Ever wonder what happens when you run a lightsaber factory entirely with Gungan slaves and absolutely zero quality control ? This. That thing’s not even a lightsaber anymore, that’s a light lasso . *swinging over head* Quick, somebody point me at a tauntaun! *PSHFWWWUUUMMMMMM!!* … … …Its guts are everywhere aren’t they? Hit the jump for the short but worthwhile video, which is actually a Polish steel factory (which explains why everything went to shit — they can’t even screw in lightbulbs!

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Many Bothans Died: Lightsaber Factory Fail

This is a short video (WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN EVEN SHORTER — skip to 1:30 for the good stuff to start) created from a series of HDR time-lapse photographs by Patryk Kizny called ‘The Chapel’. The star of the film is, get this — an old chapel . One that’s falling apart in Poland . HA! What isn’t falling apart in Poland? Filmed in Zeliszw, Poland, the chapel shown in the video is actually a real one built in 1796-1797 and designed by Karl Langhans. I’m not gonna lie, I’d still live there with trees growing in it and everything. Sure there are holes in the roof, but I’ll just pretend they’re skylights . Which, technically, they are. Plus if it gets cold in the winter I’ll just burn part of the building! “Uh, GW — doesn’t that sound dangerous?” No. Running across the street blindfolded and covering your ears sounds dangerous, that sounded smart. “Ha, whatever you say.” I’M THE WORLD’S GREATEST LOVER — YOU AGREED! Hit the jump (and don’t forget to skip to 1:30) for the magic.

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Admit It! Admit It’s From The New Uncharted!: HDR Timelapse Looks Like Video Game Scene

This is a video of a Polish truck driver drifting his semi (sans trailer) for a minute straight. It was pretty impressive and definitely put those asshats in ‘The Fast And Furiously Beating Off To Modified Civics’ to shame. Per the video uploader: best driver from poland kopiowanie bez zezwolenia zabronione!!! komentarze z ksywami lub nazwiskami ewentualnych drajwerow beda usuwane I honestly have no idea what all that said but I assume they just called me something dirty. OH REALLY? Well how many Poles does it take to drift a semi? 10. One to sit in a stationary truck and 9 to not know how to fake it with CGI. Oooh — BU-BU-BU-BURN! Youtube Thanks to mike, who once drifted a dump truck for eight minutes before all the wheels blew off and it barrel rolled into an embankment. Awesome.

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They Have Trucks In Poland?: Polish Semi Driver Drifts Truck For A Minute Straight