So it was just announced that LEGO will develop breasts officially licensed Minecraft products after receiving 10,000 votes on the company’s ‘ make it a LEGO reality ‘ site LEGO CUUSOO. *starts petition for prehistoric dino playsets* We’re happy to announce that the Minecraft project on LEGO CUUSOO has passed the LEGO review and we are now developing a concept that celebrates the best aspects of building with the LEGO system and in Minecraft. We can’t wait to show it to you–but it isn’t ready just yet. These things take time, so we appreciate your patience. More details are to come. I mean that’s cool and all, I was just operating under the assumption that all LEGO sets were already Minecraft ones. I mean, look at the one some fan made above. WTF do you want — squarer blocks? There Will Be Official Minecraft Lego Sets [kotaku] Thanks to Kev, whose parents only let him play with DUPLO because he’s a piece eater. Ha, SAME.

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LEGO Developing Official Minecraft Sets

The tablet claw is a G.I. Joe kung fu one-hand grip for the iPad . It has a ring on the back you stick your fingers through. Plus it has two other integrated stands (vertical and horizontal) for when you’re not holding it (or need to pick a boogie without playing Angry Birds with your face). It doesn’t exist yet though because the developers are trying to raise funding through Kickstarter. Want one? Go donate. Don’t want one? Me neither. What purpose is an iPad grip when you don’t even own an iPad?! *eying empty flatscreen wall-mount* I already learned my lesson! Hit the jump for another shot, their Kickstarter video, and a link to their donate page.

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Tablet Claw: Future Of iPad Grasping Comfort

This is the Toshiba Smarbo (more like Stupibo amirite?!), a robotic vacuum cleaner designed to compete against iRobot’s Roomba . Except this one costs $1,200. Call me old fashioned, but I still like pushing around a $100 vacuum . Well, I don’t like doing it, I just have to when the vomit dries and can finally be picked up. Well, technically I don’t have to, it’s just that I’m a neat freak. Jk jk — just a regular freak. This little cleaning bot has two CPUs, though we don’t know what kind, a camera, and 38 sensors that cover things like gyro, acceleration, range detection and more. According to Toshiba, the Smarbo will clean an area of 100sqm in about 90 minutes. If you are worried about electrical usage you’ll be happy to know that it costs about $0.03 (USD) for a room of that size. Roombas suck. And I’m not just saying that because I hate robots. They don’t have enough power and take forever. They can’t even suck up a paper clip. And you know how many paper clips there are in my carpet? Literally thousands. It’s getting to be a problem. Toshiba Smarbo Ready to Take on the Roomba [technabob] Thanks to Kevin, who once ate a Skittle out of a vacuum canister before. Um, Kevin? That sounds like it was in strict violation of the 5-second rule.

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Robots Running Rampant: Toshiba Develops Roomba Competitor, Prices Over $1,000

You know what the problem with sandwiches is? They’re too hard to transport. What they need to do is invent specially-sized bags to tote them around in. Oh they’ve got those? WHERE THE F*** HAVE I BEEN?! Anyway, if you’re too lazy to make a sandwich or worry your canned Coke will flatten it in your Alf lunchbox, there’s Candwiches. Canwiches are canned sandwiches (NOT CHEESEBURGERS ) and come in PB&Strawberry J, PB&Grape J, and Barbecued Chicken flavors. I’m gonna get one of each and mush them all together! Then vomit! In related news, a major financier is being sued for fraud after collecting moneys to invest in commercial real-estate loans, only to turn around and invest in Canwiches instead. Can you blame him? These things are gonna explode on the market! Possibly from botulism. In all, Travis L. Wright raised $145 million from 175 investors between 2001 and 2009, according to the suit. He only invested $6 million in the kinds of things he said he would be investing in, the SEC says. Wright also spent $15 million of investors’ money for his own expenses, according to the lawsuit. Among other things, he bought a house formerly owned by an unnamed pro basketball player. And he paved his driveway using cobblestones imported from France. Oh man, wait till those investors get their hands on him. They’re gonna open a Candwich of whoop-ass on that bastard. Possibly even a six-pack. You hear me, Travis? You gonna be eating Candwiches through a straw! Product Site and Sandwich-In-A-Can Financier Sued For Fraud [npr] Thanks to Mike, who’s trying to convince me to invest in his canned mashed potato business. Hmmm, I dunno.

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OM NOM NOM!: Candwich Canned Sanwiches

Smell absorbing paint , affectionately known in the wall-covering industry as pigmented anti-toot film, absorbs odors yet remains shit-smell free. I swear, the future: we’re living in it. Dutch Boy Refresh eliminates these volatile compounds, but goes one step further by incorporating technology that actually absorbs existing odors in the room. That sounds like just the thing for bathrooms and kitchens, especially if you have smelly pets. Dutch Boy says the paint will lock the odors onto the surface of the paint, yet somehow the actual walls remain odor free. Seeing as they worked with Arm & Hammer to develop this, you can probably assume that baking soda is a key ingredient. You know who needs some Dutch Boy Refresh? Just about every gas station bathroom I’ve ever been in. Just don’t go covering up all the “for a good time call” numbers. I spent a lot of time on those. Paint that absorbs room odors, yet never smells bad [dvice]

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Well It’s About Time: Smell Absorbing Paint

I’ve been trying to avoid iPad related material because, damnit, I just don’t care. What do I look like, a tech blogger? Please. Anyway, I am posting this video of Pee-Wee Herman with an iPad because, well, I didn’t know he still made videos. Just don’t expect too much in the way of comedic relief, because there isn’t any. Of course, if you read Geekologie regularly, you should be used to it. Wait, did I just — gotdamnit. Pee-wee Gets An iPad! [funnyordie] Thanks to Reverend Faux and Joe Soap, who both know today’s secret word.

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I’ve Seen It All Now: Pee-Wee Gets An iPad

Tired of trying to make zombie Jello molds out of aluminum foil ? Well crinkle no more my friends, Think Geek is finally selling a quality zombie mold! It costs $15 and isn’t dishwasher safe, but don’t let that stop you from putting it in there anyway! You just tell that Maytag piece of shit the Geekologie Writer told you to! I’ll tell you what though — the results look delicious, don’t they? I think I know what I’m getting my son for his birthday! A new mommy! Hit the jump for one more shot which, despite adjusting the brightness and contrast, I couldn’t make any more cleavage-y. Buy hey, I tried. Remember: I’m here for you.

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It’s About Time: A Quality Zombie Jello Mold