House-Sized Optimus Prime Snow Sculpture

February 10, 2012 | By admin In Technology, festival, japan, needs some work, oh man i love festivals, optimus prime, redo!, snow, winter, wtf am i looking at? | Comments(0)

This is a massive Optimus Prime snow sculpture on display at the Asahikawa Winter Festival in Hokkaido, Japan. It’s left me with so many unanswered questions. Why Optimus Prime and not Gundam ? Why doesn’t he look anything like the cartoon OR movie versions? Are you sure that’s not just a storefront painted white? Why’s he have two nipples on one side and none on the other? Do robots breastfeed their babies like humans? Does motor oil come out? If a train departs 220km away traveling at 30km/hour and making a 10 minutes stop every 40km do I have time to get drunk AND sober up before I have to pick my friends up from the train station? What if I just say f*** it and pretend like I thought they were coming next weekend? Optimus Prime Snow Sculpture of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks to Mark, who once made a giant snow penis but thankfully never put a magic hat on it. THANK GOD.

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Seedy: An Optimus Prime Carved Watermelon

July 29, 2011 | By admin In Technology, carving, characters, good job, i will eat your face!, melons, optimus prime, picnic, seedy, skills, summer, watermelon | Comments(0)

This is Optimus Prime carved into a watermelon . Or is it a watermelon carved into Optimus Prime ? “Neither, that’s a cantaloupe.” Can’t elope?! But we love each other and our families are feuding! “Did you really just…I hope you feel shame for even typing that.” I do, I really do. For everything. BUT MOSTLY FOR JUST OWNING YOUR ASS WITH WORDS! The Optimus Prime Watermelon Carving [obviouswinner] Thanks to khz, who once filled a watermelon with moonshine and then took it to senior center picnic because he’s a terrible person.

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China Builds Life-Size Scraptimus Prime

July 15, 2010 | By admin In Technology, car parts, china, good job, good looking, looks dangerous, optimus prime, optimus primer, scrap metal, sure why not, tetanus candy, what's he doing there? | Comments(0)

This is an Optimus Prime statue spotted at the site of the 2008 Beijing Olympics aquatic center. He stands life-size and was built entirely out of 10,108 scrap car parts. How tall is life-size? Try 32-feet. Sure you could argue that’s not Optimus’ actual height, but then I’d remind you this is China we’re talking about and you should just be thankful he doesn’t have Voltron for a head. Hit the jump for a zoomy-outier shot with a better view of the Bird’s Nest in the background.

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