British men, upset that woman get to have all the ’sticker crystals on your privates’ fun, have finally gotten their wish with Pejazzles: peel-off Swarovski crystal stickers for your wiener. LOOK LOOK — mine says ‘RAWR’! ‘Women don’t necessarily want a rough and ready man. Some prefer a man who’s groomed and takes care of himself. It’s each to their own,’ But can a man really be taken seriously while decorated with Swarovski crystals - especially ‘down there’ ‘Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings - this is no different ,’ I’m gonna go ahead and go out on a sturdy limb wiener here and argue that, no, penis crystals ARE actually different. Not sure how many times you failed the analogies portion of standardized tests, but my guess is every single one. I can see it now: Question 37. Diamond watches : bling earrings : : diamond cufflinks : WIENER JEWELLLLS!!!!11 After vajazzling comes pejazzling [dailymail] Thanks to ross and Manda, who agree the last thing any guy needs is a bunch of plastic penis stickers coming off inside their girlfriend.

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Your Wiener, Now With More Stick-On Crystals

Note: I censor-barred the image (in case you couldn’t tell) but you can hit the jump for a NSFW version of what the pasties actually look like if you want. Just don’t come crying to me if your mom catches you and you end up grounded from the internet. Flying Pasties are 2-3mm thick rubber pasties that prevent the new airport security scanners from getting a good look at your tomatoes. Or your lettuce wrap . Sets start at $17 and come with catchy slogans (that airport personnel won’t be able to read so what’s the point?) like, “private” and “only my boyfriend sees me naked.” Did I mention they also sell a junk-covering male version for $10? Because they do. Alternatively, you can use the same product I do. It’s called not giving a shit. Available everywhere. Hit the jump for the uncensored picture and a link to the product site.

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This Ain’t A Free Peep Show!: Flying Pasties Keep Privates Private From Airport Security

Note: I censor-barred the image (in case you couldn’t tell) but you can hit the jump for a NSFW version of what the pasties actually look like if you want. Just don’t come crying to me if your mom catches you and you end up grounded from the internet. Flying Pasties are 2-3mm thick rubber pasties that prevent the new airport security scanners from getting a good look at your tomatoes. Or your lettuce wrap . Sets start at $17 and come with catchy slogans (that airport personnel won’t be able to read so what’s the point?) like, “private” and “only my boyfriend sees me naked.” Did I mention they also sell a junk-covering male version for $10? Because they do. Alternatively, you can use the same product I do. It’s called not giving a shit. Available everywhere. Hit the jump for the uncensored picture and a link to the product site.

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This Ain’t A Free Peep Show!: Flying Pasties Keep Privates Private From Airport Security

Who cares about the Death Star , check out those sheep . Baaaaa! Photo [hoshq's deviantART] (nude shots available if you’re a deviantART member) Thanks to TurboRingtail, who swings from trees, FAST.

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Sure, Why Not?: Great Place For A Deathstar

I don’t even know what to say except WTF, HORF and I would totally tape that to my head like a do-rag. Available for $8 on Etsy, this reusable menstrual pad (I can’t believe I’m typing this) is perfect for the Pokmon-loving , environmentally friendly chick with unshaven pits in your life. Not bleach safe or for human consumption. Really?! THEN WHY DID I JUST EAT ONE? Wait, why did I just eat one? My stomach: pump it. The contents: gotta catch ‘em all! Pokmon Menstrual Pad, Yours for Eight Bucks [kotaku] Thanks to Aisha, I think.

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Reusable Pokmon Woman Pad Thingies