No, No, No: Japanese Killer Construction Bot

May 29, 2009 | By admin In Technology, aaaahh, apocalypse, bad ideas, bad looking, construction, damnit, damnit japan, death and destruction, doomsday, fail, frightening, hold me, japanese, no no no, not good, pew pew, questionable, robobastards, robotic death army, robots, scary, stop it already, we're all gonna die, wtf is that!, wtf were you thinking? | Comments(0)

Wow, they’re not even trying to make them look cute anymore. The Japanese born ROBOTOPS is a construction robot whose name is spelled in all caps because IT MEANS BUSINESS. The killing business. The four-legged, two-armed robot is actually a kind of automated mobile crane with 29 functioning joints for picking off humans, and of course the occasional piece of construction material. Using a high quality three-chip CCD camera, the robot can be operated remotely for particularly dangerous jobs. And no, I didn’t alter that quote at all. Finally, people are starting to get the picture. It’s comforting to know I’m not the only one that sees a problem here. Seriously, Japan — you know I love you (manga, sushi, worn panty vending machines), but this shit has got to stop. Because if not, well, Godzilla . Just sayin’, we share a special bond (read: intercourse). Japanese construction firm unleashes insectoid robot crane on humanity [dvice] Thanks to cougar78, Aaron and John, who know the only good robots are the little guys from Batteries Not Included . Am I right? No, that was a test and you all failed.

Read this article:
No, No, No: Japanese Killer Construction Bot

Filed under: Technology, aaaahh, apocalypse, bad ideas, bad looking, construction, damnit, damnit japan, death and destruction, doomsday, fail, frightening, hold me, japanese, no no no, not good, pew pew, questionable, robobastards, robotic death army, robots, scary, stop it already, we're all gonna die, wtf is that!, wtf were you thinking?

Robotic Heli-Sniper Is Sadly No ROFLCopter

April 24, 2009 | By admin In Technology, aaaahh, apocalypse, army, army of one, autonomous, big brother, controller, doomsday, frightening, helicopter, interesting, not good, pew pew, robotic death army, roflcopter, run for your life!, scary, sniper, uh-oh, urban, war | Comments(0)

The army is testing out a new robotic-helicopter mounted sniper rifle for urban warfare because, well, CONSPIRACY! Are you ready for this? Our government is….are you sitting down? Our government is….ROBOTS! AAAAAHH! Did you hear that? I thought I heard something. It’s called the Autonomous Rotorcraft Sniper System. It mounts a powerful rifle onto highly stabilized turret, and fixes the package on board a Vigilante unmanned helicopter. The system is intended for the urban battlefield — an eye in the sky that can stare down concrete canyons, and blink out targets with extreme precision. Attempting to return fire against the ARSS is liable to be a near-suicidal act: ARSS is described as being able to fire seven to 10 aimed shots per minute, and it’s unlikely to miss. Thankfully, the system is not autonomous (yet) and relies on a ground-based pilot with AN XBOX 360-LIKE CONTROLLER to maneuver and fire. Haha, and everyone said all those hours headshotting prepubscent boys in Halo wouldn’t get you anywhere! *sniff* I’m just so proud, you little army of one, you! Army Tests Flying Robo-Sniper [wired] Thanks to Bo, Lethak, WunderKraut, jk and Todd, who, BOOM, headshot!

Continued here:
Robotic Heli-Sniper Is Sadly No ROFLCopter

Filed under: Technology, aaaahh, apocalypse, army, army of one, autonomous, big brother, controller, doomsday, frightening, helicopter, interesting, not good, pew pew, robotic death army, roflcopter, run for your life!, scary, sniper, uh-oh, urban, war

« Previous Page

Bad Behavior has blocked 362 access attempts in the last 7 days.