattoo Ad On Adult Film Star’s Ample Chest

This is ninja boy (think Star Wars boy yet somehow remarkably sadder) filming himself out in the wilderness (read: the local park) pulling off some Rad to the power of Unhealthy ninja moves . It’s seven minutes long and BY NO MEANS should you piss away an entire seven minutes of your life watching it all (I did). But he does spice up his maneuvers, so you will want to skip around. And, for as much fun as I want to make of the poor bastard, he could probably kick my ass if I didn’t have laser blasters for eyes. But I do. Suck it, ninjard! Ninja Nerd [liveleak] Thanks to MoD, who could out-ninja like thirty ninja cats.

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Ninja Boy Could Use A Few More Lessons

I can honestly say I’m surprised the numbers for renaissance artists aren’t even lower . Because one time when I was substitute teaching for a class of fourth graders I asked who sculpted David and the only response was from a girl who asked if that was the one with the penis. I said yes and then they all started chanting I was gay. Ninja Turtles [xkcd] Thanks Andrew, who once cowabunga’ed two chicks at once in the Party Wagon.

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Not Surprised: Ninja Turtle Notoriety Charts