You know that saying, “more than a mouthful’s a waste “? Yeah, me neither. And apparently neither does Australia. The country has decided to ban smaller looking breasts from adult content because of pedo-y concerns. The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18. Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia. First of all, breasts of all sizes are awesome. And secondly, what’s up with this female ejaculation thing? Talk about a double standard. You outta be ashamed of yourself, Australia! And to think Britain used to use you as a giant penal colony. What happened? Millions Of Extra Sites To Be Censorsed As Australian Gov. Bans Small Breasts, Female Ejaculation [inquisitr] Thanks to Korey and Tofu Butcher, who’ll take all the breasts they can get, regardless of size or number of nipples.

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Discrimination!: Australia Bans Small Breasts

Weird, I could’ve sworn there used to be a porn site here. 404 Error [epicwinftw] Thanks to Jackie, who didn’t so much send a tip as me poach one off her Facebook wall.

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It Was Here When I Checked Last Night…

Russian adult film star Anna Morgan (seen above, possibly named after that chick in The Ring) was paid $500,000 to get a tattoo on her natural DD breasts advertising a World of Warcraft gold-selling website. Ah, capitalism. Also, breast advertisement ever . The WoW Gold selling website, MyMMOShop.com has paid Russian porn star Anna Morgan to tattoo their company’s logo and website URL to her breasts. The company feels that her natural dd sized breasts will provide an ample space for the advertisement. Given the number of films porn stars tend to make in a year’s time, the tattoo should be seen many thousands of times. Anna has agreed not to alter the tattoo for at least two years. Wow, I don’t know what to say. This is simultaneously the most brilliant and saddest thing I’ve ever heard. I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry or try to motorboat my monitor. BWUBWUBWUBWWUB! I chose wisely. Porn Star Paid $500,000 To Tattoo Company URL & Logo To Her DD Breasts [newsguide] Thanks to Troy, who once ran a Snuggie ad on his junk. The rest, is history.

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WoW Gold Farming Website Pays $500K For Tattoo Ad On Adult Film Star’s Ample Chest