This is 8-year old Juliet’s first hardcore metal song about loving her dog and fish. Not necessarily your typical metal theme, but who cares, she killed it. Me? I just killed a little spider with the latest Game Informer , so kinda similar. Hit the jump and PREPARE TO THRASH.

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8-Year Old Juliet’s First Hardcore Metal Song

This is a video of a little girl pushing a toy car full of people off a cliff and then laughing maniacally at the carnage. *wiping tear* Supervillains — they just grow up so quick, you know? It seems like only yesterday she was eating boogers. “That was this morning.” She’s nasty! Hit the jump for a bright future in evildoing.

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The Future Of Evil: Little Girl Laughs Maniacally

This is a video of a ladybug taking off shot at 7,000 frames/second. It’s actually cooler than it sounds though (”good, because it sounds pretty f***ng lame”) because you get to see the wings fold out from under its shell or whatever the hell the little red parts with the dots are called. You know what? Hold on a sec. *Wikipedia-ing* Elytra — they’re called elytra (singular: elytron ). BOOM — you actually learned something today. Granted it’s nothing that’s gonna get you anywhere (except in an entomologist’s pants!), but that’s what college is all about. That and pretending you’re asleep while your freshman roommate is having sex until you can’t keep quiet anymore and scream, “GO FOR THE BUTT, BEN!!” (True story) Hit the jump for the video (of the ladybug, not my old dorm-mate).

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Transformer Ladybug Takes Off In Slow Motion

This is a video of a group of ex-laboratory chimpanzees seeing daylight for the first time in their lives (for some, others since the capture from their mothers soon after birth) and most are over 20. Obviously, they’re f***ing ecstatic to no longer be working (Labor Day tie-in!). Did I mention I cried manly tears? I hope I didn’t. And if I did it’s only because I’m chopping onions for chili-cheese dogs. Hit the jump for 2-minutes of blurred vision.

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Labor No More: Ex Lab-Chimps See Daylight For First Time In Lives (And Some Are 30)

This is Midnite (not to be confused with mid night , which is when your carriage turns back into a pumpkin). Midnite is a little horsey who was born without part of a back leg . His original owner, without the decency to contact somebody who might be able to help or putting a bullet in his head, opted to neglect him instead. Eventually, he was confiscated by authorities (who hopefully taught the owner what it feels like to be missing a leg — *PEW PEW* I SAID DANCE, COWBOY!), and delivered to Ranch Hand Rescue, who in turn worked with Forth Worth Prosthetic Care to slap a prosthetic on the lil guy. They were hoping he’d be able to walk with his new leg, but after just his second fitting, Midnite was running (WARNING: VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP INCLUDES FOOTAGE OF MIDNITE RUNNING FOR THE FIRST TIME AND WILL MAKE YOU CRY). Boom — happy ending. And as for that original, neglectful owner… *tossing duffel-bag of zip-ties and duct tape in trunk* Roooooad trip! Hit the jump for the heartwarming video news report.

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Hi-Ho Silver Midnite!: Lil Horsey Gets 2nd Chance At Life With Custom Prosthetic Leg

Okay so you remember the AT-AT costume Geekologie Reader Robert made his dog last Halloween? And you remember Patrick Boivi’s recent animated short, ‘ AT-AT Day Afternoon ‘? Well Robert recreated the film using his costumed mini-pincher (complete with ventral-mounted laser blaster) and let me tell you: it’s f***ing cute. Reminds me of the time I dressed Chloe as the Death Star until my roommate “that’s no moon”ed her so many times it gave her a complex. Hit it for the cuteness.

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AT-AT Dog Recreates ‘AT-AT Day Afternoon’

Note: MUST WATCH video is after the jump because your head’s gonna explode from the cuteness and I already hosed down the front page once today. This is a short video by Patrick Boivi entitled ‘AT-AT Day Afternoon’. It’s a one-minute documentary showing a typical day in the life of a pet AT-AT . Just watch it, you won’t regret it. And if you do regret it there’s obviously something wrong with you. My guess is an internal parasite. Your skin itches, doesn’t it? Sounds like a worm. Hit it. DO IT NOW (also available in HD).

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Best Thing You’ll See All Day (And Possibly Week): A Day In The Life Of A Pet AT-AT

From now on I’m gonna start posting videos after the jump to minimize scriptage on the front page so that those of you rocking dial up modems can still read Geekologie from your caves while you’re busy mailing homemade bombs. So, yeah, this is video of a super-surprised looking kitty. Which, HOW PRECIOUS IS HE?! I just wanna eat him up like Cruella wanted to eat all those puppies! Hit the jump for the video.

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WANT: Surprised Kitty Is Surprised, Precious