NASA Not To Revisit Moon After All, Orion, Constellation Programs Getting Scrapped

That’s right, would-be astronauts , you can forget about NASA ever sending you to the moon strapped to a giant rocket, cause that shit ain’t happening. Your only chance now is lassoing a moonicorn and barebacking that bitch to outerspace. Obama wants to end NASA’s moon program, turn over space transportation to commercial companies and jump-start technologies needed for future human exploration of Mars and other destinations, officials said on Monday. Obama’s budget ends work on the shuttle follow-on vehicle, known as Orion, as well as a pair of rockets developed to fly astronauts to the space station, the moon and other destinations in the solar system. Funds previously earmarked for the Constellation program, initially intended to return U.S. astronauts to the moon by 2020, instead would be used for research projects that include robotics and other technologies needed to prepare for an eventual human mission to Mars Privatizing space transportation? I don’t know how I feel about that besides GW’s ROCKET TOURS NOW TAKING RESERVATIONS!! Week long space trips start at $1million. Now I know what you’re thinking, “I bet the GW’s just gonna get me high and drop me off at Space Camp”. And that, my friend, is a safe bet. Obama axes NASA moon plan in new budget [msnbc] Thanks to FDSY, who will kick your ass into outerspace for a cool grand.

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3…2…1…: Largest Model Rocket Blasts Off

Remember the world’s largest model rocket ? Yeah, well it blasted off yesterday without a hitch (or Space Bat ). This is a picture of the 36-foot tall, 1,600lb beast about to take to the skies. There’s a couple more pictures and a video of the launch after the jump, so be sure to check that out. But not my girlfriend, or I’ll punch you in the eyes. Hit the launch button for the rest.

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Trying To Pancake A Car With A Rocket Sled

This is by far one of the coolest videos I’ve seen in awhile. In it, the Mythbusters attempt to fuse metal and pancake a compact car using a rocket-sled traveling at 650MPH. The results are….amazing. And why I don’t drive. With a license. Youtube Thanks to snipmint, who once rode a rocket to the moon and didn’t bother to bring me back any cheese. Just sayin’, kind of a dick move.

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Awh Man, I Want To Be Like A Boss

NOTE: VIDEO IS CLEAN VERSION. UNCENSORED ONE AFTER THE JUMP. If you haven’t seen this already it’s the latest video from The Lonely Island’s album Incredibad . This particular ditty is called ‘Like A Boss’ and it’s all about a normal day in a boss’s life. It’s pretty much what I do everyday too, except I’m not responsible for managing anybody. I can barely manage my own penis! Now where is that guy? Make sure your mother isn’t standing behind you and then hit it for the dirty version!

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