Excuse me if I’m writing this while I puke in my shoes but I mean, c’mon, a guy can only take so much . Chick looks like she’s wearing my shower drain around her neck. The human hair necklace…is made by artist Kerry Howley who wants to “make discarded hair attractive again.” NEWS FLASH, KERRY HOWLEY: I don’t know what 17th century castle dungeon you just crawled out of but discarded hair was never attractive in the first place. “Fingernail clippings?” Go — just go. Hit the jump for three others in case this one wasn’t disgusting enough for you.

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Waaaaaay Too Pubey For Me: Hair Necklaces

Severed head? Now that’s a VD! In other anatomical news, this is allegedly the skull of Saint Vitalis of Assisi (hoho, your mom was a namby pamby!), the patron saint of venereal diseases . It’s going up for auction soon and I’m going to buy it. Theeeeeeeen wear it around my neck as a talisman to ward off wiener warts. Did I mention in comes in a custom Queen Anne display case? 17th-century craftsmanship, just sayin’! St Vitalis was born in Umbria, Italy, and is said to have lived an immoral and licentious youth. In an attempt to atone for his early sins, he later undertook pilgrimages to shrines throughout Europe, eventually entering the Benedictine monastery at Subiaco. It is said that he wore only rags and shunned all material wealth, with the exception of a basket which he used to fetch water from a nearby stream. He died in 1370, and word of his sanctity soon spread due to reports of numerous miracles performed on those with bladder and genital disorders. Wow, of all the miracles I’d like to perform I can honestly say none involve genital disorders. Sure one might involve turning a tiny-ass wiener into something that drags behind me when I walk, BUT THAT IS IT. Severed head of patron saint of genital disease on sale [bbcnews] Thanks to sean, who allegedly has the head of the patron saint of video games resting on top of his X-Box. Yeaaaaaah, I wouldn’t want that staring at me when I’m trying to play.

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I Will Not Be Outbid!: For Sale, Severed Head Of The Patron Saint Of Venereal Diseases

This gold and diamond encrusted Mario pendant recently sold on eBay for the low, low price of $2,600. Yes I bought it! Which is exactly why I didn’t post it until after the deal was done. I can’t have you stealin’ my blang! What did I get for my hard-earned cashmoney?: Total Carat Weight: 4.25CT Metal Type: 10K Solid Yellow Gold Gemstone: Natural Diamond Stone Clarity: SI Stone Color: Black, blue, canary, & white Stone Cut: Round Setting: pave Weight: 31.60 Grams Width: 2 Inches Length: 3.25 Inches Note: Mario Design. Okay, I know I said I bought it earlier, but the thing is I lied. You see, I don’t have two arcade tokens to rub together, let alone a couple extra G’s. What do I look like, I’m rich? Haha, no, not all the handsome people are rich. eBay Auction (seller has other gamer jewelry as well) via Diamond coated Mario can be yours for $2600 [yahoopluggedin] Thanks to Jay, who considered buying it but decided to hold out for Toad.

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Gamer Bling: Gold & Diamond Mario Pendant

How often do I ask you for anything? Almost never, right? Well now I’m asking you for something. Where can I buy and/or get the materials to make this dinosaur necklace ? Because I want one. And, even if my girlfriend doesn’t know it yet, she wants one too. I think if I could just stroke those lucky dino bones while I write, this blog would stop sucking so hard. And by sucking I mean suckling . Nipples. GEEKOLOGIE IS THE TITS. Cool Dinosaur Necklace [collthings] Thanks to Mel and Tiff, who had matching dino-bone anklets until I hid under their car and cut them off when they were unlocking the doors. I got dragged 8 blocks but it was worth it. And to Jessica, who kicked the knife out of my hand and backed over me.

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Help: Where Can I Buy This Dino Necklace?