First of all, I bet on baby races all the time ($40 on the bald one with a dirty diaper). And secondly, Kajus Auk?ionis recently won a Lithuanian baby race and is a super fast crawler . Not as fast as me, but I have a special skill set. But what gets young Kajus crawling so fast? Laptops . The little haxor loves those things and bolts to them whenever he sees one. It’s true, I heard one time he shat through his diaper in Best Buy he was so excited. Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal [gizmodo] Thanks to ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, who may or may not have fallen asleep at the keyboard.

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Winner Of Baby Race Crawls For Laptop

This is the new PSP . It’s called the PSP Go . You know, because it’s portable. It may or may not come preloaded with porn . Specs? I has them: * 3.8-inch display (resolution is undisclosed) * 43 percent lighter than the PSP-3000 * 16GB of Flash storage * Bluetooth built-in; supports handset tethering and BT headsets * No UMD drive * Memory Stick Micro slot * New Gran Turismo, Little Big Planet and new Metal Gear Solid (!) on the way * Full PlayStation Network support (movie and TV rentals / purchases) * Integration with PlayStation 3 (works the same as the PSP-3000 does) * Sony views each of its products as “10-year lifecycle products,” so the PSP “needs to live on.” Well, what do you think? I like the sliding feature, that’s not necessary. Also, PSP Go — really? I hope nobody got paid to come up with that. Because it’s stupid. I would have gone with PSP You Can Take It With You . Sony’s PSP Go leaks out before E3, is obviously a go [engadget] Thanks to obi jwan and Rik, who don’t need portable gaming devices because they only play mind games.

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Boom Shacka Lacka!: The New PSP Go

This is a video of Jorge Columbo (not to be confused with Peter Falk) painting the cover of the latest New Yorker, which was created using a $4 iPhone app called Brushes. As you can see, it’s okay. Don’t get me wrong, I love all hotdog vendors, but I would have gone with Ignatius dressed as a pirate. Paradise Vending FTW? Dunces FTW! Cover Story: Finger Painting [newyorker] Thanks to e, who knows the only iPhone app you need is Scramble.

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New Yorker Cover Painted On iPhone

The $70 Grill Alert Talking Remote Thermometer is a talking remote thermometer for your grill . You just jam the temperature probe in your choice of meat , push some buttons, and then sit in a hammock and guzzle beer while deliciousness deliciousizes itself. When the meat reaches your predetermined temperature of choice, the thing tells you it’s time to slap that bitch on a plate and OM NOM the shit out of it. Pork chop sandwiches ! Also, meat probe — I have one. Ladies? Talking Wireless Grill Thermometer Helps Cook Steak [ohgizmo]

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Talking Grill Thermometer Talks, Temperatures

Archie, after like a million years of trying to bone both Veronica and Betty , is committing himself to one woman, Veronica. *sniff* Don’t do it bro, don’t do it. Why buy the cow when you can do everything on the farm , know what I’m saying? I’m talking goats AND chickens here, bro. In what’s being billed the “Archie Story of the Century,” perennially indecisive loverboy Archie Andrews has finally chosen the raven-haired Veronica Lodge over sunny girl-next-door Betty Cooper, according to the official Archie Comics website. “Could it be true? Has Archie finally decided to take the plunge and propose to comics’ favourite rich girl? It sure looks that way!” read a note posted online Wednesday. Sure it looks that way, but nothing is what it seems…IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE *dum dum dum — doot doot dum dum dum dum dum!* . The whole fiasco will be spread out over six comics (issues # 600-605) and culminate in Veronica catching Archie and Betty together (in a sexually suggestive situation) the night before their wedding and then locking the two in a hotel room and burning the building to the ground. The last panel will be Veronica giving Jughead a little hand action in the car while a fire engine races past. Archie shocker: Comic book hero picks Veronica [cbanews] Thanks to spiderkitten, who totally agrees I’d make a great comic book writer.

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Archie Is Set To Marry….Veronica (Black Hair)

Well scientists have already created glowing dogs and cats , so it was only a matter of time before somebody did a monkey . Nice, guy, thanks for the AIDS. Though primates that make a glowing protein have been created before, these are the first to keep the change in their bloodlines. Although the work demonstrates the principle that a gene can be introduced into a primate bloodline, study co-author Hideyuki Okano of the Keio University School of Medicine said it may not be suitable for studying all diseases. That limitation is about 10,000 bases, or letters, of the genetic code. That upper bound will constrain the diseases that can be studied. Great, so we’ve got more glowing animals with the promise of help curing disease. Well hurry up and cure one already! I’m starting to think these “scientists” are just making glowing pets to bring home to their daughters. Which, I think we can all agree, is despicable (glowing dinosaur, pronto). You can’t hide from me, little Anchisaur! Glowing monkeys ‘to aid research’ [bbcnews] Thanks to Matt, who, LOOK BEHIND YOU - A THREE HEADED MONKEY! ( swish )

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Okay?: Another Day, Another Glowing Animal

NOTE : Probably NSFW due to lyrics. This is mashup of scenes from Heroes with the song ” Jizz in my Pants ” by the Lonely Island . Whoever made it did a damn good job. Also, there’s a different one after the jump in case this one wasn’t enough for you. But if I’m not enough for you, well, you’ve got problems. After all, I AM the world’s greatest lov…OH OH! *Zzzzzzzzz* Hit the jump for the other one. But not too fast!

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Impressive: Heroes/Lonely Island Mashup

In a recent interview, I got God to admit that bacon is, in fact, the perfect food, followed distantly by Snack Pack Pudding and Fruit Roll-Ups. So it only makes sense to swaddle your iPod Shuffle in the stuff, right? Enter the $19 Bacon Bits Case by Etsy seller Antjes . Too expensive? Find out where to score that bacon-print felt and make them yourself! Hell, you could make anything! Including, but not limited to: breakfast. What can I say, I like a little fur on my meat. Ladies? Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

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Om Nom Nom: The iPod Shuffle Bacon Case

Christopher Locke makes modern fossils using gadgets of yesteryear and concrete . Then he sells them to make a profit because he’s smart and doesn’t want to hold a real job. I’m with you, Chris. The modern Fossils are made from actual archaic technology that was once cutting-edge. Most of these examples were discovered in the United States, although the various species are represented all over the world. In a special process, these items are reproduced in a proprietary blend of concrete and other secret ingredients, giving them the look and feel of real stone fossils. Each fossil is made one at a time, by hand, in an individual mold. Depending on the species, expect to pay between $65-$100 per fossil. Or, make your own with a bag of concrete and a broken controller. Here, I’ll even give away Chris’s secret ingredients: rocks and sand. GO GO GO! Hit the jump to see a bunch more and a link to the product page.

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Modern Fossils: When A Dino Bone Won’t Do

Ha, what line? Yes, Bakon is bacon flavored vodka . Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s only available in Washington, Idaho, Montana and Oregon right now. Yes, I want to try it. Yes, I want to pour it on a stripper. No, I don’t want to lick it off. Hit the jump for recipes and a link to the official site.

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Crossing The Line?: Bacon Flavored Vodka