No, I don’t wanna wrestle. This is a rendering of a “lifelike” Professor Zoidberg created by artist Jared Krichevsky. If the professor would actually look like this in real life is anybody’s guess, but you back over him with my truck and I’ll start melting butter in the bathtub just in case. Now — get your hand in here. Ready? One, two, three, BREAK! Jared’s Website (with an ultra high-res version and a bunch more of his art) via The Real Zoidberg [reddit] and Futurama Fanarama: Realistic, Monstrous Zoidberg [comedycentral] Thanks to Amy and Dominic, who agree we’re just a an anthropomorphic cow away from the steak and lobster OF A LIFETIME.

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What Professor Zoidberg Would Look Like In Real Life

No, I don’t wanna wrestle. This is a rendering of a “lifelike” Doctor Zoidberg created by artist Jared Krichevsky. If the doctor would actually look like this in real life is anybody’s guess, but you back over him with my truck and I’ll start melting butter in the bathtub just in case. Now — get your hand in here. Ready? One, two, three, BREAK! Jared’s Website (with an ultra high-res version and a bunch more of his art) via The Real Zoidberg [reddit] and Futurama Fanarama: Realistic, Monstrous Zoidberg [comedycentral] Thanks to Amy and Dominic, who agree we’re just a an anthropomorphic cow away from the steak and lobster OF A LIFETIME.

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What Doctor Zoidberg Would Look Like In Real Life

Sweet rocks bro. This is an 8-minute video of Euclideon CEO Bruce Robert Dell (NOT Bruce Wayne Acer) explaining his company’s ‘Unlimited Detail Real-Time Rendering Technology’, that’s allegedly 100,000x more detailed than current polygon-based computer graphics . According to Bruce (who definitely has the pipes for educational television voice-over work), the system operates with point-cloud data, that enables point-cloud “atoms” to be rendered in real-time, in unlimited quantities . BOLD STATEMENT IS BOLD. In some of the demo-reel, they have renderings at the precision of 64 atoms per cubic millimeter, or 1-million atoms per cubic inch, and even zoom in on some dirt to prove the claim. I dunno, a lot of people in the Youtube comments are screaming, “lies!”, “investment scam!”, and “show some stinking animation!” which was a little awkward because when they finally died down I was the only one yelling “show some steamy man-action!” What? I had my fingers in my ears and I drifted off! Hit the jump and judge for yourself.

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‘Unlimited Detail Graphics’ Allegedly Offer 100,000x More Detail Than Polygon Graphics

These are the posters for the ten Oscar nominees for best picture recreated LEGO-style . This is only two here though, so hit the jump to see the other eight. They’re all pretty good. Unless you’re pissed they’re not actually made with LEGO pieces, in which case I’M SORRY. But I do know what’s really on your mind, and no, I never made it out to see a single one of these movies. I was going to go see ‘Inception’, but I realized it was probably more than my feeble brain could handle. And I was actually on the way to see ‘True Grit’ before I discovered there’s a bar by the theater that I’d never been to before. I also discovered just how drunk I can get for the cost of a movie ticket. Not very. THANK GOD I’D BROUGHT MY THEATER FLASK AMIRITE?! Hit the jump for the others. Or don’t, I’m really having trouble caring. I dunno, something about IT BEING FRIIIIIIIIIIDAY!!

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Can you say YOUR armed forces’ supercomputer was built entirely out of gaming consoles by the same company who invented the Walkman ? I think not! Enter the Air Force’s 1,760 Playstation 3 supercomputer, allegedly the 33rd largest supercomputer IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.* Yes, the Air Force’s crazy PS3 computer consists of all those gaming consoles, stripped of their Blu-ray functionality, connected to 168 seperate graphical processing units and 84 coordinating servers. It’s used “for things like research into AI, fast processing of satellite pictures and the enhancement of radar.” Nice, I assume it can still stream Netflix though, on account of the movie on the screen there. AND YOU BETTER HAVE NOT PAID FOR 1,760 SUBSCRIPTIONS EITHER, AIR FORCE. You think I won’t whip your ass in some Peggle? BRING IT, ACE! *Alien supercomputers excluded. The Air Force’s PlayStation 3 supercomputer [dvice]

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Air Force Builds 1,760 PS3 Supercomputer

This is a little chart showing what the same rock would look like rendered in twenty different video games . For reference, pedra normal means normal rock in Portuguese and isn’t the name of a video game. Or if it is, the most boring game ever. Move over, Super Watch Grass Grow! Tudo depende do ponto de vista [capinaremos] and What One Rock Would Look Like In 20 Different Video Games [albotas] Thanks to Romeo and Adam, who have both eaten rocks and shat gravel. Damn toughguys!

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One Rock, Twenty Different Video Games

This is a conceptual solar powered BMW . It may look like a fish , but it’s not, it’s a car , silly! Well, not a real car, cause it’s only a concept . Like me. I ONLY EXIST YOUR INTERNET! Created by 24-yo German designer Anne Forschner, the Lovos stands fo Lifestyle of Voluntary Simplicity. Each of those scales–which are replaceable and turn constantly to align with the sun–is covered with solar cells. Now I’m no aerodynamicist, but that shit looks like it’ll slow you down. AND I CAN’T DRIVE 55, know what I’m saying? It’s against my law! The Geekologie law of awesome. Which, honestly, makes gravity look like a little bitch. Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of the craziness.

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Frightening: Conceptual Solar Powered BMW