Is there anything more relaxing than falling asleep counting stars on your ceiling? Yes, tons — including bubble baths . But it’s still a good time, and galaxies far far away from passing out on the bathroom floor. Jk jk, I love that shit. Mmmm, SO COLD ON MY BARE CHEST. today, the company fixed the release date (September 15) and price ($91) for the planetarium. The scaled replica projects about 10,000 stars onto the ceiling in your living room, and as a bonus, it shows the location of the Death Star, too. The R2-D2 Planetarium uses a 1W white LED as a light source, runs for three hours on four AAA batteries and stands 21cm high. It has a projection range of 1.5-2.3m/4.9-7.5ft and a projection area of 1.8m/5.9ft circumference. Would be great in your kid’s bedroom, right? Hell no, that thing belongs in the master! Especially if you’re gonna be playing a little Luke and Leia role-playing. “Please tell me you meant Han and Leia.” *dry-heaving* Yeah I just realized. Hit the jump for a closeup of the star pattern.

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Let There Be Light Stars: R2-D2 Planeterium

Well done. Get it?! Like meat, yo! This is a meat smoker (”just like you, GW!”) designed and built to look like R2-D2 by Philip Wise (you’re smart — how do magnets work?). The droid was constructed out of an old 55-gallon drum and comes with everything you need to smoke a rack of tauntaun, including, but not just limited to: multiple temperature gauges, a beer bottle opener, and, a feature previously only seen on the Death Star — thermal exhaust ports . Just don’t go trying to stick your proton torpedo in one! “Why not?” Oh I don’t know, maybe because he’ll bu…actually — go for it, champ. “AYOWYOWYOWYOWYOWYOWYOW!” Well — what did you learn? “He wasn’t into it. Don’t think he’s gay like C3PO.” R2-D2 Smoker: May the (BBQ) Sauce Be With You [technabob] Thanks to dax, who’s allegedly tried Ewok before. Like eating or sexually?

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You’re Cookin’ My Meat!: The R2-D2 Smoker

You ever wanted to eat a PB&J out of R2’s head? Who hasn’t? And now you can thanks to this $11 lunchbox . Whoa,11?! You can’t even get a handjob candy bar for $11 anymore! There’s also Boba Fett and Darth Vader models (plus a ton of others) available if the little astromech droid isn’t doing it for you. He’s definitely doing it for me though. And by it I mean filming Leia while she changes. And no beep-booping — you blew our cover last time. Hit the jump for another shot of R2 and the other boxes.

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You’ll Never Have To Give Up Your Lunch Money Again: Sweet Star Wars Lunch Boxes