Sexy Time!: Stripper Poles For The Elderly

July 19, 2010 | By admin In Technology, fun for the whole family, good times, grandma?, hold me, i'm scared, mobility, old people, padded stripper poles, pole, puking breakfast bars, sadness, sexy time, stripping, sure why not, yow yow | Comments(0)

Is there anything sexier than a grandma strip-dancin’ ? Yes, every single thing in the world including being compacted to death in the back of a garbage truck. But for the six of you out there that are into crimes against nature , there’s the $115 Cushion-Grip Security Pole Mobility Aid. How about a review? The user needs this device to assist in getting in and out of bed safely. It has a nice cushion grip, is attractive, and easy to install. It is not as sturdy as I would have hoped it would be. It wiggles a bit in the middle and that makes me a bit nervous. But I like a little wiggle in the middle! No, no I don’t either. I like zero wiggles. Still, you’ve got to admit the thought of a grandma seductively gyrating her sloopy ass off the shitter does get you hot and bothered. No? Just cold and throwy uppy? Oh. Product Site Thanks to Eric-tile, who may or may not volunteer at a nursing home.

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So Hot: The Sexiest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

April 9, 2010 | By admin In Technology, animation, chicken, dinosaurs, eye candy, mmmm mmm good, pole, sexy, sexy time, stripper, stripping, yes please, you work that pole!, yow yow | Comments(0)

Okay, so here’s the gameplan: you run to the bank for singles while I stuff my pants with chicken . One two three, BREAK! Geekologie’s Facebook Page Thanks to Jonathan and Julien, who don’t send tips as much as post them on Geekologie’s Facebook page. Hey I know, that tip form can be tricky.

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Just Doing My Job: 2009 Pole Dancing Contest

June 3, 2009 | By admin In Technology, holy smokes, i could do that, i think i'm in love, impressive, interesting, leet, muscles, not bad, ooha la la, pole, skills, strip clubs, stripper, video, wow | Comments(0)

NOTE : Probably NSFW just because most employers frown on videos of dancers working the pole, but there is no nudity or even thongs, so yeah, use your own discretion (read: push play). No need to thank me folks, just doing my job. Also, I saw things happen in this video that I didn’t think were humanly possible (mostly towards the end). Beautiful things. Think a family of unicorns cresting a double rainbow on the first day of spring, but then replace that with a stripper throwing her hooha around a pole, and you’ve got it. Youtube Thanks to Party Kid Transformer and Julia, who can perform all these stunts without the pole because they’re both powerful sorcerers.

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