March 28, 2011 | By admin In
Technology,
boobies comin' at ya,
breasts,
children,
doll,
dolls,
holy moly,
little girl,
milk milk lemonade,
no big deal,
nothing to see here,
robot babies,
teaching kids things,
who cares,
you're milkin' me dry! |
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Note: There are two videos after the jump. The first one you can watch. The second one FEATURES REAL-LIFE MOM-NIPS AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED NSFW unless you’re one of those women that’ll whip a tit out in a restaurant cause you don’t give a f*** if I stare or not ( I’m going to is the thing ). Breast Milk Baby is a real $99 baby doll that, when presented with a special apron you wear with flowery “nipples”, starts suckling like a baby . Then you throw it over your shoulder and burp it or whatever . I don’t know, the point is it tries to suck nips. It’s supposed to be for little girls! I want one! No — one for each teat. So three total. Hit the jump for videos, the first of which is a product demo complete with the worst sound effects ever. The second of which IS NSFW REAL MOMMY-NIPS.
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NOT ON THESE TEATS YOU’RE NOT!: Breast Milk Baby, The Breastfeeding Doll
Filed under: Technology, boobies comin' at ya, breasts, children, doll, dolls, holy moly, little girl, milk milk lemonade, no big deal, nothing to see here, robot babies, teaching kids things, who cares, you're milkin' me dry!
July 21, 2010 | By admin In
Technology,
command center,
disaster,
fake,
i like turtles,
lies,
mancave,
nothing to see here,
ocean,
oil,
photoshop,
sea,
seafood,
shopped,
spillage,
trickery,
woops,
you did it wrong |
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BP recently admitted to Photoshopping a picture of their Houston-based oil spill command center to make it seem like the workers there don’t just play Minesweeper and make dead sea turtle jokes all day. Little did they know. You can’t fool the American public. ROFLOL! BP acknowledges it posted on its website an altered photo that exaggerates the activity at its Gulf oil spill command center in Houston. The picture posted over the weekend showed workers monitoring a bank of 10 giant video screens displaying underwater images. Spokesman Scott Dean says Tuesday that two screens were blank in the original picture and a staff photographer used Photoshop software to add images. He says the photographer was showing off his Photoshop skills and there was no ill intent. Damn, Mr. Photoshop! Copying an image from one monitor and pasting it on another? NOW YOU’RE JUST SHOWBOATING. Has Adobe approached you about teaching classes yet? No? Shocking . Kidding, it’s because you blow. BP’s altered photo distorts spill center activity [comcast] and BP moving into Photoshopping? [jcjanderson] Thanks to Lord Tarl and Jim, who Photoshopped a picture of themselves cutting BP’s peener off with a pair of lobster claws. I’ll admit, it’s erotic in a BSDM sorta way.
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BP Photoshops Picture To Make Oil Spill Command Center Look More Command-y
Filed under: Technology, command center, disaster, fake, i like turtles, lies, mancave, nothing to see here, ocean, oil, photoshop, sea, seafood, shopped, spillage, trickery, woops, you did it wrong
