This is a mysterious picture that just cropped up from China featuring a couple Apple fanboys cosplaying as a Mac cyborg and fungal-bearded Steve Jobs . Plus Amelia Earhart is trying to sneak by on the right. One thing’s for certain — this dynamic duo wants to make it clear that they’re number 1. Number 1 at what is anybody’s guess, but I suspect it’s flashing the “we’re number 1″ sign. Oh yeah? Maybe cause you’ve never seen mine! *BOOSH* “That’s three, GW.” I’m working on it! Hit the jump for a full body shot.

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Now That’s A Party: Apple Cyborg/Steve Jobs Cosplay

I can’t tell you how many hours I’ve spent looking at that top picture thinking to myself, “oh man, at least I’m not THAT guy.” Little did I know. You see, a little piece of Uberdork McNewportsmoker lives inside each and every one of us. I’m just praying I didn’t get part of his penis. “You totally did though.” *reexamining chest x-ray* THE DOCTOR SAID IT COULD BE A FINGER. Before and After of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks again to Mark, who, for two tips in one day, clearly doesn’t do any actual work and should probably be fired.

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Faces Change, Wood Paneling? Not So Much: Web’s Most Iconic Computer Nerd Grown Up

Claire Rowlands is a British woman who’s ultra-pissed after the Google Street View car inadvertently captured a shot of her 3-year old son’s bare asscheeks . Pfft, I played in the front yard naked till I was 17. She said: ‘I just felt sick to my stomach when I saw the naked picture of Louis on the internet. I’m angry, disgusted and upset about it - they should be checking every image before it goes up . ‘ They should be extra careful on warm days because this is what children do - he was just playing in the garden and we didn’t expect in a million years he’d have his picture taken and put on the internet for anyone to see. ‘It’s such a clear image, I see it as an indecent photograph - my concern is that paedophiles could see it and there’s no way I ever wanted my son to be seen naked all over the world. Google has now apologised and said it has blurred the image. Two Three words: throw some pants on the kid and stop complaining. Nobody wants to see the little bastard running through the sprinkler naked anyways. Except the ice cream man, and he has his own camera. Mother’s fury after Google Street View publishes naked picture of her son, three, online [dailymail] via Woman’s Horror at Google Street View Photo of Child’s Bottom [gizmodo]

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Woman Pissed After Google Street View Captures Her 3-Year Old’s Naked Booty

Note: This picture is small and I had to crop it click HERE to see the sadness in depressing high-resolution. This is a shot of a wave crashing in Orange Beach, Alabama . As you can see, it looks like absolute crap, which really got me thinking: there’s probably a lot of whale shit in the ocean , and I should stop drinking beach water. But it’s so salty! Eyewitness: BP oil spill [guardian] Thanks to Uncle Fester, who may or may not have touched Pugsley inappropriately (geez, just look at the guy).

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So Much For Bodysurfing: Alabama Oil Waves

This is an English couple caught mid-dry coitus by a Google Street View car despite the fact they insist they were only kissing . Uh, I don’t know you do it across the pond, but that’s not how I kiss . Yes, yes it is too — my uncle taught me! The couple–Eddie Bateman and his girlfriend Hayley Moss–was understandably surprised to discover their first kiss on the internet, especially since it looks distinctly like a bit more than a kiss. Hayley’s take: “I couldn’t believe it, I wouldn’t admit to it being me at first, as I was worried it looked quite bad, as it looks more than it is, but it really was just a kiss.” Suuuure. Keep the lies coming, Hayley, but you know what they say: the proof of the pudding is in the tasting a picture’s worth a thousand words. And in your case those words are, “dude’s poppin’ an awkward boner” 200 times. Google Street View Captures Couple’s First Dry Hump [gizmodo] Thanks to Greg, who keeps his dry-humping behind closed doors. Hey, different strokes for different folks (I’m an exhibitionist).

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Good Times, Great Rashes: Couple Busted Dry Humping By Google Street View Car

This is a picture of two people with the images of their profiles reversed. It’s a terrible misuse of Photoshop and I don’t like it. Not one bit. I don’t care if the chick has tits on her back, she’s giving me nightmares. And, if I play my cards right, a hug. Reversed Profiles Are the Next Photoshop Weirdness [gizmodo]

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Cousin It, Is That You?: Reverse Profiles

I don’t know what it is about this guy, but I really wanna throw a handful of change at him. Except not actual change, just a handful of washers. Then while Luke Panhandler there is scurrying around picking them up I’ll steal his lightsaber . Well, provided he hasn’t already pawned it to support his glitterstim habit. Kidding, kidding — that’s what Jedi blow-j’s are for. Flickr Thanks to Cowbell Fever, who, CRANK THAT BELL UP TO 11 AND BREAK OFF THE CLAPPER! Wait, no — better leave the clapper.

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I’d X-Wing A Quarter At Him: Homeless Jedi

ROFLROFLOL! I see what you did there. Of course, it would have been funnier if Wonder Woman was the one missing. Get it? Because she’s a woman. And women , as you may well know, are notoriously poor drivers but will sometimes flash their hooters if you honk your horn enough. OH I’M SORRY — IS MY HUMOR TOO DEEP FOR YOU? Boner boner boner! No Flash Support on iPhone and iPad: Best Example! [walyou]

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A Visual Representation Of Apple’s No Flash Support Policy On The iPhone And iPad

This a computer model of Jesus’ face using information from the blood on the Shroud of Turin to create the image. He looks like somebody I know. The image has been created for the History Channel’s upcoming special, “The Real Face of Jesus,” which is set to air next week. Ray Downing, president of Studio Macbeth, explains how they recreated the “real” face of Jesus to the NY Post: “We ‘lifted’ the blood and isolated it [on the computer],” he said, ’so that would sit ‘in air’ [on a transparent background].” Interesting, Ray, but I’ve seen the “real” face of Jesus, and it didn’t require any technical computer mumbo-jumbo. No, it came to me in Flamin’ Hot Cheeto form and I ate the whole bag except for his face without getting diarrhea . There’s no doubt it was a miracle. The “Real Face of Jesus” (PHOTO) Revealed?! [postchronicle] Thanks to Pete, who once saw the face of God in a cloud before getting struck by lighting. Geez, you can’t look directly at him, Pete! Don’t you remember the Nazis in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’?

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Computer Modeling: Is This Jesus’ Face?

‘The Challenging Stage’ is a little online puzzle in which you scroll around a map and guess the video games represented by visual clues. For example, that’s ‘Double Dragon’ there in the picture. Can you guess all 56? I couldn’t. Granted I stopped at 7 to toast a bagel and mix another margarita and then lost interest, but that’s only because I realized I drunkenly downloaded Peggle on my PS3 last night. Have fun entertaining yourselves, suckers! Kidding, KIDDING — I’m your slave. Your love slave. Psyche! I couldn’t live with myself if I found out I was the reason you left your hand. The Challenging Stage (actual game) via The Challenging Stage [jayisgames] Thanks to Rico, arguably the suavest tipster to ever exist.

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Great Time Waster: Guess That Video Game