These are three videos showing off some crazy-ass video projection system that has the power to turn your living room into the movie you’re watching. It’s kind of hard to explain, so just watch and be amazed . Oooooooor entirely underwhelmed, you’re a hard one to please. Oh, stop the presses — I’m about to hit you with a quote. “Thats a sock full of pennies.” You deserve this. By attaching the PlayStation Move to the camera, we can track projections to screens in real time, enhancing the effect of spatial deformation and false perspective on the projections and allowing viewers to look round (virtual) corners, bend walls, create a hole in the wall, or remove the walls altogether to reveal vast expanses of virtual worlds. Obviously this is a shot from the TRON themed video here, but there’s a robotic future and pirate one as well. Me? I liked the pirate one. I’d pay upwards of $6 for a movie theater experience like that. “Too bad regular tickets are already $10. Where the f*** have you been?” Well home a lot, obviously. Hit the jump for the worthwhile videos.

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But I Don’t Wanna TRON: Projection System Turns Your Living Room Into The Movie You’re Watching

Microsoft Game Studios Software Development Engineer Ray Arifianto’s soon-to-be wife had this custom USB wedding band made for him. Why? Because flash memory is the language of looooove. Psyche, it’s actually COBOL C++. The gold ring isn’t actually a functional USB drive, but its design is reminiscent of one. The interior is engraved with the words, “For a lifetime of memories,” an allusion to the USB’s storage capabilities. Aww! Shouldn’t it actually go on the thumb? Get it?! You know it’s a really beautiful thing when two people decide to share their lives together. Unfortunately, there’s something about me that sends all my relationships packing. BUT I THOUGHT WE SHARED SOMETHING SPECIAL! And I’m not just talking about clothes. Woman Gives USB Wedding Ring to Her Geeky Fianc [mashable] Thanks to Shenanigans, Blaqk Panda and Alex, who are all getting their significant others Firewire rings because they’re f***ing classy dudes.

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Wife Has Custom USB Wedding Ring Made For Microsoft Game Developing Husband

You read correctly: Batman and Superman is havin’ a baby together. No word yet on the sex, but I bet it’s gonna be a bat boy! Get it? Because they did it in the butt. Batman’s made up his mind, he’s keeping Superman’s baby [io9] Thanks to silvermidnight, who wants to have Aquaman’s baby so the little tyke can put an end to these oil leak shenanigans. Ah, child labor.

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Batman Pregnant With Superman’s Baby

NOTE: Commercial for the WTF You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me Blanket is after the jump. The Better Marriage Blanket is an actual damn product , officially signaling the end of mankind. Or maybe just flatulence -related divorces! It’s basically a comforter with a layer of activated carbon sewn in so when you rip a squirty one your partner doesn’t have to smell it. Unless they’re into that sort of thing, in which case I have a blanket beyond their wildest dreams. Hit it for the I know I shouldn’t be surprised this exists but I’m still disappointed with humanity.

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It’s Anti-Toot!: The Better Marriage Blanket

Remember Star Wars Uncut , the online project in which 473 people recreated 15-second clips from Star Wars: A New Hope with cardboard costumes and/or LEGO and the world’s shittiest CGI? Well the project has been completed, and there’s a five minute trailer after the jump. And I’m not talking a double wide either. Get it? Mobile home joke! Hit it for the video.

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Yay!: Star Wars Uncut Reaches Completion

Rear Gear Butt Covers ( “No more Mr. Brown Eye” — not even kidding) are little $5 cardboard cutouts that hang from your pet’s tail and cover its butthole. Jesus Christ. Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone. Admittedly, I hate an animal’s bare b-hole touching my arm as much as the next guy, but I’m not definitely not hanging a trunk ornament on it. My pet deserves her dignity, damnit. Aaaaand now she’s licking it. NO I DON’T WANT A KISSIE! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the Etsy sale page.

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I’ve Seen It All Now: Animal B-Hole Covers